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We got my hair bleached and then I literally took the longest nap lol

Last night I showed this picture to my mom just like a “what if” thing but this morning I woke up and she was like “yeah we’re doing that to your hair” so we’re bleaching my hair today and dyeing it tomorrow

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Last night I showed this picture to my mom just like a “what if” thing but this morning I woke up and she was like “yeah we’re doing that to your hair” so we’re bleaching my hair today and dyeing it tomorrow

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Sigh why do people think I’m a fae when I’m so obviously not?

@kingofkaumidy @evothesavoirofthegays @chaos-triangle

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Me in 3rd grade 😭

everytime a chubby/fat person draws themselves skinny i die inside just a lil 🥀🥀

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I’ve had so many baby bell cheeses today someone hold me back 😭

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It has been bleached to hell and back!! I use conditioner so it doesn’t feel very dead though!

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I’m not a fairy or a fae, you’re completely wrong! I did steal your cat and I’ll admit to that. you’re not getting it back. I can totally see how relationships will work out and I can make them happen! You’re right on that!

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When you were a kid you probably smelled vanilla extract for the first time and thought it smelled amazing so you drank it and then you were absolutely disgusted by it after

I’m actually so excited to see what y’all will say about me for this!

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That’s really cool too! I think about death and what happens after it way too much, I wish my ideas about it were that cool though

I would’ve already killed myself if I wasn’t immortal

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Oh that’s an interesting thought? That’s a really good concept for a book actually!

I would’ve already killed myself if I wasn’t immortal

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I would’ve already killed myself if I wasn’t immortal

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pssst

time for loaf

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The boycott is working, y'all. YouTube is panicking, trying to get people to buy Premium. They're advertising themselves on other platorms, when YT used to be the place to advertise. They're trying to bribe people with discount codes.

IT IS WORKING

Keep fighting the good fight

If you don't know about the YT boycott, I summarized it here

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THE IDEAS YOU RECEIVE FROM CHEESE CANNOT SAVE YOU