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Shrek (2001) trivia 

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Shrek 2 (2004) trivia 

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A story in two parts

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Google autocomplete asked “Is Joe Biden sinking?” And now I’m laughing uncontrollably at 1 in the morning imagining the old man slowly sinking into the floor

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I really did.

Own this BCV Original.

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Gotham’s leading wireless provider.

Own this BCV Original.

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Imagine being a reverse Superman where you're really weak and struggle to keep up with your peers for your whole life until you learn that you're actually just from a race of aliens with comparatively shit body strength. This is the premise of Tarzan

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the wording of this title is so fun. caught in the act, the whore

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I- stop calling me out.

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TIL Otters have pockets

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Oh boy!! It’s a fucking mystery?? A spooky scary mystery!! Better get fucking Sherlock Holmes on this one! It’s a big fucking mystery, with no obvious answer!

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ID: a sketchy two page comic of my tortoiseshell kittens, Maggie and Bunny.

From off panel, I hold my hands out to Maggie, who leans away

Me: Aw, Maggie doesn't wanna come up?

Maggie: Mother I am not a child.

Me: You're ten months old.

Maggie: I am a warrior.

Bunny pops up from behind her sister.

Bunny: I'm not! I'm baby <3

I scoop Bunny up while Maggie watches in shock and confusion.

Me: Aw, yes you are, Bunny. Who's my sweet baby?

Maggie flops on her back and shows her tummy. She has big blobby tears in her eyes.

Maggie: Mommy??? Betrayal?? You abandon your baby?? Your Darling Girl?? Your little Maggie-Pie?!?

End ID.

Maggie is a strong, independant kitten, so long as you never pay attention to anyone else, ever.

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Sometimes even the villains have standards