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Turn ons: well choreographed fight scenes

Turn offs: unnecessary romantic subplots

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So my high school marching band (HHS) likes to make an H in the stands while watching other bands perform, and some other bands saw it, and cleverly hidden from us made the letters E, L, and P. I have never been so proud of band kids.

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truth or dare more like preform a strange sexual act or tell me who you like

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why u wanna die so bad……

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This is heartbreaking

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When ya homie hit you wit the “Draw 4” in Uno

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♫ it’s going down, i’m yelling Simba ♫

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*loses argument*

me: okay but it’s not that serious lmao you look so stupid right now getting all heated and shit…

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*ends every piece of advice with “idk though” so that its not my fault if i ruin ur life*

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*white woman in a salon chair voice* I’M FEELING BRAVE TODAY

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I’m a teenager why does my back hurt I’m not 70 years old

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hi im a woman living in a post apocalyptic environment/desert island on a tv show and i have the smoothest armpits u have ever seen

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