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travelling back to the paleolithic era to explain to a neanderthal that in the future there will be food that is simultaneously disgusting and also the best tasting food you've ever eaten. the neanderthal nods and says "oh yeah we have that" and leads me to a clearing in the woods where a perfectly normal mcdonalds sits.
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Ah fuck here we go again
Vážení cestující, malá technická poznámka k obnovení tohoto blogu:
jak jsem sem dokázal omylem reblogovat tolik příspěvků
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reviving my blog from the transit block era to join the revolution against the hordes of Hell
the Olomouc Region Integrated Transit System has your back
IM GONNA BE A REBEL AND START A REVOLUTION AGAINST @satan-offical
WHOS WITH ME!!!
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They got commemorative shoelaces

I am cringe I am free
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Sometimes the brightness on my phone lowers automatically and it's like no no, go back up, I like being blinded by my light mode.
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what is the child annihilating zipline
in 2010, a camp counselor goon logged on to the somethingawful forums asking for help with the zipline he build from scratch, and with no engineering knowledge, that didn’t seem to be working right. when he tested it with a sandbag, it continued to gather speed during the entirety of the 143 foot drop (19 degree slope) until it slammed into the wooden platform at the bottom at a speed of 65mph, presumably creating a child paste that would have to be scraped off to be sent home. there were pictures.


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I need to hire some kind of medical consultant, someone who understands how doctors and surgeons work, and can navigate this mess to get me care before I have to die. Preferably they should have a gun, but I guess that's their call.
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"I think I hauve covid" is sort of the modern man's anime nosebleed
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Guy who makes their living drawing Princess Peach getting creampied: I'm just really concerned that OpenAI isn't respecting my intellectual property rights, and I think we should strengthen protections for them.
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I gave a victorian kid some sour patch kids and he sprinkled a little bit of cocaine on it as casually as you would salt before even taking a bite
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