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what comes included with you?

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If any mutuals want my discord, lemme know since I’m on there more than here.

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I feel like modern day Roy would listen to the most “dad” music ever like Phil Collins, Hall & Oates, and stuff like that. He’d also listen to jazz and some Frank Sinatra. But ho boy, does he ever like to annoy people on road trips with his singing.

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Roy and Riza are the best partners in crime.

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This is so sad. Alexa, play despacito.

Envy after he murders Hughes.

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Been re-watching Brotherhood lately. I miss my boy but I mostly miss Ed.

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I still have mutuals on here. amazing.

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Hands shook, gun rattled. A finger curled around the trigger. Gunshot. Thud. Blood pooled onto the floor.

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inconnu--dreamscapes:

anbrxten:

“Home wrecker.”

“YUP, THAT’S TOTALLY ME TO A FUCKING T.” 

“For shame, brother, for fucking shame.”

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inconnu--dreamscapes:

anbrxten:

“Say what you want about me but at least I don’t fuck married men.”

“Well. . he’s not married now.”

“Home wrecker.”

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inconnu--dreamscapes:

anbrxten:

“You should try grabbing some titties some time.”

“I’m too busy getting over the fact my secret lover was murdered in a telephone booth leave me alone.”

“Say what you want about me but at least I don’t fuck married men.”

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inconnu--dreamscapes:

anbrxten:

“More titties for me!”

“Yes, more ta-ta’s for you.”

“Weirdo. .”

“You should try grabbing some titties some time.”

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inconnu--dreamscapes:

anbrxten:

“Don’t be jealous, brother. It’s not my fault I get all the spanky hoes.”

“Gross.”

“Keep your hoes, brother. I want no part of that.”

“More titties for me!”

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inconnu--dreamscapes:

anbrxten:

“Joke’s on you, I like my buns warmed.”

“Bet you do, what with all the time you spend in the Red light district.”

“Don’t be jealous, brother. It’s not my fault I get all the spanky hoes.”

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inconnu--dreamscapes:

anbrxten:

Bends over and wiggles his butt. “Catch me if you can, hoe.”

“Don’t tempt me, bitch.”

“Joke’s on you, I like my buns warmed.”

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inconnu--dreamscapes:

anbrxten:

“I will shit on everything you love, including poor sweet innocent Judai.”

“You touch my son and I’ll end your life before you can say ‘oh shiz-nit’, you pathetic wank.”

Bends over and wiggles his butt. “Catch me if you can, hoe.”

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inconnu--dreamscapes:

anbrxten:

“I’ll have you know that I farted on your office chair! Have fun sitting in my stink, bitch!”

“Oh yeah, ‘cuz I totally haven’t stank up that chair on my own.”

“You’ll have yo do better than that, shit stain.”

“I will shit on everything you love, including poor sweet innocent Judai.”