im-a-wizard-dammit
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im-a-wizard-dammit · 7 months ago
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"Myself, myself, myself, and [Jim PC]"
-- DM pointing out the characters in one fight
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im-a-wizard-dammit · 7 months ago
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DM: Let this be the day that you almost killed…
Medici PC: Captain Jim Caneson.
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im-a-wizard-dammit · 7 months ago
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Kenaz: I am finally out of Tiamat form.
Gyuki!Jim: WE FINALLY KILLED A GOD!!
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im-a-wizard-dammit · 7 months ago
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DM: Hey. Hey everyone. Everyone from both campaigns. You wanna know what happens when you kill a jinchūriki?
Winter PC: Ohhhhhh god...
Jim: THIS ISN’T EVEN MY FINAL FORM!!!!
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im-a-wizard-dammit · 7 months ago
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Annahael: I need a 13 or higher. Of course, as soon as I drop the die, it’s a 13.
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im-a-wizard-dammit · 7 months ago
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DM: So how much damage does Azula do to herself?
Annahael: Enough to knock herself back unconscious.
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im-a-wizard-dammit · 7 months ago
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Jim: 18 plus 14 on the die.
DM: Jesus… who’s gonna bring back Bismuth again?
Kenaz PC: I think Hestia still…
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im-a-wizard-dammit · 7 months ago
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DM: Slash roll 8d6. Let’s have some FIRE DAMAGE!
DM: That’s abysmal.
Annahael: I’m unconscious.
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im-a-wizard-dammit · 7 months ago
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Annahael: Oh I forgot I had the wings out! Add… fuck all… 19 more points of lightning damage to that.
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im-a-wizard-dammit · 7 months ago
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DM: Bismuth is now afraid of the pit fiend.
Medici PC: What?? That’s like a NYC resident being afraid of the rats!
DM: Right??
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im-a-wizard-dammit · 7 months ago
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DM: Wow. You know… You know… I’m gonna take a picture of this.
Annahael PC: Either both nat 1’s or both nat 20’s…
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im-a-wizard-dammit · 7 months ago
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Jim: Hey. Stop hitting yourself.
DM: *boom*
Jim: Stop hitting yourself.
DM: *boom*
Jim: Stop hitting yourself.
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im-a-wizard-dammit · 7 months ago
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Kenaz!Tiamat: 25 to hit?
Jim: Misses. Get that weak shit outta here.
Kenaz!Tiamat: Tail. Misses. Bite. Also a 25, so no. Second bite. 30.
Jim: Surprisingly… that doesn’t miss.
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im-a-wizard-dammit · 7 months ago
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DM: She (Bismuth) is still at full health.
Callon: Well that makes sense, considering she just stole half my health.
Kenaz!Tiamat: Have you considered not having health?
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im-a-wizard-dammit · 7 months ago
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Jim PC: Alright, 10 d10s!!! Oh no! Wait! I don’t have that—
DM: Pfft— you don’t have that many d10s?
Jim PC: Oh I have that many—don’t you dare insult me.
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im-a-wizard-dammit · 7 months ago
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Jim: I’m gonna die before that happens anyway, so can I Tailed Beast Bomb between me and Tiamat?
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im-a-wizard-dammit · 7 months ago
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DM: You are topping Tiamat.
Medici: No…
Kenaz!Tiamat: How can you top Tiamat? The Mother of Dragons?
DM: Ask Jason Momoa.
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