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Lol, imagine finding out that people make shipfics of you and your siblings with each other!

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being aromantic and into whump is like. shoutout to whump for being a great opportunity to engage with stories about intimacy and vulnerability and powerful emotion and physical interactions with other people and intense relationships that are not presumptively based in romance. what would i do without you.

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You ever get that weird in-between of being cold but also uncomfortably warm at the same time, you have a fan in but it's too cold, but if you turn it off it gets too warm almost instantly, and you have a blanket but if you put it on it feels weirdly hot and cold in the worst way possible and it sticks to your skin in the worst way possible, so no matter what you do your just so aargh, and nothing you can do helps!?

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Sometimes you just gotta cackle like a witch in a cabin in the woods making a poisoned apple, and maybe your family might believe you have been possessed but that's ok, because holy water and prayers don't work on demons anyway,

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Yk the economy is bad when the turtles have to share inferiority complexes

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Yk the economy is bad when the turtles have to share inferiority complexes

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[Fanart] Celebrating Open the Flood Gates Weekend and 3 years of the ROTTMNT movie with a a second art dump!

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Ok so scratch that, I'm working on a new fic that is plagueing my mind rn. these will be done at a later time tho, so don't fret

* Leo accidentally gets switched with the original mutated slider and no one realizes until now.

*Leo and Donnie get switched and try to hide it from the others, but Mikey and raph also get switched and try to hide it

*Leo gets hit with a curse that makes him do whatever anybody else wants, but the curse messes with the victims head so they think they're doing it of their own will

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The disaster twins dynamic is essentially: I will tease you and make fun of you relentlessly, but if anyone talks to you the wrong way they will not see the light of day again

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I'd like to think Leo's getting at least half of Raph's future chasms @paramountpictures @nickelodeon

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I call this one “The Cost of Being a Leo Fan”

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The whole trope of Gotham criminals having to deal with the fact that Robin shapeshifts every couple of years gets talked about a lot, but imagine it for any other member of the batfam.

Imagine being a random henchman, hearing “batgirl is coming!” And having no idea which of the 3 different batgirls that are in the rotation is coming to beat you up. Is it spoiler? Or what if it’s orphan? Could it be the ginger one again?

Henchman 1: Was that Robin? He had the R, the domino mask, everything.

Henchman 2: No, that was Red Robin. Robin has the hood now

Hm1: Oh. Do you think Red Robin and Red Hood are like, related or something?

Hm2: Yeah, what’s up with the whole “Red” thing?

Hm1: Right?

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Plot ideas: An episode where we get to know draxum's entire life as why he hates human and what happened so he can be this great, evil alchemist.

I bet he has a day to visit a family member's grave with mikey since he nows training mystic and mikey starts asking this personal questions that makes draxum slowly open up.

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Emo dad and his pretty sons who are just a little 🤏 like him

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Do you have any tips for time management?

I usually don’t know what day it is

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@goodlucktai requested a “Like a Prayer” edit 🫶

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fight little wolf.

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nothing like a newly released epic saga to get the creative juices flowing hehehe. i haven’t been able to get myself to edit in a HOT minute so this is just what i needed yknow