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sometimes i say “i think” but actually i know. on account of being the knower.

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the summer is for having the worst time of your life

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well yeah i have a pet hydra and it only has one head. i'm not going to cut its head off just to make it look cooler, you asshole. that's seriously unethical. and i'm not letting you cut its head off either. if you really want a hydra with multiple heads, you should go for a rescue- but if you want your pet to look cooler at the cost of its physical health, maybe you shouldn't get any kind of pet at all. no, the hydra's not for guarding my evil tower, it's my pet. have you ever heard of a pet? like a puppy or a kitty? you think i can't defend my evil tower by my self?

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welp

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Dmitry Kochanovich

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my favorite hobby is freaking out about things that don't mean anything

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Thinking about doing commissions in the style of my artfight attacks… since they only take 2-3 hours (on average) I could comfortably charge like 40€

Now if only my instagram was old enough to be eligible for vgen,,,,,,

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the idea of a 21 year old being engaged is so scary. stay safe dont do that do yourself

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The lion does not concern itself with the bank account balance when a little treat is calling

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Yeah, the doctors ran some blood work and discovered I was actually the Thing all along. No, I don't know if my insurance will cover it

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waiter! a bullet in the head for me please

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I feel like im going to die from lust and iron deficiency

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no matter how hard i try i will always be that little girl wondering why everyone is better friends with eachother than her and begging to be loved

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Whats up ladies i im several years behind

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God gives his hardest battles to his strongest soldiers and I'm dodging the draft