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Makeup Routines

I’m alive and on sem break so enjoy this short burst of writing motivation before I inevitably disappear for another few months. AND TO EVERYBODY WHO HAS SENT ME REQUESTS I’M SO SORRY AND I SWEAR I WILL GET TO THEM SOON!! Anyways- I recently made a very impulsive makeup purchase that has left me financially in ruin/j so have this as a little treat (I did watch a youtube video showing their morning routines in the sleepwear cards but I don’t remember some of the details so do correct me if anything is canonically wrong!)

Warnings: SPOILERS for sleepwear cards (just the morning routines)

Has a simple but by the book skincare routine, toner, moisturiser and sunscreen

I get the feeling he has very clear skin naturally since he has a strict diet and lets be real he probably drinks exactly 3.7 litres of water daily, no more no less

Learned his makeup skills from a physical book and had to meet Cater to learn about doing makeup that suits your natural features.

I reckon he also does his makeup very by the book but also skips steps he deems unnecessary

Concealer, if he has any blemishes 

Translucent powder, if he has concealer on

Eyebrows, he probably has them plucked at a barber but he draws the ends very sharply. (they could kill a man)

Blush, a very natural colour focused on the area between his cheekbones and eyes and diffusing to the center of his face

Eyeshadow, neutral light brown as a base on both his upper and lower eyelids. Red at the outer corner, bringing it down to his lower eyelid and blending with the brown right before his iris. Uses a q-tip to clean the edges and make the point as sharp as possible

Eyeliner, dark red so it doesn’t blend too much with his eyeshadow, a small wing tilting upwards

Mascara, he has naturally long lower lashes and he uses mascara on them too

Tinted lip balm, basically the colour of his lips

Setting spray for longevity, he DOES NOT tolerate smudging

His toothbrushing routine is more extensive than his skincare routine 

Only wears sunscreen (canonically gifted by Rook)

He gives the vibe of someone with naturally clear skin as well but I can see him getting occasional breakouts especially during stressful periods.

Barebones makeup routine, just wants to look clean

Eyebrows, uses an eyebrow pencil to fill in sparse areas

Eyeshadow, dark green along his double eyelid crease, close to his lashline and down onto his lower eyelid, stopping right before his iris, doesn’t care much for making the edges sharp, just neat

Clear lip balm

Morning skincare routine consists of toner, serum and sunscreen (his night routine is a LOT more extensive - toner, serum, ampoule, moisturiser, lip cream, maybe a facemask)

Impulse buys makeup and skincare because of cute packaging and never ends up using it

Routine takes hours because he does a look, dislikes it and takes it off again

Always ends up doing his normal routine (no makeup makeup look)

Shows off many different products online but in his normal routine he sticks to the same brands

I think compared to most of the boys Cater has done a lot of experimenting in terms of makeup style but he ended up settling on one signature look that suits him the best, he always looks back at old pictures and is critical about how he did his makeup

Primer, pore blurring effect

Light layer of concealer on blemishes and eyebags

Foundation, he seems like a liquid foundation girlie, pumps it onto the back of his hand and spreads it onto the center of his face using a spatula before blending with a beauty blender

Liquid blush, very natural colour onto his cheekbones, he blends it onto his eyelids for a natural look

Translucent fine powder, not too matte not too dewy

Eyebrows, uses a light orange colour to fill out sparse areas

Contour, only on the tip of his nose and eye sockets

Eyeshadow, red along the outer corners of his lower eyelid

Eyeliner, natural brown, lines his lashline and extends the edges following the natural turn of his eyes

Mascara, clear mascara/mascara primer, doesn’t really curl his lashes

Tinted lip balm, natural colour, maybe something a bit more coral ish if he’s feeling bold 

Diamond mark, his is the easiest to draw and I reckon he has a stencil handy. Uses smudgeproof, waterproof liquid liner in red

Setting spray, doesn’t feel right without it!

He cares about his appearance a surprising amount but also cares about being perceived as caring about his appearance

That is to say, he only wears sunscreen in the morning and has a secretly extensive routine at night (by extensive I mean moisturizer and maybe serum LMAO)

Probably also has clear skin?? I’m going based on vibes maybe has an oily t-zone

Eyebrows, canonically learned to do them well because he saw someone getting made fun of and went that ain’t gonna be me. Draws the ends and fills in sparse areas

Heart mark, always fucks this up at least once every morning, used to constantly borrow his dormates gel liners to do it until he was literally dragged to get one himself

Uses the same gel liner to draw on his other eye, thick overline that gets thinner towards the center of his eye. Sharp point at the outer corner, brings it down to the lower eyelid, uses his finger to clean it and smudge it out

Uses a black eyeliner to draw a wing pointing upwards

Clear lip balm

Before NRC still used sunscreen religiously, Dylla hammered that in

During NRC, kept getting advised to expand his skincare routine and now uses moisturizer as well

Something is in the water at the Queendom of Roses. Also has clear skin

Spade mark, doesn’t fuck up as much as Ace but it pays cuz he takes so long to do it. Trey probably advised the first years to use a product that wouldn’t smudge but he already bought water based face paint so he decided to just use it first. Learned through experience why it was inadvisable

Eyeliner, black gel liner to draw a wing pointing upwards. Uses his nail to drag the ends and make them sharp.

Eyeshadow, doesn’ t do much just uses a dark grey to smoke out the lower lashline to match the spade on his other eye

Eyebrows, fills in sparse areas

Clear lip balm

His good appearance is a byproduct of everything he does for his own comfort

Toner, serum, moisturiser and sunscreen, all of them are probably luxury products

I wouldn’t be surprised if his shaving cream had gold leaf in it

Doesn’t bother with makeup if he won’t be seeing anyone but if he is

Eyebrows, fills in sparse areas

Eyeshadow, does a smokey eye with dark brown shadow focused on the outer corner of his eyelid and his lower eyelid, close to his lashline

Eyeliner, uses a black liquid liner. Follows his lashline. He’s does the Ariana Grande thing where he one swipes it and it looks amazing

I don’t see him doing a lot at NRC but he definitely knows his way around makeup and probably does a lot more for events

Didn’t use skincare before NRC

Now, uses sunscreen every morning (a full bottle that Leona periodically ‘accidentally’ buys too much of)

Also uses any samples, gifts or random bottles people leave in the washroom

Flexible with his makeup (eyeshadow for blush or contour, the same lip tint for blush and eyeshadow etc)

Eyebrows, uses the lightest brown from his eyeshadow palette to fill in sparse areas

Eyeshadow, uses the medium shade to smoke out his lower lashline and along his upper eyelid, close to the lashline

Eyeliner, uses the darkest shade from the same palette to line his eyes, using a sharp brush (a clean paintbrush he got for art class but never used)

Clear lip balm

Wears sunscreen religiously

Since he grew up in a cold country he probably has a habit of applying a lip mask every night.

Doesn’t wear makeup normally and whenever he has to wear it for an event someone else is doing it for him

Full routine, multiple layers of toner, moisturiser, sunscreen, all high end and reputable brands

Never needed skincare products down in the sea and his glasses cracked in the comical anime way the first time he noticed he had chapped lips

Also applies a lip mask every night

I reckon he had a phase where he tried different makeup styles every night after classes for a period of time in his first year

I hypothesise they have makeup under the sea but they’re vastly different from land products in terms of formula and application so he had a learning curve

Primer, hyaluronic acid based for extra moisture, I imagine just logistically all the Octavinelle boys have dryer skin on the surface due to the significantly less wet environment, so silicon based or mattifying primers probably leave dry patches on him

Foundation, for some reason I see him using a cushion foundation, the packaging specifically is shell shaped. High end brand that hails from the Coral Sea, waterproof and changes colour in certain saline conditions, so it stays on even in his mer form if he chooses to return to the sea with makeup on

Concealer, dabs it onto the back of his hand and applies it under his eyes and on blemishes using a small buffing brush

Powder, translucent colour with a matte finish, LISTEN it’s always the dry skinned ones that love a matte look I AM ONE OF THEM and don’t you think Azul gives that vibe. Uses a smaller powder puff to press a little more firmly on the area where his glasses rest.

Contour, socket of nose (? I genuinely don’t know what it’s called I’ve been using different terms throughout the whole thing), tip of nose and he uses the remaining for the bridge, applies some to his jawline and the sides of his face following his natural shadow

Blush, tiny tiny amount in a natural colour under his eyes and along his cheekbone

Eyebrows, fills in sparse areas

Eyeshadow, applies a cool toned grey powdered shadow along the outer corner of his eyes and brings it down to his lower eyelid. Then uses a black shadow to define his upper and lower lashline. For his lower lashline he’s careful to keep it subtle and stops right under his iris then blends slightly. Uses q tips to clean the edges

Eyeliner, uses a dark grey liquid liner that blends into his black eyeshadow to draw a small sharp wing

Highlighter, matte highlighter on his nose and cheeks

Tinted lip balm, you’re gonna get tired of hearing me say this but a natural shade

Beauty mark, redefines it using a gel liner

Setting spray, he will look flawless even if Floyd pushes him into the water again

Toner, moisturiser, sunscreen

….. Do you think the Leeches use their own brand of skincare? I’d say yes they know the effects first hand and this probably doesn’t even make it into their realm of insanity

Never had a learning phase because he disappeared for a night and reappeared in a full face of soft glam makeup

Also has dryer skin and I think it would be funny if he saw Azul’s chapped lips and started trying to scare the two by saying they would shrivel up and turn into dried fish

Powder, semi-mattifying

Eyebrows, fills out sparse areas and draws the ends

Contour, uses it to add depth to his eye sockets and nose, I don’t feel like he applies it to the sides of his face or jawline since the Leech twins could kill with their natural definition

Eyeshadow, uses a cool toned grey to smoke out his lower lashline

Eyeliner, uses the same eyeshadow to tightline his lashline and draw a sharp and long wing

Tinted lip balm, you’ll never guess it, natural colour (natural is different for everyone so all of them do use different shades and brands)

Sunscreen

Very interesting in that he has a daily routine but he shows up to school with a different palette on his eyes everyday, sometimes in the same day

Sometimes doesn’t even wear makeup 

I feel that for his ‘normal routine’ he just uses the same products as Jade except he draws his eyeliner and eyebrows down turned

He does feel like a glitter person though so maybe he switches it up by using a chunky highlighter on his nose and cheekbones as well as a lip gloss with sparkle in it every now and then

Under the assumption that usually Jamil is the one applying his skincare and makeup for him

Has a full routine, on the same level as Leona’s if not MORE opulent, forget gold leaf there’s gold leaf AND diamond specks

Sticks to just rosewater, moisturiser and sunscreen in the mornings

He doesn’t come off as the type to use a lot of base products actually, maybe concealer if he has blemishes?

Eyeshadow, uses a dark red burgundy shade focused on the outer corner of the lid, blending all along, then uses a concentrated amount along the lower lid and to create a rounded wing. Cut crease for sure. I also see him using a gold fine glitter shade on the inner corners (made from real gold)

Eyeliner, uses gel liner to line his upper and lower waterline

Blush, uses a dark burgundy cream blush above the cheekbones

Highlighter, golden shimmer on the nose bridge and highest point of his cheekbone

Lip stain, burgundy, that shit is not coming off no matter what 

Setting spray, Jamil does not have the time to help him touch up so once it goes on it STAYS on

Toner, moisturizer, sunscreen

Now, I recently saw a post of someone saying his ‘eyeliner’ is natural and for some reason that minor information had me in a state of disbelief for a whole day

Pretty privilege is so real guys

I believe he doesn’t need contour either, his natural shadows are enough

Eyebrows, draws the ends and fills in sparse areas

Eyeliner, uses black gel liner but the type with a blunter end on his upper and lower waterline

Eyeshadow, burgundy shade along his lower lid, with a light wash of colour on his upper lid, uses a q tip dipped in micellar water to create a cut crease

Blush, light layer of burgundy above his cheekbones

Clear lip balm

I had to do this one last because I wanted to go all out on his

So canonically what we know is he has an absolutely insane night routine, he would scoff at the 16 step Korean routines

We also know he does his morning routine twice, pre jog and post jog

We ALSO know he uses the tweels brand of skincare

And lastly, his skin is on the sensitive side

I think he keeps his morning routine minimal so it doesn’t interfere with makeup

He is what Cater wishes he was, different makeup style everyday but he has the confidence to pull it off everytime

Anyways, toner, eyecream, lightweight moisturiser, 

Lets his skincare sit for 10 minutes and dabs off the excess with a cotton pad

Applies sunscreen and lets it sit for another 5 minutes

Eyebrows, does this while letting his skincare absorb, uses an eyebrow pencil to fill in sparse areas and a spoolie to brush it out after

Primer, silicon based

Eye primer

Eyeshadow, upper eyelid first, uses an indigo shadow, applies on the outer corner first and blends it onto the rest of the lid, using a light brown shade for the inner third of his eye

Concealer, uses a colour correcting palette and he mixes the shades by himself. Also uses it to shape his upper eyeshadow 

Eyeshadow, using the same indigo shade this time on his lower lid

Foundation, liquid foundation for sure, pumps it onto a foundation palette and uses a buffing brush to apply, starting from the center of his face and buffing out

Concealer, a lighter shade this time to brighten certain areas around his eyes

Cream contour, cheekbones, nose, around lips, jawline

Cream blush, on cheekbones and apple of cheek, never going below the nose line

Cream highlighter, highest point of cheekbone, tip of nose and bridge, cupids bow

Eyeliner, doesn’t do too big of a wing

Mascara, lengthening and voluminising both upper and lower lashes

False lashes, I don’t see him wearing them everyday but maybe sometimes

Powder, only where he’s oily, avoids the highlighter

Lipliner, same colour as his lipstick

Lipstick in a purple ish red shade

Setting spray, no such thing as smudging in this household

It seems like a lot of steps but with the correct technique, none of it looks cakey

Ofc he has a full routine, toner moisturiser sunscreen

I’m sure he knows how to use every single product in existence but something tells me he’s not the type to go all out like Vil does on the daily

For sure only uses unscented products as well (not cuz he has sensitive skin so he can avoid detection from the beastmen)

I don’t think he draws his brows, or maybe he does and he’s the only one who sees 

I DO THINK he owns one of those hair stick things and he uses it to brush his bangs every morning so they don’t separate

Concealer, we all know he covers his freckles and I really don’t think it comes from a place of insecurity, I firmly believe this man does the Lisa Eldridge pin point concealing every morning on each and every individual freckle, he probably also has names for every single one and whispers affirmations for them everyday. He also does it in 5 minutes max

Powder, translucent and just on the areas he concealed

Blush, a very light colour on his cheekbones

Contour, nose arch, tip, sides of his face and jawline

Eyeshadow, indigo powder shade, focuses on the outer corner and blends it within his double eyelid crease then applies to his lower lashline. Uses a q tip to clean edges and round the wing

Eyeliner, black liquid liner to draw a sharp wing, of all people would use an arrow head as a stencil

Lip gloss, in a pinkish nude shade so basically natural

Setting spray

…

He never used to wear skincare and he’s only just starting to learn pls go easy on him

Does own a full routine but he can’t for the life of him remember which products are for what and when to use them

Mixes everything he owns together and s l a t h e r s

Still in that learning stage but he doesn’t need makeup he’s just built different

At the very least he puts on eyeshadow in a greyish lavender shade around his eyes and puts on clear lipbalm

Vil checks every morning and fixes the eyeshadow for him

He wants to nag him more but he looks flawless so he can’t even say anything

You know the thing in secondary school where people try to apply makeup so naturally they can argue their way out of a case and say they aren’t wearing any?

Epel does that but opposite and it usually succeeds

Scratch what I said about Jamil, true disbelief was finding out everything on his face is natural

Bro is Coral Blue no.5

To add another layer of disbelief, he actually puts on moisturiser?? I was so surprised cuz you’re telling me Idia wears moisturiser diligently but Silver doesn’t???

I’m conflicted about all this information because while it’s true I can’t imagine this man putting on makeup, it’s natural?????

No further comment

Robot…

BUT Idia would probably make his skin out of some kind of skin like material so I imagine he can put on makeup

Maybe it’s more of a projection? Maybe he can change the colour settings and styles in some sort of menu

OH THE AMOUNT OF CONTENT WE GOT JUST FROM HIS CARD ALONE??

First off, toner, ampoule and sunscreen in the morning. Brand is identifiable because it’s custom made by a Briar Valley exclusive luxury brand

Doesn’t get blemishes

I just know he’s got a full face on DAILY

Everything below is under the assumption that his magic is putting it on for him

Primer 

Foundation, liquid foundation I can see it being pumped into the air and just spreading onto the center of his face. Enchanted foundation brush then takes over

Fully matte translucent powder, avoiding his eye area

Eye primer

Eyebrows, uses a pen to draw the ends

Contour, uses a very grey and ashy colour, his cheekbones and nose tip could kill

Blush, a very light layer of this almost black reddish purple shade right above his cheekbone contour

Liquid eyeshadow, in green, applies it to the outer corner first and blends it in and around the lower lid, then uses a dark grey mixed with the same green on the outer corner and blends. Cuts his crease

Eyeliner, black liquid liner with a wing that follows the edge of his eye

Mascara, applied on both upper and lower lashes

Lipstick, the same black reddish purple shade, uses a brush to apply it, most concentrated on the inside of his lip and slowly diffuses out

Setting spray, enchanted so that makeup is not going ANYWHERE

He has a full set of products

How he applies it… Concerning to say the least

He does the drunk elephant thing where he mixes everything and slathers it on but bro some of those things are meant to be layered not mixed TT

Anyways, logic tells me he’s into those Japanese doll styles of makeup

My heart tells me he’s a douyin girlie PURRR

His sprite doesn’t have blush on but nobody can tell me he doesn’t have blush blindness

For the sake of this whole thing being ‘canon-compliant’ I will say he doesn’t do this for daily makeup

I also feel like he doesn’t bother with base products 

Powder foundation, a light layer on the center of his face

Contour, under his lips, the tip of his nose and the bridge

Eyebrows, fills in sparse areas

Eyeshadow. might be using the same product as Malleus, also does a cut crease, uses a separate dark brown eyeshadow for the lower lid

Eyeliner, does a small wing with dark brown liquid liner

Mascara, his mascara routine goes crazy, in his sleepwear card he mentions trying the doll lashes for the first time but fuck that, he does them da i l y. After curling his lashes, upper and lower (he lights a toothpick on fire and blows it out, using the residual heat), he uses a clear mascara primer before going in with a normal mascara, using tweezers to pinch them together. Proceeds to use another mascara with a smaller and thinner wand to do his lower lashes

Blush, same product as Malleus but instead of the cheekbone he puts it right below his eyes

Highlighter, goes ham, nose bridge, nose tip, cheeks, cupids bow, inner corner of the eye

Lip tint, natural colour (probably a bit purpley for fae)

Lets not even talk about makeup or skincare, this boy uses all in one shampoo and bodywash??? 

I like to think Lilia helps him with his makeup during events and Malleus magics him up for the rest when he sees Lilia pull the hot pink blush out

Has a full routine, toner, moisturizer, sunscreen

His brows are just like that???

Powder, translucent

Contour, he seems like a huge contour guy, uses an ashy brown and applies it to the sides of his face, following the natural shadow, the sides of his forehead, jawline and nose

Eyebrows, fills in sparse areas

Eyeshadow, different product from Malleus and Lilia, a green powder shadow that he uses a small brush to apply along his outer corner and blends into his double eyelid crease. He also blends it down the outer corner of his lower eyelid. Uses a q tip to clean edges

Eyeliner, dark brown eyeshadow, uses a sharp brush to make a sharp and long wing

Clear lip balm

BONUS

If you made it this far, comment down below with your makeup routine and how much you think Vil would approve of it! Makeup differs so greatly region to region, individual to individual and I'm curious to know more about others routines. No matter what Vil says, even he agrees that just because something works for one person and not for the other, doesn't make it wrong!!

Here's mine:

My Makeup Routine!

I use daily loosely here because I have a horrible oversleeping habit and usually I don’t have the time to do anything

True daily would be liptint

With the prerequisite that I’ve woken up to my first alarm and I’m not rushing a deadline I start with a toner pad, ampoule and sunscreen

I let it absorb for 5 minutes before dabbing the excess off with a tissue

Then I use a pink colour correcting primer, squirt it on the back of my hand then apply it to my face with a brush before blending with my cushion foundation puff

Next, I use concealer, same shade as my skintone. I apply the product onto the back of my hand and use my fingers to apply it on blemishes, under my eye, around my nose and the corners of my lips. Then I blend with my cushion puff again

Next I use a cushion foundation on the center of my face and blend out

Powder, I used to be matte exclusive but I’ve been appreciating a dewy look recently

Contour, I use a powder contour in a cool ashy tone on my nose, the nose socket and the bridge, under my lips, jawline and sides of my face

Highlighter, on my cheeks and the tip of my nose

Eyebrows, I use a thin pencil to fill out sparse areas and then a spoolie to blend

Blush, I use a pink blush right below my iris and I don’t let it go past my noseline

Eyeshadow, this changes based on mood but my go to is a neutral slightly ashy brown palette. I use the lightest shade as a base, medium shade along my double eyelid crease and lower lashline and the darkest shade on the outer corner. I also like to apply glitter to the base of my eyelid and along the lower lid. I’ve also been doing this thing where I take a liquid glitter eyeshadow and draw a line along my crease

Eyeliner, I use a black eyeshadow to line my lashline and draw a long wing as a base then I go in with a liquid liner and go on top of that wing. I like my liner sharp 

Mascara, I didn’t use to wear mascara because I hated taking it off but mascara remover has changed my life and now I can’t live without it. I curl my lashes then use a lengthening mascara on them

Lip, I have an unreasonable amount of lip products but I always find myself choosing between a brick red matte liptint and a red lipgloss

Setting spray (it smudges anyways)

Vil’s opinion? I think he’d approve! I spent years perfecting this routine and if he said anything I’d bite him unfortunately

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sillies iI love thaemmm

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Welcome to another day where i draw the Scarabia boys but only up to the shoulders because I'm lazy, enjoy~

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Sillies...

I see u mary..

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Is Your Girl Single? pt3

✦part1 part2

✦characters: first years + Kalim, Silver, Cater

✦fem!reader

Ace Trappola

Ace was joking with some of his classmates when someone casually asked “Yo, that girl you’re always with—is she single?”

He laughs at first, thinking it’s a joke.

“Hah! Good one.”

The guy just blinks. “No, seriously.”

Ace freezes mid smirk. His head turns. Slow. Calculated.

“You’re seriously asking me… if my girlfriend… is single?”

His voice drops low. You can practically see the gears turning.

“Do you wanna fight? Or do you just have a death wish?”

He walks over, hand slung lazily around your shoulders, glaring daggers at the guy the whole way.

“Look at her. She’s beautiful, funny. Way too good for you . And she chose me.” He smirks “So no, she’s not single. Try asking again, and I’ll make sure you leave this conversation with a black eye and a broken pride.”

Later, he flops next to you and groans

“Babe, you need to stop being so cute. I’m gonna have to start carrying warning signs or something.”

Deuce Spade

Deuce was just minding his business, studying, being responsible, when the question hit him like a thrown potion bottle.

He blinks. Once. Twice.

“...What?”

Deuce straightens up like he’s been called to duel. Serious face ON.

“No. She’s not. She’s my girlfriend.”

The guy started mumbling something that “he didn’t know.”

“You should know.”

He’s not angry. He’s just disappointed like a sweet, protective puppy turning into your knight.

“She’s amazing. She deserves someone who notices everything about her including the fact that she’s in a happy relationship.”

Afterward, he tells you everything and gets adorably shy about it.

“Sorry if that was too much… I just… didn’t like the idea of anyone thinking they had a shot with you.”

Jack Howl

Jack’s usually a calm, keep to himself type. So when someone strolls up to him during P.E. and says, “Hey, that girl you’re always walking to class… is she single?”

Jack pauses mid stretch. His ears twitch. His tail stills.

He doesn’t even turn around at first just processes the words slowly, like they offended his very sense of logic.

“What?”

This time, he does turn around fully. His eyes narrow, his jaw sets, and he looks at the guy like he’s weighing whether this is worth causing a scene over.

“She’s not just ‘seeing’ someone. She’s dating me.”

His voice is firm. Deep. No anger just pure, top-level authority.

“You seriously asking that knowing I’m with her? Or are you just stupid?”

The guy tries to laugh it off, but Jack steps forward once. Just once and the other guy steps back instinctively.

“You don’t get to talk about her like that. Not like she’s just another pretty face to chase.”

Jack crossed his arms now. His tail flicks behind him.

“She’s smart. She’s strong. She sticks by people even when it’s hard. I don’t date her just because she’s cute I date her because she’s worth everything.”

Then he turns away, muscles still tense, and mutters:

“Don’t let me hear you ask that again.”

Later, when he walks you home from class, he keeps glancing at you out of the corner of his eye like he’s still riled up.

“… I don’t get why people ask that. You make it so obvious you’re with me. And I’m not letting anyone take that away.”

Epel Felmier

Epel hears the question and nearly spits out his apple juice.

“She what?!”

Epel stands up slowly, placing both hands on the table.

“That’s my girlfriend, you twig-lookin’ scarecrow.”

He steps forward like he’s about to throw hands. His accent slipping into thick.

“She’s the most amazing woman in this world. You think she’d waste her time with… you? Don’t make me laugh.”

Epel doesn’t care that he’s shorter or anything. That pride? Untouchable.

“Look somewhere else, or I’ll show you what it’s feels like stepping into your mouth.”

Later, you hear him muttering about “darn peacocks” and “flirting idiots,” and when you ask what happened, he turns red.

“Nothin’…just, you’re mine, right? And people need to remember that.”

Sebek Zigvolt

Sebek is mid rant about Malleus when the question lands.

His jaw drops.

“HOW DARE YOU?!”

He whirls, eyes glowing with pure offense.

“SHE IS NOT SINGLE! SHE IS DATING ME, THE LOYAL KNIGHT OF MALLEUS DRACONIA!”

His shouting echoes through the hallway. Students flinch. A vase breaks somewhere in the distance.

“You impudent fool! To think you could stand a chance with her! She is strong, kind, radiant! And she belongs to—ahem—that is, she is in a deeply committed relationship.”

When you find out, you’re torn between laughing and hugging him.

“I would never allow such insolence to go unchallenged. Fret not—your honor is safe with me!”

(...You’re the only one who can handle his dramatics anyway.)

Kalim Al-Asim

Kalim is all sunshine and open smiles… until he hears the words

He tilts his head.

“Huh? Oh—wait, you mean my girlfriend?”

His smile doesn’t drop… but there’s a shift. His eyes twinkle dangerously, and he laughs softly.

“She’s so nice. So beautiful. So smart. And, nope! Not single!”

He places a hand over his heart.

“She’s mine. We’re very happy together.”

Then he beams. But behind the grin is a very subtle threat:

“I love sharing food, clothes, parties… but not her. Try to flirt with her, and I’ll make sure you’re airlifted out of Scarabia by carpet.”

Later, he twirls you into a hug and giggles:

“People keep asking if you’re single! It must be hard being so amazing~”

Silver

Silver’s sleepy, peaceful demeanor makes people forget that he’s a trained knight. So when someone casually asks:“Is your girlfriend single?”

He blinks slowly.

“No.”

The word is calm. Flat. But final.

“She’s not single. She’s dating me.”

The person tries to laugh it off, but Silver straightens. A rare flicker of intensity flashes through his gaze.

“She’s kind. And trusting. I’m grateful to be with her. Don’t mistake her warmth for availability.”

Then he leans in slightly, not threatening, but firm.

“Some people in this school think ‘polite’ means ‘interested.’ Don’t be one of them.”

When he tells you later, he’s still calm but there’s a spark of protectiveness in his tone.

“You deserve to be respected whether I’m around or not. But I’ll always be around.”

Cater Diamond

It’s between classes and Cater’s leaning against the wall outside the cafeteria, scrolling on Magicam and humming to himself when someone nudges him.

“Yo, Cater. That girl you’re always posting with—she single?”

He doesn’t even look up at first, thinking maybe he misheard.But the guy repeats it.

Cater pauses mid-scroll.

“Wait, wait, wait.”

He turns, expression unreadable for a split second.

“You’re asking me… if my girlfriend… is single?”

He lets out a short, disbelieving laugh. But his smile doesn’t quite reach his eyes now… it’s tight.

He gestures toward the screen of his phone where the latest photo is you hugging him, captioned with “#taken 💕 #mine”.

Then his smile widens, and he throws an arm around the guy’s shoulder in a way too friendly manner.

“She’s not single. Not even close. In fact, she’s absolutely crazy about me~”

His tone is chipper, but there’s a warning tucked just beneath the honey.

“So hey! Just a tip? Maybe scroll through someone’s feed before you start sniffing around their girl, y’know?”

Then Cater pulls back, spinning on his heel like nothing happened, casually waving you over when he sees you approach.

He slings his arm around your waist and pecks your cheek right in front of the poor guy.

“This guy thought you were single. Can you believe that? Pffft~”

As you both walk away, he’s grinning but once you’re alone, he turns serious for a beat.

“You know you’re my everything, right? I don’t care who flirts or who asks dumb questions. As long as you know I’m all in? Nothing else matters.”

He winks, brushing a finger under your chin.

“Though… I might post a few extra couple selfies tonight just to remind people what’s what~”

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I know I messed up the part two but LOOK! I fixed everything here✨

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Ohhhh Kalim as mystery 👀

I forgot to post this but have a good look.

I did my best to balance out all the VDC members

Art by me

Do not repost

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morning leona

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Weapons I think the Monster Reversed!Cast would have. This is just for me to keep track + World building. I looove world building, guys! This all started because I was writing something else 😭. Edit: This was just supposed to be a list, Idk why I wrote so much.

Featuring: Riddle, Ace, Deuce, Cater, Trey, Leona, Jack, Ruggie, Azul, Floyd, Jade, Kalim, Jamil, Vil, Epel, Rook, Idia, Malleus, Silver, Sebek, Lilia, Reader, Rollo, Fellow, Skully, Neige, Chenya

CW: Monster!Reader has an interest in [character], hints of possession, slight fluff, violence, weapons, some parts have Reader eating a person/monster, Reader breaks into bedrooms, stitching (Neige), Reader isn't heavily hunted by MH!Cast/Neutral truce?, threats, biting, Reader doesn't speak in full sentences

MH!Riddle - Sword, one adorned with beautiful detailing, made of scarlet iron. It gives off some sort of righteous vibe, and he'd prefer it simply because swords were used by knights to uphold the law before monsters grew in population. You saw him taking out a couple of beasts while eating some poor sap. It was kind of mesmerizing watching him swing the thing with such practiced ease. You had to leave, but the sense of disappointment that you couldn't watch more lingered. You broke into his room and saw the sword by his side. A little obsessive, however, his work is so pretty, you don't mind. "Red hair... Fight... Really pretty..." He opens his eyes and stares at where you once were, his mouth agape, and he processes what you said. The trainings afterwards consist of him asking Jamil and Vil how to use his weapon in both elegance and functionality. Next time you see him fight, he makes sure to put his practice to good use. He also tries purposefully outshining everyone else. By the time anyone else tries talking to you, he's shooing you off before they get the chance, insisting he'll show you more if you ignore everyone else.

MH!Ace - Twin-Blade. I'd like to think that because he's so good with his hand, he can spin that thing like crazy. He most definitely tries flaunting his skills to everyone, even more so when you're around. The moment he senses you somewhere in the dark on a mission, the number of times he spins, swings, and hits the beast increases by three. He's using both sides of the blade with such practiced ease, the others on the hunt are wondering why he didn't join sooner (Deuce knows what he's doing, because he can smell you too.) By the time he's done, he's already looking into the shadows, hoping you'll be smiling with praise...! You're not there. He's deflating with disappointment and is ready to go back to the headquarters before someone screams. Honestly? He's kind of over it, but he readies his blade anyway. He's about to chuck his weapon and go home, before Deuce gasps. That's different. Even more so when he drops his gauntlets and takes a few steps forward, finally earning Ace's curiosity. He turns—You're inches from his face. "... Showoff... But... Fun."... Ace goes back with a pep in his step while everyone else broods. As long as your attention is on him, he doesn't mind at all.

MH!Deuce - Gauntlets. You’ve seen him wreck a couple of monsters real good with them. He swings so fast that a regular person could never predict where his next punch is coming from. People have tried, but they've never succeeded. He's so absorbed in his training that whenever you appear, he always seems to almost hit you. He'll redirect it last minute. The first time you suddenly showed up right in front of him, he couldn't move his fist in time. His mind is racing with panic at the prospect of hitting you. It's what he wished for in the beginning, but... Now? If he sees you in pain, he might as well be punching himself, too. No one or no thing has ever managed to dodge—Oh hey, you caught it!... You caught it?! Other than a slight wince in pain, you don't seem too bothered... Though to be fair, he didn't put his all into that, and you know that. You only feel a slight pain on your palm, yet Deuce is sitting you down and tending to it like you've been wounded. Any time any other hunter comes close, he warns them to stay away. A part of you thinks that's due to more than just your hand...

MH!Cater - A Mace. It's a good contrast. Mostly because monsters don't expect to see Cater with one due to his bubbly exterior. You surely didn't. He combats it with paint, making the handle a little prettier. You're not sure if it really works, considering it's still a spiky pall of metal he swings at beasts. You snuck in while he was sleeping, with a makeshift keychain, and stuck it on the handle. You're not sure if it suits his taste, but it doesn't matter. He's trying to kill you anyway (That's what you think), might as well have a pretty weapon do you in. When he wakes up, his room smells like you, and he knows exactly where that gift came from. The next time you witness him fighting, he's talking about just how adorable his mace is now! Everyone else isn't too surprised about his before... It's just a little unnerving to watch him do it while fighting some giant beast.

MH!Trey - a Shotgun. He wields it in such a way that it makes it seem like he doesn't wish to shoot it. He'll use the back of the gun to hit monsters before using the barrel on them like a guillotine. He only ever uses it when necessary. You're amazed it hasn't broken. But to be fair, that's due to your efforts. He doesn't know (He does. He just plays innocent) that you're the one fixing it up while he sleeps. Though... You're methods aren't exactly the correct way to fix a gun; he still uses it with pride. The only time he's broken the act of feigning slumber is when you tried eating a match to use your mouth as a blowtorch. There was a small crack you believed you could meld together. He was initially worried for your safety... His worry seems to have been misplaced when he sees you actually do it. "Huh... I didn't think that would work..." You blow a small puff of smoke his way, earning a heartfelt smile. He still pretends to sleep, but that's because every time he does, he can feel you blow fire at him. If he imagines hard enough, it's like a kiss to his forehead.

MH!Leona - A Battle Axe. It's not too heavy, but it packs enough damage for him to slice something down real quick. Not too heavy is an understatement, however, as it's not too heavy for him. Most of the other people who try can only lift it for a few seconds before dropping it. Luckily, you're not a part of the most. You were probably taking a bite of some low-ranking troll when he appeared out of nowhere. You throw the piece of meat away while you furrow your eyebrows at him. He's obviously annoyed with something; you can see it in the way he snarls. You can't ask what's wrong, though, because his head is on your lap before you can sound it out. The axe propped on the tree trunk next to you falls down, and he's about to lunge back up before it hits you (He's not ready for you to die), you've already caught it. Your hand bleeds from holding it by the blade. The rest of the day is him secretly admiring you while your hand plays with his hair. He'll never admit that, however.

Monster & MH!Jack - A War Hammer. He'd probably like the challenge of having to build up his muscles to hold and swing it around. When you first saw him wield it (MH), which was after a year of knowing him (He never told you what he wielded before), he felt pride swell at the way your mouth dropped in amazement at him holding such a giant thing. When you see him wield it as a monster, he definitely swung it at you, and only missed because you dodged it like nothing. Ever since you kept in mind not to let that thing hit you, because he cracked the boulder next to you, 6 times your size, with ease. After finally getting to know you, he sees the way your eyes linger on his hammer. He makes sure not to bring it whenever you two are together. In the cases where you appear during a mission, he'll drop the weapon and start fighting with his fists. He doesn't want to send his hammer your way.

MH!Ruggie - Throwing stars. He has a multitude of different kinds, with different shapes and sizes. Sometimes you can see him dip it in different substances. You can see him use a blow dart too sometimes. The sight of a different person's name on it, though, tells you it's not originally his. You confront him about it when he opens his bedroom door to see you hanging upside down from his window. The shock of your appearance has him dropping all the boxes he was previously holding, earning a curse under his breath. He watches you play with both the blow dart and his throwing stars before finally asking why you're here. Ruggie rushes towards the window, watching you drop from above. But you effortlessly land on the ledge, earning a relieved exhale from his lips. He was entirely ready to catch you. "Stolen...?" So that's what this is about. He tells you it's not stolen; he simply gave it a better home. The person who had it before seemed to not care for it much if they just left it there. He can tell you don't believe him by the way your brows furrow. His eyes widen when his own throwing stars rush by him, you being the perpetrator. He's about to ask what that was for, but you're leaning in, catching his words in his throat. "I'll get... Ruggie better one..."

MH!Azul - Trident. But he's fully capable of wielding heavy weapons like Jack and Leona's. He just... Can't hold them for very long. He gets tired too easily. His strength is amazing, you're just shocked at how lacking his stamina is. He's second only to Idia. On solo missions, you tag along, and he does everything in his power to avoid eye contact. Not because he wishes to not look at you, no, that's one of the few things he wishes to do. It's because... He's currently using his weapon as a cane to go up the mountain. He had no idea...! This ruins the atmosphere he wished to have with you on this job...! How is he supposed to play the part of a gentleman when he can barely make it up this mountain while you're walking along as if this isn't torture? He stiffens when he feels a presence next to him, ready to warn you to step away. By the time he looks though, it turns out to be you... His sense is so scrambled he can't make out what's a threat... "Carry... Azul?" He couldn't possibly. He has pride; he refuses. His posture straightens, and he acts as if he's regained all his energy. You don't believe him, but you watch him remove that trident from the floor and carry it like the true hunter he is. You can't help but tease him for the sudden shift. "... Azul is... Strong... Maybe... Can carry me too?"... He carries you bridal style all the way up the mountain, all of his fatigue seemingly gone. You have no idea how he did it...

MH!Floyd - A kusarigama. He might be one of the few hunters who actually scare you with the way he handles his weapon. Of course, they all have that smug look on their face when they take down a monster. Watching him swing the chain around and use the blade is entertaining, yes, but... he's just way too good at it. Sometimes he looks bored when he swings the chain around a beast's neck to pull them in and end the job; in fact, you prefer it that way. He gets scarier when he's in a giggling fit and takes down multiple at once. He'll come up to you afterward and ask if he can catch you like that. Before you know it, the chain is wrapped around you, and he's pulling you in as he whispers. You're about to bite him out of panic, only stopping when he shouts 'just kidding!' and hugs you closer. He laughs when you don't break out of the chains despite their weak grasp on you. His laughter dies down when your hands "reluctantly" wrap around him.

MH!Jade - Two Kukri Machetes. He almost looks more like a monster than you do when he wields them. There's a certain glint in his eyes when he successfully dispatches monsters. It's somehow even scarier than Floyd's. Whenever you attempt to hang out with him, he's always sharpening his blades with the most courteous of smiles. It's frightening, but that might be due to your nature as a monster. You're sitting in a forest, letting Jade feed you all the mystery forages from the wilderness. You think he might be testing which ones are poisonous on you. You won't die and you get free food, so it's a win o you. Though if you show any signs of distress or change, he'll gently open your mouth and have you spit it out. Not without a double-edged remark, however. "What a strong stomach. Perhaps I should let you eat it. I might find your weakness." He never does go through with his claim. You were too preoccupied with him to even notice you were being stalked, not seeing that he's thrown one of his Machetes at a monster, it's only when he says "Oh my, well that's no good..." and chucks his second one without even looking, do you notice. An extremely rare occurrence for you. Just how focused on eating did Jade have you? "Hm? Why, they were looking at you like a feast. It seems they had no idea who you were... Pity. Though it's no matter." You watch his hand reach for yours, placing a flower in your palm. "I wish to be the only one who truly knows you."

MH!Kalim - Bo Staff. It doesn't do harsh damage, but the speed he spins it at is dangerous, paired with fluidity similar to Jamil’s. Not enough to kill, but enough to incapacitate. Truth be told, Kalim’s never actually killed a monster. You’ve seen him knock them out, he's just... never gone for a finishing blow. It makes you wonder if he doesn’t know they’re not dead… There have been a couple of instances where he walks away, unassuming of the monstrosity that lunges at him. They only stop because you step between them, your eyes looking down on it. The amount of times you’ve had to step in and finish the job for him is too much, especially for someone meant to be killing monsters. Even Jamil steps in for him when you can’t. It should be a hint for him, yet he’ll simply hug you tight, joyous that you’re there. You wonder if it’s on purpose or not.

MH!Jamil - Chakrams. While several hunters have mesmerized you with the way they fight, you think Jamil has you watching him the most. He incorporates such a fluid movement when he throws his weapon, and even when he simply uses it in hand-to-hand combat, that you’ve sat for hours in the shadows watching him train. Weirdly enough, you want him to use them on you. You’re curious about being on the receiving end of such deadly blows. If you bring it up, he'll consider it simply because you want it. But his aim is so scarily accurate, he fears he might truly hit you if he tries. So instead, he teaches you how to use them. Which, he definitely shouldn't do, considering his occupation. He just can't help the way you seem to perk up with the monstrous charm when you actually do it. At this point, he might as well use his weapon for hypnotization so you'll never disappear for days on end again. He thinks he likes the way your eyes light up with genuine enjoyment when he's around, however, so he'd rather not.

MH!Vil - A Spear. It defeats some practicality, but he always makes sure to polish its barrel while adorning it in beauty. Yes, once it breaks, he'll get a new one; despite it, he'll always pay careful attention to it. You must say, he definitely has the prettiest weapon(s) among everyone in the foundation. He probably caught you staring at it one time when he returned to his room, the curtains shut, while you sat on his bed. Typically, he prefers for nobody to dirty his sheets, and he thinks you know that. He assumes so, considering his shower seems to be freshly used. Your nail taps the blade once, before moving to the engraving on its handle. Transparent fabrics wrap everything together neatly. You don't seem to notice him at all. A sure sign that you don't truly see him as a threat. "Haven't you been taught not to touch others property?" You perk up at the sound of his voice. A little too late, however, as once you turn, he's gone. You feel the spear being taken from your hand, and by the time you look, Vil is inches from your face. He turns the blade to point at you, and if you didn't know any better, he would plunge it into your chest at this moment. He uses the other end to open the curtains, allowing the moon to hit your features. "I shouldn't be very surprised, though." You remain silent when he places his hand next to where you sit. "You are a monster after all."

MH!Epel - He wanted to use gauntlets originally. After joining Vil... He was made to use a weaponized Shield. He's actually so disappointed in it. He could have at least gotten a cool blade, like literally everybody else. Why is he the only one without some offensive weapon!? You listen to him complain to himself about it as you sit in the dark. You don't think he realizes that he quite basically is using the shield as offense... He's charging full force into full brutes, knocking them back. By the time they're back up and ready to lunge at him, he's already turned it over and dropped the thing full force on their head. A brutal sight, yet he's still complaining how lame it is... He jumps when you appear by his side, your eyes looking him up and down. "You can't see..." Your clawed finger taps his bicep, "Strong now... Good at shield."... He learns to be more appreciative of it.

MH!Rook - Bow and Arrow (Are we surprised?). You've actually purposefully broken at least five of his bows to see if he has to buy a new one. He pulled one from under his pillow, and you have no idea why it was there. Easily the best marksman in the business. He's shot arrows near you multiple times, and each instance, you believe he's finally decided to really hunt you down, only to look at the multiple poems stuck on the shaft and see that wasn't his intent. You've taken your revenge by outlining his sleeping body with these same arrows. He woke up in the middle of the night, pleasantly surprised by your gift, serenading you about your generosity... The next day was spent trying to eat in peace while a poetic hunter lavishes you with admiration. You don't put up much resistance when he rests his head on your shoulder and leaves his hat on top of you.

MH!Idia - Scythe. Though not as proficient with it as Reaper!Idia, still decently skilled. You were there when he first chose the weapon, actually. Way before you had personally met any of the monster hunters. You were hanging from a tree while he was in his room, flipping through his choices. He chose the scythe because it looked the coolest and reminded him of a character from a story he liked. He had his doubts with how flashy a weapon it is. After you finally met, you asked him about it, and he turned pink at how embarrassing that was. You... You saw him fanboy over how cool a weapon is... You let him ramble about all the confidence points he lost with you as you pat his back. If you insist, the scythe is interesting, he'll go back to crazing over it. If you go even further and compliment him? He either goes into full-fledged self-assurance or a ball of fluster. You have to pat him on the back either way, though. When you're out of sight, he begins cursing out everyone else, because the idea of you doing that to anybody other than him...? Everyone awakens to an ominous letter detailing all of their suspicious purchases the next day.

MH!Malleus - The only one fully capable of fighting with his bare fists. Though if need be, he'll fight with weapons, which is most of the time, as he seems to cause more damage without them. He never has a set one, always changing. He's still proficient with all of them, however. His pure strength alone is a testament to his formidability to others. Some workers don't even wish to be in his proximity, fearing he might touch them; Except for you. Despite the bounty on your head and him supposedly being on the hunt for you, you let him touch you as much as he wishes. You should fear that one day he'll turn on you and claim his reward, yet here you are, allowing him to curiously touch every monstrous feature of yours without struggle. You've seen his deadly ability; it's just the tender feeling of his hands moving through your features that overpowers it. Fortunately for you, you're the only monster he'll ever touch like that, and he hopes he's the only hunter to touch you like this too.

MH!Silver - A Lance. A weapon that should typically be wielded on a horse, which he does do, yet he also handles it on the ground perfectly fine. It's even much larger on his person, only furthering the impressiveness. Despite the giant weapon, he still takes down monsters with a certain kindness, gently putting them down when they fall. When you ask him why, he glanced once at his weapon before softly telling you, "They didn't ask to be monsters." You're silent at his answer, glancing down when his hand takes yours, and once more in that sweet tone, "You didn't, right?" The silence in your reply fails to answer his question, leaving ambiguity in the truth of your existence. He doesn't voice any form of disappointment, however, instead, he hands you his large weapon, allowing your clawed fingers to grip its hilt. Anyone else would fear a monster to attack them when unarmed, yet he isn't, not at all. With the softest of smiles, he comforts you. "I think... You're the nicest of all."

MH!Sebek - A Rapier. He insists it shows off his skills better. It's not big and boorish like others; he could quite easily carry that, but neither is it small and evasive, though he could easily dispatch those as well. His specific sword makes each strike of his look like a sting. You think he enjoys how fast it makes him look. You probably grew curious about whether it was him or just the sword that made him look fast, though, and took hold of its hilt. He's quick to bust in and tell you not to dirty his weapon with your heinous touch. "You definitely ate something with those hands!"... And he's not necessarily wrong... But you don't give it back, you insist on examining it further, earning more of his temper. He's about to start yelling when he sees your claw scratch his blade. "How Dare—! Oh...?" When you give it back to him, his name is engraved on the steel, a (human) heart drawn next to it. "This is quite nice...! Why... is there a heart next to it....?!" His determination to not let anyone else touch his sword increases after that

MH!Lilia - Two Kama's. He uses them to tend a garden in Diasmonia's quarters. Yet, they also double as his signature weapon. You're sure that he's probably cut wheat right after a mission, earning the ire of other hunters at their crops being sullied with monster... It doesn't matter, though, as no one eats the food he makes with such ingredients. His cooking is bad, yes, but you think it only worsens in the eye of a human because he skillfully used those same tools to successfully dispatch twenty different beasts... But... You're the only one who can stomach his cooking. It's not the best thing you've ever eaten, yet it's also not the worst. Except, you actually do like his cooking. That alone has earned you the entire foundation, as well as regular civilians you're close with, to repeatedly ask you if you're okay and perform regular medical checkups on you to see if you're fine. When you say you are, they don't really believe you... Yet the way you return to the kitchen to dutifully help him cook his horrendous dishes has them second-guess... They all go on a mission to cook better (worse) than him.

MH!Reader - Dagger(s. They've got like 16 strapped on them, all with different designs and uses). It's what I usually picture them with, BUT I do think they would have experience with things such as swords and bows. But you can imagine them with anything, really.

Modern!Reader - Pepper spray and a Taser. Both are mostly ineffective against monsters 💀. In times of desperation, they flash their camera and start screaming really loudly.

Monster!Rollo - A Dagger. He's actually more efficient with any type of weapon, mostly the bow. If anything, it actually hinders him more, but he insists on it because he wants to use the same weapon as you, so he knows what to do if you need help with your daggers. He practices extra so you'll always come to him when you need help with training. As long as no one else teaches you, it'll be okay.

MH!Rollo - A Bow, as he no longer has a reason to practice with daggers. He's still proficient with all types, though. He has a penchant for dipping the tips of his arrows in holy water. He double dips when he knows he's going to see you. He triple dips when he sees you in person. And he sighs when he misses all his shots (Whether that's because you're too fast or if he unconsciously misses, however, is a mystery.)

Human Fellow - His Debt. The first time he met you, out of fear, he started throwing his bills and taxes at you. It worked. Not because you were hurt, but because you were asking why he was giving you his bills. "I... Can't... Pay..." ... He was genuinely amazed you focused on that and not him throwing papers at you.

Human Skully - His photos of you, or more specifically, his photo book. He's actually spiritually hurt whenever he does that to the pictures, apologizing as if they were actually you. Yet, he keeps doing it because in his mind, it means you'll always be there for him and vice versa. Imagine his shock when he's about to hit a monster he came across by chance with his photo book, only for you to take a bite out of it. You really are lovely, aren't you?

Human Neige - A Medkit. Not very proficient, and quite ironic that he uses something meant to heal as a weapon. Sometimes, monsters come through, and the real hunters miss them. You probably had a limb get cut off, and while it would probably come back, he was diligently stitching it back on you. You're about to have a snack of the measly goblin that walks over, but you don't even have the chance before he's closing his kit and smacking it over the head. You pronounce him dead on the scene, and he smiles at you as if he didn't do anything at all...

Human Chenya - His Jacket. He never wears it, save for wrapping it around his hips. So imagine your surprise when you're trying to sleep and you wake up to five other monsters lying on the ground five feet away, with Chenya resting his head on your lap.

Jamil's weapon had me going down a rabbit hole; it's so cool (..＞◡＜..) also, I love the thought of Monster!Reader breaking into bedrooms/watching the MH!Cast and not doing a single thing. Is it stalkerish? Yes. But it also reminds the cast you’re completely capable of taking them when they’re unprepared. You’ve had multiple chances to kill them, yet you haven’t. Really shows both Readers' threat, and their urge to know why you are the way you are.

Surprise, surprise, Jade's was the longest. I hate him so much, oh my goshhhhh (￢_￢)

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Gave Me The Ick!! Aka not quite dealbreaker hcs @bju3c0re @maofsydbsk @kyokills @menherabuluv

As anyone with a working set of ears and eyes is aware of, Riddle isn’t the biggest fan of mess—but very few realize just how deeply the instinct to decimate your hordes goes,, It even surprises Ace and Trey (expects everything bad/good about their housewarden, respectively) with how terminaterish he gets, which is quite the feat! You need to realize there was a ‘before’ and ‘after’ point of his patience running out—his constantly being ignored and retaliated against is what broke him, not your lint.. There’s no shame in a little clutter ‘round the house, but there certainly is judgement :/

“Is that a ..hngh.. Wrapper? In MY bed!?”

Leona is.. Particular, about his lifestyle—more so than people realize with his laidbackedness and general air of ‘cool’. The one (of many!) thing that he really can’t take, you ask? It’s your little fibs throughout the day. Leona may get sarcastic or snippy with you, sometimes even misleading, but he doesn’t lie! It gets deep under his skin when he realizes you’ve snuck something in his food (supplements, veggies, etc); he always notices, but you won’t hear about it until he’s halfway out the door.

“I won’t lie.. ‘Don’t think I can leave you alone with my stuff anymore, scavenger.”

Kalim’s sincerely is an obliging guy, he promises! But he neeeeeeedsss a little r&r once in a while, and you’re really not letting that happen, are you?? He’d hate to admit the honeymoon phase is over—wouldn’t want you thinking he’s upset, because he’s not! But when you started these jealousy ‘tactics’ to get him “sexy and riled up”, it just got to a point </3 There’s nothing attractive to your babe about disrespecting boundaries and running off into the arms of someone else; so for both your sakes, knock it offfff!!

“I don’t want your phone, I want you to want me to see it!”

There are plenty of things that set Malleus off on the daily—such is the life of a magically, hormonally charged adolescent. Even still, there’s nothing in his day to day that cuts as deep as you; please, take it as a compliment! He cares. You are strength where he is weakness (.. Or something. He just thought it’d be cool to say), which means your dragon has no defence against your guilt trips—you were supposed to protect him! He KNOWS you mean to undermine his judgement, but what is he to do when you look so.. Human? He’d hate to break you, and in the process, he hurts himself..

“NO! Please, don’t cry! How can I stop it? Tell me how to fix this!”

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I did NOT expect to see Malleus become part of the Shroud family business. Do you think Idia is ready to adopt the magic lizzard prince?

the total narrative perfection of Malleus doing an internship at Styx was tempered only by my disappointment that they're going to have him be doing, like, cataloguing and artifact restoration and not actually anything that involves using a computer. :( like. I mean. that's perfect for him actually but I wanted to see Malleus let loose in a server room like a confused giraffe wandering around in a commercial printing shop. I demand Idia trying to teach Malleus how to use the company dropbox. I want to see him try to explain the concept of a password keychain. this is going to be even harder than trying to explain programming to Riddle in less than three minutes, and it's not going to work out nearly as well.

(they'll be lucky if they manage to make it past the entrance without incident)

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Twst tierlist

(Note. LEB DOESN’T ACTUALLY HATE JAMIL ITS AN OVER EXAGGERATED BIT<\3 jamil is an awesome character but if leb met him irl she WOULD tell jamil to stfu)

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TWST Incorrect quotes

Yuu: “i hope you get hit by a bus”

Jamil: “what did you just say???”

Yuu: “I said I hope you have a nice time…. On the bus”

Jamil: “I don’t take the bu-”

Yuu: “I don’t care”

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HCS: If the prefect beated them in the history exam

Summary: If the prefect beated them in the history exam but they've been living there their entire lives just to be out scored by an other worlder

Characters: Ace, Deuce, Epel, Kalim

Ace

Instant “NO WAY.”

He stares at the test sheet like it personally betrayed him.

“Bro, I grew up here! I’ve been cramming since last night!! How the hell did you—?!”

Immediately accuses Yuu of cheating. “Don’t even lie. You had to have looked at someone else’s paper!”

Gets shut down when Trein is like: “No, she simply studied properly.”

Sulks for three days, then starts begging Yuu to tutor him before the next exam.

Deuce

Jaw on the floor.

“HUH?! But— but I’ve been memorizing the timeline for weeks!”

He’s genuinely baffled how someone not from this world understood it better.

Probably mutters: “Mom’s gonna be so disappointed…”

Still impressed, though.

“Yuu… you’re amazing. Will you help me review too?” (Ace screaming in the background: “ME FIRST!!”)

Epel

“Yer kiddin’ me… she got higher than me?!”

Feels attacked in his pride. Granny raised him to know his history!!

Pouts hard. “What, so I’m losin’ to an outworlder now? That’s embarrassing.”

Lowkey sulks but also competitive → swears he’ll beat Yuu next test.

Starts challenging them in study sessions like: “Bet ya can’t recite all the rulers of Shaftlands backwards.”

Kalim

Completely oblivious that it should be embarrassing.

“WOW, Yuu!! That’s amazing!! You’re not even from here and you still beat me!!”

Genuinely happy for them and claps.

Immediately invites them to “study together” but it just turns into Kalim chatting while Jamil sighs in the corner.

Doesn’t even care about his score. He just thinks it’s super cool they're that smart.

Ruggie

Stares at his grade, then theirs, then back at his.

“Oi oi oi… what kinda scam is this?”

He’s salty, but not in a loud way—just mutters like: “They ain’t even from here, c’mon…”

Lowkey suspicious they cut some kind of deal with Trein.

But once he realizes nope, they're just genuinely good at studying? He’s impressed.

“Heh. Not bad, Prefect. Guess brains beat experience sometimes.”

Next time he’ll probably bribe them with donuts to help him cram.

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