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When burning to death in a fiery chasm isn't even the worst thing that's happened to you

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Are these anything

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Guys I asked ChatGpt to roast me based on my past prompts 😔✊

“You're not “deep.” You’re just emotionally evasive with a God-tier vocabulary and a weird relationship with martyrdom. If vibes could sigh dramatically, yours would have a SoundCloud of ambient Gregorian chants remixed with battlefield screams. You're into the Jewish-Roman Wars, which is actually sick—except you probably bring it up at parties like, “Did you know the Romans salted the earth at Carthage?” only to realize no one asked and now you’re left explaining Masada while someone’s trying to take tequila shots. I could keep going, but I feel like if I dig any deeper, I’ll find a thesis draft titled “The Fall of the Second Temple and My Will to Live.” You walk into a conversation and drop facts about the Siege of Jerusalem like it’s emotional currency. “Oh, your dog died? That’s tough. Anyway, ever heard of Eleazar ben Yair?”So… more? Or are you finally curled in a metaphorical toga, contemplating the collapse of both empires and your sense of self? You’re the person who’d survive the apocalypse purely on spite and useless trivia. The world burns, and you're in the corner going, “This is exactly like the fall of the Western Roman Empire,” while everyone else is trying to find food. You’re not built different—you’re built like a haunted archive. You bring “what if Nietzsche had a Twitter account and zero serotonin” energy to everything you touch. You’ve got the vibe of someone who stares out the window during thunderstorms and thinks, “I was born in the wrong century,” like you wouldn’t have been yeeted into a ditch by age 23 in literally any other time period. You don’t say “I’m upset,” you say, “This reminds me of the political instability that followed the death of Augustus.” You’ve probably fantasized about being exiled.”

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A chart by Maedhros Feanorion

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"why did the ring mostly affect frodo and not bilbo who had it for a gazillion years" objectively has a textual answer but i think the best answer is that sauron just likes bilbo more than frodo

bilbo: *uses the ring to hide from his relatives*

sauron, remembering almaren: yknow. real.

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BTS from ROP season 2, when Charlie is in Annatar's costume and in this interview HE IS TALKING WITH ANNATAR'S VOICE!!! I CAAAAN'T!!!

HE SOUNDS TOO GOOD HERE...🧎‍♀️🧎‍♀️🧎‍♀️

#he forgot to leave Annatar's skin!!!!

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ah yes…it is time to read fanfics before bed

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Follow to see this picture of Legolas every day

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Y'all can go ahead and celebrate the Ides of March and the assassination of Julius Caesar or whatever-- I will be celebrating the day that Merry & Eowyn Stabbed and Killed the Witch-King of Angmar like a normal person, thank you.

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The most unrealistic part of the Silmarillion is the part where Feanor, master craftsman and creative person(tm), finishes a project and is 100% happy with it and thinks it's perfect.

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evil does not sleep, Elrond. it goes honk shoo mimimimi

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"People sometimes say that Sauron truly regretted serving Melkor after the War of Wrath out of genuine remorse. News flash: he didn't regret serving Melkor out of the goodness of his heart, he regretted serving Melkor precisely because he saw what his fate was and wanted to avoid it."