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puppy's gonna need a smoke and a drink and a solid brick to the head ok?

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LH x GQ ITALIA

[©Nathaniel Goldberg]

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come on guys let's MANIFEST (wholeheartedly)

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me while writing: ah yes, this character should do this, it feels so natural with what they're saying

me while editing: why the FUCK does he lean on the doorway SEVENTEEN TIMES IN THIS CHAPTER

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bent but never broken.

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my emotionally disregulated ass when one (1) thing goes slightly off schedule in my day

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missing 2024 rn....

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Two households, both alike in dignity, in fair Verona Monaco, where we lay our scene..

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George russell!!!

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how me and my best friend look having the most delusional conversation ever (we're both crashing out):

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Theorem: George lost his mind in Monaco

Proof:

Premature ejaculation joke about his role in the F1 movie

‘I don’t wear pants when I race’

Described his own bum as strenuous

Ruled out getting his dick out for a calendar even though no-one asked

Tour of the garage focusing on the cleaning equipment

Passenger princess in his own F1 car as he was rescued by the marshals

Stared at the back of a Williams for one billion laps

Blatant cheating, zero fucks given

No attempt to deny the cheating, zero fucks given

‘Give the place back, George’   ‘No 🥰’

Jose Mourinho impression mid-race

Attempted to incite further violence (‘tell Kimi to put the handbrakes on then’)

Showered after the race on a balcony in the middle of the paddock

With a camping shower being pumped by his girlfriend

And posted the video on Instagram

‘Add a sprinkler button to each car’

‘Use a plane to randomly drop water from above’

‘Fifteen pit stops instead of two’

‘Bring back the lego cars’

Got taken out for dinner by Alex after demanding it both in interviews and on social media

Q.E.D

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Cannot believe that today we saw a race so terrible that George a) deliberately broke the rules b) got himself a drive through penalty c) mouthed off on the radio d) didn’t get any points and e) went fully unhinged in his interviews, and yet the comments I’ve seen about him on any and all platforms I have cared to investigate are possibly the most positive I have seen about him since he joined Mercedes.

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The Director of the GPDA side plot: yeah I broke the rules. Tell the FIA to Penalise me <3 what are they gonna do? give the 10 seconds? Do it <3

FIA: here is a 20 second drive through penalty

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love when max opens the radio and goes like HWHEJSJXJEKWNDIENDFRVTIESMWLMLAKDNFIXNXKSWJORGNZNAJ AND THE BRAKES SUCK

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Jenson Button as Princess Peach👑 ↳ Pre-Super GT Debut in Japan, August 2017