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The other night husband and I were watching a documentary about the yeti where they were doing DNA analysis of samples of supposed yeti fur, and every one of them came back as bears.

Anyway, the next night we watched a thing about some pig man who is supposed to live in Vermont. People said it had claws and a pig nose but walked upright like a man. Now, I happen to know that sideshows used to shave bears and present them as pig men. So every piece of evidence they gave of this monster sounds to me like a bear with mange.

So now the running joke in our house is that everything is bears. Aliens? Bears. Loch Ness monster? Bear. Every cryptozoological mystery is just a very crafty bear.

Bears. They’re everywhere. Be wary. Anyone or anything could be a bear.

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The other night husband and I were watching a documentary about the yeti where they were doing DNA analysis of samples of supposed yeti fur, and every one of them came back as bears.

Anyway, the next night we watched a thing about some pig man who is supposed to live in Vermont. People said it had claws and a pig nose but walked upright like a man. Now, I happen to know that sideshows used to shave bears and present them as pig men. So every piece of evidence they gave of this monster sounds to me like a bear with mange.

So now the running joke in our house is that everything is bears. Aliens? Bears. Loch Ness monster? Bear. Every cryptozoological mystery is just a very crafty bear.

Bears. They’re everywhere. Be wary. Anyone or anything could be a bear.

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The other night husband and I were watching a documentary about the yeti where they were doing DNA analysis of samples of supposed yeti fur, and every one of them came back as bears.

Anyway, the next night we watched a thing about some pig man who is supposed to live in Vermont. People said it had claws and a pig nose but walked upright like a man. Now, I happen to know that sideshows used to shave bears and present them as pig men. So every piece of evidence they gave of this monster sounds to me like a bear with mange.

So now the running joke in our house is that everything is bears. Aliens? Bears. Loch Ness monster? Bear. Every cryptozoological mystery is just a very crafty bear.

Bears. They’re everywhere. Be wary. Anyone or anything could be a bear.

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hehehe okay hehehe yayyyyy

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narinder high heels

who even is that!!!! and are they enjoying the heels

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well just kill me already

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HAPPY BDAY!!!

Because I'm bad at responding to asks, right now it is 02/08/2024 (DD/MM/YYYY), the birthday that this ask relates to was on 02/06/2024 (DD/MM/YYYY) (huh I'm exactly 2 months late for my own birthday).

I'm going to schedule this for my next birthday instead which surprising absolutely no-one is on 02/06/2025 (DD/MM/YYYY).

Suprising maybe some people (because i have no idea if ill have done an age reveal by this point) it is my 18th birthday!

So i guess what this post has been trying to say is...

Happy 18th Birthday the-tumblur-searchbar!!!!!

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HALLO THERE I LOVE YOU JOANN

HELLO ALL :D

@the-real-google @totally-bing @subway-offical @firefox-official @firehouse-subs-fr @offical-firefox-nightly @totally-official-yahoo @yes-im-youtube-kids @the-true-internet-explorer @claires-unofficial @realsafari @im-pandora-i-promise @the-tumblur-searchbar @officially-mcdonalds @its-target-official @definitely-wikipedia @hottopic-official @definitely-spencers-gifts @important-question-anon

@ all you other sillies who I cant remember >:3

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transparent gel & cream textures

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trick or treat can i have ur debit card info

i don’t have my own credit card info:(((

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@exxonmobil-official can i have your credit card info

trick or treating but i ask everyone for money instead

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i don’t have any money:( i don’t have a job:(

trick or treating but i ask everyone for money instead

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when will people use the anon function to send passionate, homosexual anonymous love letters

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i didn’t kill your gramma:(

Here is a backstory

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one time when i was really little at the fourth of july parade this boy i didn’t know randomly gave me a teddy bear that his family did not want and had been passing around and i kept it forever and i still have it. she’s got blonde fur a cute pink little bow around her neck she is insanely well-loved, and not just by me. her name is berry

it's so weird to me that everyone on this website is a human person outside of their weird internet niche so rb this with a random bit of your lore

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