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I am a trainwreck of a human being but id make a good cat

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Reblog to save a life

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wake up

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i keep thinking about how pokemon go is probably driving baby boomers up the fucking wall. packs of millennials roaming all staring at their cellphones. 

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there’s gonna be a full moon on the 19th so i’m gonna go out at night and see if a lot of clefairy spawn? apparently the pogo takes moon phase into account and clefairy literally swarm at the full moon in canon so like… i wonder…

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life goal: having someone scream my name during sex with another person

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no offense but….kindness and being polite is really underrated some of y’all are so unnecessarily mean and i dont understand why

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Thank god this dangerous criminal is off the streets. (via ablom2009)

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How did people first figure out that it was cicadas that make this noise? I could see that taking a long time. Were there just like a thousand years where people were like “yeah, the trees are screaming. They do that in the summer.”

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I don’t have that “unfollow me now this is gonna be the only thing I tweet about” screenshot on hand but y'know, that.

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The Year 2028

Pokemon Go has rid the world of obesity. Everyone knows everyone in their neighbourhoods. Loneliness is an archaic concept. All national borders have been erased so players can search for pokemon unrestricted. There is no war. There is no suffering. The planet is finally at peace. 

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Someone is gonna want to nut in u someday

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i love pokemon go