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I wish wordle would stop making fun of the way my clues look and just tell me what the solution was

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Keeper characters, playing video games.

Linh: collecting even flower and plant in game.

Marella: burning down a village because the trades were out rages.

Tam: keeping Linh from getting killed.

Biana: proving that she’s better then fitz.

Fitz: keeps dying but can’t figure out why.

Sophie: fell asleep at her computer.

Keefe: building an ugly ass home around Sophie to keep her safe.

Dex: keeps killing fitz.

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Headcanon that Sophie makes vine references sometimes even though nobody gets them. Then, when Keefe is back from the forbidden cities, Sophie goes “road work ahead?” and without skipping a beat Keefe is like “yeah, I sure hope it does.”

Cue Sophie and Keefe grinning like idiots at each other while everyone else is just. So confused

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what do you mean brian holden turned 40

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reblog to swap 1 bone with prev

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people talk about the weirdness of seeing school friends get married and have kids but its even crazier when its online friends. like bro i've seen your carrd kin list. we went to homestuck together. brothers in chronically online arms. what do you MEAN youre pregnant.

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the teens of NPMD <3

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give your characters exes.

give them a variety of exes. give them relationships that shaped who they are but did not last. give them people they tried very hard to love but it didn't work out. give them situationships that taught them things. give them something deep that was real but could not endure. things that hurt. things that ended amicably. people with whom hot passion cooled to warm affection and became undying friendship.

no more first and only. give me the context of what made them know the next or one after was final and right.

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*Mutual reblogs something you posted*

Me: They still like me. Thank God.

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"i asked chat gpt" "i asked grok" well I asked Alden Vacker and he told me that there's no reason to worry. so

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bro last night was totally redacted! last night was fully expunged from the record. bro, do you... can you remember last night? what did we do...? what did... did we hurt someone? bro? why won't you look at me? what did I do...? whose blood is this...? bro...?

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Would you trust Jared Hopworth from The Magnus Archives to do your top surgery?

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all millenials have absolute permission to be ~wacky~ bc we are all driven insane by the fact that we were the ONLY generation to have access to certain technologies and we sound fucking crazy trying to explain it to people

everyone before us lived in the pre-digital age.

everyone after us lived in the enshittified post .com era

we and we alone were juuuust aged right for the point in time where we had sick ass gumdrop looking computers and phones of all shapes and sizes and you could go out in the world and be human and imperfect without some chode recording you

fucking hell

shit was free and gmail was, actually, simple and reliable.

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As a former librarian I'm actually required to remind you that many libraries that subscribe to Libby are opted into a program that lets you subscribe and access magazines for free with no wait

And that this is actually a really fun, low cost way to not only access news and larger cultural magazines, but also to get free patterns for many different crafts that you can screenshot if need be and that lower the financial barriers to entry for trying new things

From my experience working in both academic and public libraries, many libraries are use it or lose it funding-- I have to say this because a lot of patrons feel guilty for how much they use the library and how often they're using it funny enough, but the worst thing you can do for libraries is not try out new features and not use what's already given to you as much as possible.

The numbers that come as a result of your patronage are how most libraries justify their continued existence in times of financial hardship, which sucks but, go check out some magazines on Libby!

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I hate that every social media platform has switched to a video centric format. I fucking hate it. Every app is so loud now. Instagram used to be quite. You could put on music and scroll to see what people are up too. Nope. Now everything has music on it or gets turned into a reel. This is why I fuck with tumblr. It's the quiet website. Just you and and the voices.

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PLATE MY ROOMIE SAW