if-its-real

[if-its-real]

nom nom nom

Please. Stop.

[if-its-real]

NO! when I first offered it to him it was UNHARMED!

but when he said he didnt want it I mightve spat in it and threw it at his face but that's beside the point

-🍂

I kinda feel like he had a reason to not trust you-

And WHY TF WOULD YOU DO THAT???

[if-its-real]

Hey Crowned prince! You ready to rule once your father resigns over Ithaca?

Uh. No

[if-its-real]

TELEMARKETTTTTTTTTTT PISISTRATUS IS SAYING I'M NOT A NICE PERSON EVEN THO I GAVE HIM CHOCOLATE MILKSHAKE

-🍂

Did- did you do something to the milkshake?

[if-its-real]

No :)

“Alright, Telemachus I got a question for ya, why did you try to stab me when your dad came home?”

@get-to-the-prince

Why are you still alive..?

Because I hate each and every single one of you, that's why :)

[if-its-real]

Exactly. Ex-fucking-actly

“Alright, Telemachus I got a question for ya, why did you try to stab me when your dad came home?”

@get-to-the-prince

Why are you still alive..?

Because I hate each and every single one of you, that's why :)

[if-its-real]

Well, thank you for the fucking bare minimum of not being a rapist but my question still stands. If you.. Uh... What I'm assuming is stepping down from being my mother's suitor almost a year before that. WHY. DID. YOU. STAY. IN. MY. HOUSE?????

“Alright, Telemachus I got a question for ya, why did you try to stab me when your dad came home?”

@get-to-the-prince

Why are you still alive..?

Because I hate each and every single one of you, that's why :)

[if-its-real]

THEN WHY DIDN'T YOU GO HOME EARLIER????

And plus, you still trashed my house

“Alright, Telemachus I got a question for ya, why did you try to stab me when your dad came home?”

@get-to-the-prince

Why are you still alive..?

Because I hate each and every single one of you, that's why :)

[if-its-real]

You don't have to be standing right next to her door to be wanting to court her??

“Alright, Telemachus I got a question for ya, why did you try to stab me when your dad came home?”

@get-to-the-prince

Why are you still alive..?

Because I hate each and every single one of you, that's why :)

[if-its-real]

Oooooo- did you draw this or?

GIRLFRIEND REVEAL!!!! (For Amphimedon bc I’m lonely :( )

[if-its-real]

And how, exactly, was I supposed to know that?

“Alright, Telemachus I got a question for ya, why did you try to stab me when your dad came home?”

@get-to-the-prince

Why are you still alive..?

Because I hate each and every single one of you, that's why :)

[if-its-real]

You were just in my way

I don't hate you more than anyone else, in fact, I hated Antinous the most- again, you were just there

“Alright, Telemachus I got a question for ya, why did you try to stab me when your dad came home?”

@get-to-the-prince

Why are you still alive..?

Because I hate each and every single one of you, that's why :)

[if-its-real]

“Alright, Telemachus I got a question for ya, why did you try to stab me when your dad came home?”

@get-to-the-prince

Why are you still alive..?

Because I hate each and every single one of you, that's why :)

[if-its-real]

Hey, so i actually do run a suitor account for Amphimedon of all people, would it be ok to interact? Account is @get-to-the-prince if you wanted to know

Um, of course! I don't really do rp's with people except 🍂anon because I don't really think that I rp Telemachus well, but if you want, sure!

[if-its-real]

it is!!

also I got a job! :3

-🍂 (AND AN ACCOUNT!! @leaf-anon-is-cool)

Congrats!!

[if-its-real]

Telestereoscope I'm back :3

-🍂

Is- is that a real word??

[if-its-real]

would you like some gemstones, crowned prince of ithaca?

and also, as a friendly warning, no nom-noming the gemstones

-🌌 @galaxi-latte-anon

Why would I want to eat the gemstones..?