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Every year I make a new poorly photoshopped profile pic for my facebook during the holidays. This year I celebrate the Elf on the Shelf.

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When a slacker New York post-grad discovers he is a Demon, he must struggle through his training to tempt a mortal soul. Everyone battles their personal demons… but some demons aren’t very good at the job.

Inspired by the fantasy stories of writers like C.S. Lewis (The Screwtape Letters), Dante (The Divine Comedy), Milton (Paradise Lost), the Book of Revelations, and the “seven deadly sins,” Hellgate Academy is about a young man from Astoria, New York who learns after years of living as a human, that he is actually a Demon. We follow his story as he struggles through his Tempter training at Hellgate Academy.

Starring Kane Prestenback, Kristin Parker, & Steven Patterson. Featuring Lukas Poost.

CREATED & WRITTEN BY Kane Prestenback; PRODUCED & DIRECTED BY Ifitfitz Productions, Chris Fitz

Hellgate Academy premieres October 2018. Subscribe on YouTube.

http://youtube.com/HellgateAcademy

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http://instagram.com/HellgateAcademy

Hellgate Academy | Official Pilot Episode Trailer [HD] | YouTube

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Every year I make a new poorly photoshopped profile pic for my facebook during the holidays. This year was based on  Roger Duvoisin’s illustrations for The Night Before Christmas.

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https://instagram.com/p/BXJmfPEBJc1/

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Every year I make a new poorly photoshopped profile pic for my facebook.

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Is awards season? Is Vodka? Is good.

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Every year I make a new poorly photoshopped profile and cover photo for my facebook. This year my new puppy gets to play a part too.

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The cone-ucopia of shame. Happy Thanksgiving. #cornucopia #happythankgiving #coneofshame #spayandneuteryourpets @ehrdogs #WembleyNYC #dogsofinstagram #pupsofinstagram #nycdog #eskimoterrier #notachihuahua #cute #weeklyfluff #buzzfeed #puppy #dogoftheday

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Brother and wife went to see Dancing With The Stars. They were on tv, though the shadows obscured them. I fixed it for them.

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“I want to speak to a manager,” the middle-aged woman said in her stern I-used-to-be-a-soccer-mom-ten-years-ago voice, looking down at me over the top of her Gucci reading glasses.

A wicked grin split across my face and the gates of Hell opened up behind me, releasing a gust of hot wind that whipped my apron around my body and forced the woman to shield her face. Demons came forth, dancing around in flames with songs of, “She wants to speak to a manager. Did you hear that? She wants to speak to a manager!” before erupting into earsplitting shrieks of laughter, none louder than my own cackling.

I took in the woman’s look of utter horror before my eyes rolled back into my head and I growled,

“I am the manager.”

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What Disney Voices Would Look Like as Their Characters by Crystal Ro Related: If Disney Characters Were Real People

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I couldn’t find this on the internet. so I made it for you.

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Art critic Philip Kennicott published a guide to viewing art in the Washington Post this week. Lovely and thoughtful though it is, parts of it just seemed sort of … old-fashioned, you know?

Jillian Steinhauer share the following, do you agree?:

"Seeing art is worthless until you walk away with four things: a story to share about your experience, an opinion about what it meant, a larger lesson to draw from it, and at least one Instagram. This is how you effectively view art in the age of social media."

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Election Day is the Fifth of November

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New World Stages theatre in NYC is a tiny little building. But it’s bigger on the inside. Cuz it’s actually a Tardis.