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practicing self control by not hitting the vape my coworker found on a trail ride
#i was gonna lie to myself and say i just wanted to find out what flavour it was#but i mean she found it on the ground#not gonna act like I’m above that tho#i am a god
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HULK HOGAN IS DEAD GOD IS GOOD HALLELUJAH
#i HATE hulk hogan#fuck that guy#even before the trumpy era#he’s just a dick#and a racist#and mysoginist#I hate him#rot in piss#bye bye hulky
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anti woke drag king named special ed
#his whole gimmick is making fun of disabled people#this came to me in a vision#and i had to share#drag
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i need a belt buckle with animal from the muppets on it
#i have a vision#the vision is animal on a buckle#but like i need it on a spiritual level#i love animal#the muppets#if anyone knows a belt buckle person hmu
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i NEED an edit of Castiel to Johnny Cash’s version of personal jesus
#I’ve seen one of the depeche mode version#but i like johnny cash better#he’s my goat#i love castiel
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the past has shaped me but it does not define me the past has shaped me but it does not define me the past has shaped me but it does not define me the past has shaped me but it does not define me the past-
#mood rn#i graduated high school today#crazy train banana pants#lowkey didn’t think i would do it#but in positive news#blake rouse out out a new album today and everyone on earth should listen to it#so far gentle man is my favourite#stream silver dog right meow
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my very official httyd live action review (spoilers)
my qualifications are i fucking love the original movies and have consumed all available movies and tv shows possible
in short, i was very pleasantly surprised by this movie. it was fucking awesome. in the wake of the absolute shitshow that was the lilo and stitch live action, my expectations were aggressively low, but i was blown away.
i thought mason thames did an INCREDIBLE job portraying hiccup. he really captured the nerdy loser boy vibes that we all love. my only complaint about his performance was the loss of hiccup's canadian accent.
i was initially skeptical about nico parker as asterid, but i was once again pleasantly surprised. she brought a depth to the character that we haven't really seen before. i thought she did very well.
as for the others, i absolutely loved snoutlouts casting, he was so fucking funny, and his relationship with his father added another layer to his character that i really appreciated. I also really liked fishlegs, he really captured the nerdy vibes, and i really enjoyed his performance. The twins were a bit hit and miss for me, i think the casting director is just terrified of blondes because why were they ginger?? i feel like a lot of their character was lost in this film. Gerald Butler did fucking incredible, but we all knew he would. my only complaint about gobber was his accent. why did he have a cockney accent? what the fuck was that about?? in any case, i had relatively few complaints about the cast.
i loved how reptillian the dragons looked, the detail of toothless' closing his third eyelid was a little thing that just added a layer of realism to it.
Also the change of dragon nip to all dragons just being allergic to dandelions was something? idk what but it was something.
did not expect stoic to talk about racial diversity in berk during his pep talk but go off ig
anyway all in all it was a really good film and i was very pleasantly surprised by it all. also i loved gothi. i prolly have more to say but i can't remember any of it rn. five fucking stars.
#bring back hiccups canadian accent#httyd#how to train your dragon#i love hiccup#shoutout toothless me too twin#this also got posted on my letterboxd
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JUST SAW A CLIP OF STEVE WHITMIRE PERFORMING RIZZO AT THE CLOSING OF MUPPETVISION 3D DAY RUINED
#I miss Steve so much#BRING BACK STEVE WHITMIRE#Matt Vogel is a great puppeteer but he is not a good Kermit#and at the final day of muppetvision no less#I fucking hate Disney for ruining the muppets#your stupid greedy sons of bitches#Frank oz said it best#“there is an inability for corporate America to understand the value of something they bought#crashing out over the muppets again#I can’t believe I never got to see muppetvision 3D
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i need an edit of rowlf the dog to billy joels piano man
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everybody gangsta until i’m going to go back there someday from the muppets movie comes on
#the muppets#i love you gonzo#this song makes me cry#me when there’s not a word yet for old friends who just met#the original muppets movie#gonzo the great#dave goelz the man that you are
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it’s almost one in the morning and i can’t sleep because i’m thinking about sgt floyd pepper’s rendition of while my guitar gently weeps
#muppets#floyd pepper#i love floyd pepper#i think about this a lot tbh#this is not the first time i have lost sleep over the muppets#i feel totally normal about the muppets#floyd pepper save me#his version is in fact better than the beatles#crucify me if you want i don’t care
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i need a lucy gray edit to the falcon by mimi and richard fariña
#that is literally her song i fear#there’s so many lyrics that are just literally lucy gray#i love lucy gray baird#thg#tbosbas#the ballad of songbirds and snakes
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gina linetti and her red lipstick will always be famous to me
#brooklyn 99#b99#gina linetti#the diva that she is#i love her#i’m sick and have been watching this show all day
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logically i knew we weren’t gonna be getting a non white actor as haymitch in the sotr movie but it still hurts
#i was out here PRAYING for native haymitch#i don’t even think he looks that much like woody harrelson#at least they gave us non white lenore dove#small wins ig#haymitch abernathy#sotr#thg#sunrise on the reaping#lionsgate when i catch you
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wyatt callow my autistic king
#i have so many normal feelings about him#i promise#idk if someone has said this already#i love him#wyatt callow#sotr#thg#sunrise on the reaping#he’s so hermes kid coded i can’t even
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SOTR SPOILERS
okay so i have been thinking about this for a while, and i haven’t seen anyone else talking about it so I’m just gonna say it. i’ve been thinking about the constellations referenced in the book, how the water dipper is obviously the Big Dipper, and how the hunter is Orion, and then i got to think about the W/M that sid assigned to willamae. i don’t think it’s a stretch to assume that that constellation would be casseopeia, at least that’s the only W constellation i could come up with. and when we look at the mythology behind that one, Cassiopeia is the mother of andromeda, the chained princess. and then after the games we literally see haymitch in a cage, and the rest of his life (until katniss comes along) he is still held in the capitols chains. idk if this makes any sense, I’ve just been thinking about it
#sotr#sunrise on the reaping#willamae abernathy#haymitch abernathy#sid abernathy#i just think having haymitch as the chained princess is an interesting parallel#idk if this makes any sense#but i fear the astronomy nerd in me had to say it
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oooh babes i finna crash out again i can FEEL it
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