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banna

»Cocoa, get off my blog.

[ Stop breaking the fourth wall..

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holds hands out. food in hand.

- forklift cert1fied anon

[ A multitude of beans skitter up to them, squeaking and chittering and squealing happily.

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bleghhhh..bean blog

beans i have mostly mirror my parody blogs-

Snowbean, Skatebean

Sword bean, Marshbean,

Spraybean (Seaspray Sword)

Boombean

beans that aren't mirroring my blogs here

vvvvvvvv

Follower bean (MY BELOVED)

Egobean (MY BELOVED PT.2)

Cozybean

Medbean

Steambean (Steampunk Glove)

aaanyways, to the NOT boring part

the caretaker!!! Bloxxer!!!!! What no this isn't my Sword kinsona! Shush!!

this, unfortunately for the beans, is a 16y/o version of them. Sorry the beans get mistreated(severe understatement).whistles

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[ Follower is sharing his food with another bean.

[ Bloxxer is glaring at said bean. He doesn't do anything, though.

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[ A well-fed Follower bean sat in Bloxxer's lap, cooing softly as it was pet by the half-awake caretaker, a small Snowbean tugging at his leg a little.

»Yeah, yeah.. go away, I'll give you sum'n to eat later..

[ They kicked him softly, the bean squeaking and backing off, going back to a little group of beans and sitting down.

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[ Bean Sword cheeps happily, hopping out of Star's hands and waddling over to Beanket, headbutting him softly and fluffing up his feathers.

»Mrff..

[ Bloxxer gives Star a funny look before very slowly putting Sword down, staring at the other caretaker the entire time. The bean looks awfully glad to be out of hys hands.

»Yo.

[ He kicks him a little to get it's attention, making the bean squeak fearfully and run over to Star and hide behind him.

»..Whatever. Be good. Seeya.

[ ..aaand they're out!

lol- @beanwithablade

"★ Good riddance!" -> Star smiles and picks up the little bean, gently scratching under his chin and cooing at him. "★ Come on, baby! Do you wanna see Beanket? Would that make you happy after having to deal with that bad caretaker?"

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>`O

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»YOU TAKE THAT BACK!!

"★ I'm starting to remember why I'M the best caretaker..."

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»Oh yeah? well—..Well—FOLLOWER, GETCHO ASS OVER HERE!

[ A big, feathery bean trots over to him, sizing up Star. It looks a lot less thin than the other beans..

»You love me, right?

[ ..It nods.

»See?! The beans love me!

"★ I'm starting to remember why I'M the best caretaker..."

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»Yeah, right! As if they'd ever want to go with you..

"★ I'm starting to remember why I'M the best caretaker..."

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[ He chirps quietly, settling in their arms and perking up at the sound of Beanket's name.

...

[ It nods, straightening it's feathers a little and flapping his wings. There's a little bandage on its back..

»Mrff..

[ Bloxxer gives Star a funny look before very slowly putting Sword down, staring at the other caretaker the entire time. The bean looks awfully glad to be out of hys hands.

»Yo.

[ He kicks him a little to get it's attention, making the bean squeak fearfully and run over to Star and hide behind him.

»..Whatever. Be good. Seeya.

[ ..aaand they're out!

lol- @beanwithablade

"★ Good riddance!" -> Star smiles and picks up the little bean, gently scratching under his chin and cooing at him. "★ Come on, baby! Do you wanna see Beanket? Would that make you happy after having to deal with that bad caretaker?"

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»They do love me! You should see how much respect I get from them! You could learn a thing or two from me, yunno!!

"★ I'm starting to remember why I'M the best caretaker..."

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»Nuh-uh!

"★ I'm starting to remember why I'M the best caretaker..."

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Gently pets the little bean's head! There you go, baby! Go run and play!!! - @simply-windy

[ He squeals with delight, pawing at your hand and scampering off to the heights know where.

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Carefully unsticks the bean.... - @simply-windy

[ He squeaks thankfully, headbutting your hand. It's little wings are flapping..

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POOR BEAN ):

[ It's been stuck like that for a day now.

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[ Sucks to be him!

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[ It's stuck upside down. It's horns are stuck in the floor, too!

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[ The bean coos happily, it's tail feathers flapping and it's little legs twitching.

[ Looks like he's having a nice dream..

"Swordy? Is that you?" - @crossroadstroublemaker [Sorry not sorry <3]

[ It laid belly up on a pillow, it's cute little wings spread out under it, twitching slightly.

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[ Shh, it's sleeping..