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sweaty tboys everywhere lying in unmade beds in their underwear. everywhere. all over the world. and you can kiss them 👆

[ikbijt]

Archdruid Halsin was embarrassed

(No tiefling was hurt tho)

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*stims on ur fat fucking tummy*

*stims on ur fat fucking tummy*

*stims on ur fat fucking tummy*

*stims on ur fat fucking tummy*

*stims on ur fat fucking tummy*

*stims on ur fat fucking tummy*

*stims on ur fat fucking tummy*

*stims on ur fat fucking tummy*

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men love being tied to chairs and gagged it makes them feel masculine it's the same as working in an office

[ikbijt]

revealing yourself as monstrous and inhuman and expecting me NOT to fall in love? ok….

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If i dont [experience pathologically concerning sex act] within the next [arbitrary time period] im going to [federal agency watchphrase]

[ikbijt]

The socks stay on

[ikbijt]

•Call me by name•

[ID: Digital illustration of nude trans masculine figure, painted in golden and rainbow colors. They have stars over their top surgery scars, and have one arm raised while the other is placed over a star censoring their dick. Above the figure is a teal leather hand restraint with “good boy” written. /. End ID]

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[ikbijt]

im like if someone who had a fetish for being helpless was also a control freak

[ikbijt]

Lying, waiting

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i'm literally cuddlebait. i'm internationally recognized as a snuggle risk. they've got me on the registry of snoozers with two charges of soft and reasonable suspicions of smells good

[ikbijt]

Sodom and good morning. 💅

[ikbijt]

looking at the moon and experiencing a very deep yearning

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the doctor says i got an attention deficit so y'all gotta gimme more

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[very clearly enamored AND elated] He fucking bit me.

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good morning to fat men only