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starbucks barista: ive got a caffe mocha for… “russian spy”?
everybody: [remains seated and eyes each other suspiciously]
barista [throwing his CIA badge at the floor in defeat]: dammit i thought for sure that would work
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Do you ever just like flex your foot wrong and it cramps and you’re just like this is it, this is how it ends
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why are teenagers so horny while im just here craving for food
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check out this photo of drake, khaled, an a mysterious drake/khaled hybrid
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me talking to my cat: who’s da sweetest weetest little pumpkin in the whole wide world?? my little sweetie poo poo meow meow who mommy luves so much
my cat:

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when movie tries to make you sympathize with a cheating man
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Nazi-puncher fined $1

Jeffrey Winder appealed his guilty verdict after punching “Unite the Right” organizer Jason Kessler in Charlottesville the day after protester Heather Heyer died. A jury determined Winder should serve no jail time and pay the lowest fine possible.
https://boingboing.net/2018/09/07/nazi-puncher-fined-1.html
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