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you fished for a milf but all you got was a stinky aunt. sorry!
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ideal living situation is what i call the 'sitcom special' : having all your closest friends live in the same apartment building or neighborhood where you each have your own space but can wander in and out of eachothers homes at will, seemingly always welcome and never at bad times. and also all of you only have jobs when its important to the plot.
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i think it's important to acknowledge that the reason why mastercard/visa has such a stranglehold on american society is because cash is not the main form of payment in the usa. the predominance of card has effectively privatized currency
in japan, one of the reasons why dlsite and other similar websites are able to just remove visa as a payment option instead of changing any of their merchandise (aside from the fact that visa doesn't have a monopoly here) is because cash payments for online transactions remain an option. even if you don't have a jcb credit card or paypay or whatever, you can still pay for your online purchases using cash by taking your barcode to a convenience store, and you can do this for essentially every online vendor, meaning credit card companies can't just impose their moral judgments on your purchases with much repercussion
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Everyone knows that bio-comps derived from cetaceans are ideal for long duration research missions. Cloned neural tissue from whales is unmatched in terms of spatial awareness and large volume sensory processing.
What they don't tell you is these systems love to sing. Take an animal with a highly evolved social communication schema, subject it to the rhythms and cadence of a human crew and give it a full audio synthesis suite and of course it's going to start improvising melodies.
It's become a sort of right of passage on these vessels. Most, if not all, crews will start up a shanty when pulling out of port. Any fresh-faced newbies on the crew get the shock of their life when the ship itself joins in. Scares the living daylights out of them and provides a good laugh for the rest of the crew.
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Post-game Lae’zel!! Ft baby Xan💚 (yes she’s married to Shart)
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