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I’m gonna trim your nails. can you please stay calm so i can get it done quickly?

I will take us both down

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sorry but im always gonna be the supporting sluts kinda feminist. u cant convince me that harassing sex workers or accusing horny women of "setting all women back" is the way to a better future

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Alien pulling your sleeve to get your attention: and who is this Cunt you all serve

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I lied put your clothes back on. I don't know how to fuck and I'm scared

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I remember skipping my 4th hour class nearly every day for the second semester one year because my 4th hour was gym first semester and I could go there and play and run and have fun because the teachers thought I was still in the class.

I loved gym class so much, more than any other class, including art class.

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Maybe if people updated more we wouldn't turn to ai

You’re a pathetic, impatient loser. Fanfic writers owe you nothing, and their writing is their own, not yours to do with as you choose, you entitled brat.

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for april fools we’re deleting this entire site sayonara you weeaboo shits

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TOMORROW IS HALLOWEEN!!!

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I'm glad that people are still having fun on tumblr even after we found out about the frightening ghoul that reblogs posts but doesn't say anything

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Yknow this ship isn't for me but you'll never catch me being a pussy over fictional selfcest

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If you see this on your dashboard, reblog this, NO MATTER WHAT and all your dreams and wishes will come true.

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seeing straight men be disgusted by booktok smut recommenders has actually radicalized me to the side of booktok smut recommenders. girls your taste may be atrocious but i will never disparage you for exposing mainstream discourse to the concept of soaking through your underwear. spent my whole life listening to men talk about penises it’s about time they get jumpscared by women talking about pussy in crude detail on social media. go forth and goon my warriors

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2018 tumblr post:

1: why do they call it a boner when theres no bone in it

2: there used to be

3: why does this sound so ominous

2025 tumblr post:

1: forward my shambling soldiers and slay without thinking. let blood flow into every crevice of this rotten land

2: yes my lady

3: yes my lady

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forward my shambling soldiers and slay without thinking. let blood flow into every crevice of this rotten land

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You will not die at the hands of quicksand. Ask me how I know this