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hey guys i moved to my old acc @tektango so go follow me on there! chances are that im never gonna use this acc again unless i get back into hermitcraft, in which case ill move to this account again but for the time being i wont be using it :( its been fun! see ya later

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miscellaneous stuff..... goodbye season 7!

[the grian quote is based off a tweet i saw LOL]

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Have a biffa :]

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minecraft youtuber bdoublo100 talks like miette the cat.  send post.

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imagine that, floating peacefully in cool sunny waters,

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GOOD BYE DADS! GRUMBOT LOVES YOU!

a quick doodle for the end of season 7

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oops, all doodles

(from back when I did instagram requests)

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Newest Evil X Theory With My Latest Revelation

WAIT A MINUTE

so I was rewatching the intro to episode 666 from xisuma and you know this place?

it's from the vinyl fantasy 2 map xisuma played with biffa back in 2012

in fact, it's all from the vinyl fantasy 2 map

and what does xisuma do at the end of the map upon completion?

he decides to destroy the map, breaking all the redstone, destroying all the blocks, and just spams ghasts everywhere

and then ends the video by jumping into lava

In Vinyl Fantasy 2 (not entirely sure because in the first video, they lost the first part where it explains the story), they supposedly have to survive on an alien planet and collect resources to rebuild the mothership to get back to their homeland.

What this means exactly for evil xisuma? Don't know but I have a theory (ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ*:･ﾟ��

This is when Evil Xisuma was born. EX embodies Xisuma at this exact moment in time, the destructive habits of Xisuma deciding to wreak havoc and destroy the map. And when Xisuma decided to destroy the redstone and yeet himself into lava, he glitched out the world and caused the creation of a new being immune to the same thing he died to soon after destroying the redstone. One with the same destructive habits he had at the time.

Keep in mind Xisuma and Biffa played Vinyl Fantasy 2 back in 2012, during season 1, and Evil X first appeared in 2015, season 3.

In conclusion, Evil X is made from Xisuma's destructive self and you should watch the playlist where xisuma plays Vinyl Fantasy 2 with Biffa to understand Evil X just a little bit more and because biffa is in it and I miss him, and him and xisuma are such a good duo to watch, and it's a good series to watch with him in it, especially if you miss him (biffa)

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Stress doodle i did instead of my homework bcs i missed her on hc

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jevin stimboard with slime stims for @shadeswift99! hope you like it, if there’s anything you want changed just lmk :D

credit: x x x | x x x | x x x

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Same anon that sent in the ask about the flying skeletons here. From a different weird dream: occasionally, very rarely, one of the hermits will find an apple. The apples are surprisingly nourishing, compared to their normal counterparts, making them one of the best food sources. There is something off about them, however. After eating one, Iskall’s cybernetic eye freaked out for a second. It’s probably fine, though. Right? Right?

Season β AU #005 - An Apple A Day...

The Apples cure all.

That's what the Hermits have learned. They refill all hunger, clear all normal effects and ailments, and even leave you with a general feeling of good health for a few days after consumption. These shiny, red fruits that turn up randomly and erroneously on the occasional jungle tree seem like a bright spot in the blue hell the group's time in this realm has been...

...which means there's probably a catch. Most of the Hermits have been around long enough to know that if something seems too good to be true, it is. And once enough of them manage to group up, this is the consensus they quickly draw.

Iskall's eye sparking angrily and sending a splitting headache through his skull the moment he takes a bite is just the final nail in the coffin.

The Apples are hoarded for emergencies, and are only ever used once everything else fails.

By then, though, at least half of the Hermits have tried one. Most don't see any lasting problems from this, but most is not all.

Jevin feels... looser, like the slime making up his body is less solid.

Stress feels a familiar chill rising within her soul again. One she thought X had managed to quarantine from her code at the start of Season 7.

Etho seems to zone out now and then, as if he's listening for something. He gets anxious and distressed when no-one hears whatever it is he can.

And Iskall tries not think about the way the skin around his cybernetic eye is itching.

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Hermitcraft as Mob Hybrids

 BdoubleO: Villager (sleeps every night without fail, yet can be very annoying when they want to be)  Biffa: Iron Golem (the man’s skin is pretty much iron man. Plus he’s normally pretty chill but mess with his and he will mess you up) Cubfan: Vex (I mean this is obvious: Convex) Docm77: Goat-Creeper (The man is the Goat-Father, and he’s a cybernetic creeper) EthosLab: Panda (1, the coloring, 2, he lives in the jungle, 3, I just felt like it) False: Wither Skeleton (Name a more annoying thing to get cornered by- plus tall spooky False. Also, who would want to fight her if she could inflict someone with wither?) Scar: Vex (Another obvious Convex) Grian: Chicken (I mean, Poultry Man. Plus most people think chickens aren’t able to fly) Hypnotizd: Evoker (His color palette is perfect and it explains why he had trouble with villagers) iJevin: Blue Slime (Very obvious lol. It would be funny if the others had to deal with kid and baby jevins whenever he dies though.) Impulse: Ghast (S6 War: he made a ghast ball launcher. Plus imagine if he could light tnt from a distance by breathing fireballs, or if he could float freely through the air) Iskall85: Phantom (How many times has the dude stayed up mining for days or perched in his big tree) Jessassin: Pillager (You cannot tell me his skin wouldn’t match up with it. I also just like the idea that the reason he’s not around is that he accidentally gets summoned to Raids or Patrols) Joe: Fox (Sweet berries, all of the sweet berries- plus in most cultures they’re known for their cunning nature) Keralis: Cave Spider (Look into his eyes- only his eyes. Ignore all the limbs he uses to build, please.)

Mumbo: Enderman (Big tall stick of a man. Plus there’s the added bonus of being able to teleport away from troub;e) Python: Hoglin-Creeper (Nether colors, plus tusks, plus the creeper skin. And I just thought it was cool) Ren: Ravager (Dog/wolf was too obvious, and Ravagers are like the illigers’ version of a big dog with horns. And I think the idea of the hermits using his mob form to launch themselves is hilarious)  Stress: Witch (She owns the potion shop, and did you see her on Halloween? She was ready for it) TangoTek: Piglin (Most people draw him with horns, why not tusks? Plus with Toon Towers, people could call him Porky the Pig) TFC: Shulker (He always stays in the caves, alone, and likes being undisturbed. Plus the idea of him just sleeping amongst his shulker boxes being the reason no one sees him half the time is amusing) Beef: Fox (The man is literally making Three Fox Hole, plus I thought I had enough Llama Dad AUs) Welsknight: Vindicator (I just like the idea of villagers being afraid of him, and he’s just really nice and chivalrous towards them.) Helsknight: Blaze-Vindicator (He was cloned from Wels, with the power used from blaze rods. Plus the image of him raging and shooting off fireballs, only to get a snowball to the face is funny to me) xBCrafted: Glow Squid (The color palette matches up, plus he seems to have an affinity for that in the sea. I mean, just think about how many times he’s had pet guardians) Xisumavoid: Ender Dragon (I mean, he’s the admin- and I like the idea of the hermits being his version of a hoard that he protects) Evil Xisuma: Wither (When he destroyed the server, it was with withermen. Plus the visual bonus of him launching wither skulls is amazing.) ZedaphPlays: Husk (1, his baby zombie trap, 2, he lives in/right next to a desert, and 3, I thought he and Cleo could be buddies with the whole Golf thing) Worm Man: Moobloom (Since we associate him with caterpillars and worms, why not flowers? And he can have dainty little hooves to clip clop around in) ZombieCleo: Zombie/Husk/Drowned (I mean, this was obvious. I just figured that depending where she spends her time she can change between the three. But would go back to a normal zombie when she respawns.)

Did I miss anyone? I’ll post designs whenever I get to it.

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Shady!Etho's design is by @/stone.byrd on Instagram for her upcoming animatic :]

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Wels really came in and served a dark roast-

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au where badtimeswithscar has an orange cat named peanut butter but everything else is the same

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Little happy slime!