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maybe the single funniest twitter comment I've ever seen

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omfg i went snooping and yalll. im.

i think that caitvi kinktober thing shifted to a new blog name. calling it nsfw month now

and im looking at the rules and this change and im CACKLING

THEY LITERALLY TOOK THE KINK OUT OF KINKTOBER AKFKFGKGKHK

moved it to november. this is so fuckin funny to me

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"next time, log in faster with fingerprint/face/iris recognition!" how about i keep typing my password like i have for the past 25 years and you fuck off

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Study of Daniel Craig for Belvedere Vodka

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[NOW LIVE] Come spawn effects & sabotage my gameplay with Crowd Control!

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Help

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hit tweet right here

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Yes yes I know this too shall pass but christ alive man it's passing like a gotdamn kidney stone

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sometimes when I’m being especially self deprecating and convinced no one likes me I have to tell myself “you’re being goob. you are being goob right now”

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This gif

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Toshiro Mifune as Kikuchiyo in SEVEN SAMURAI (1954) dir. Akira Kurosawa

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gamers who spam through tutorial instructions or skip cutscenes and then complain that the gameplay is frustratingly unintuitive or that the story sucks are equivalent to those online cooking weirdos where they substitute carrots for chocolate and then complain to the author of the article that the recipe is a failure. bestie perhaps look inwards