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Imaginary Friend Ideas:

Oh. You know.

this photograph feels so sinister. it’s like the type of thing you’d find on the floor of an abandoned hospital

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Imaginary Friend Ideas:

You know you want a domestic clown. You know you do.

Listen, guys, I see a LOT of misconceptions going around clownblr right now - and it makes sense! There’s been a massive upswing in public interest! Nobody’s born with a copy of Bozoldi’s Taxonomy in their hands! But I can’t stand the thought of clowns getting hurt because of this, so here’s some quick points.

First of all, clowns are NOT obligate dulcivores!!!! YES, they do enjoy sugar, YES, a healthy diet should include plenty of cotton candy to give them energy to caper, but they’re still omnivores!! ALL extant clown breeds descend on some level from the Greater Fool, which feeds mostly on carrion and rodents. Post-Colombian clown husbandry leaned heavily on the sadly extinct Least Clown (and yes, “clown” was once a specific breed!), which was primarily fructivorous with a supplementary diet of natural legumes. BOTH were omnivores, though their respective environments had forced a diet shift. Modern clowns are capable of eating just about anything, and they should! They’re not well adjusted for rough fiber, so stay away from grains and greens, but next time you put a bowl of candyfloss out for your Bozo, give him a mouse too! Don’t be alarmed by the mess - clowns do like to toy with their prey.

THIS GOES DOUBLE FOR MIMES. Mimes are PRIMARILY carnivorous! They were never crossed with the Least Clown - you can tell by their coloration - so a mostly dulcivorous diet is terrible for them! Now, generally people don’t get a mime and feed him taffy, but mime feed is almost as bad. Mimes on dry feed need iron supplements, their blood pressure goes down, and their pelts fade until they’re just grey. Please, PLEASE give your mimes raw meat! Give your mimes live prey if at all possible - your local pet shop or shelter should be able to direct you to their feed mice. Whenever I really want to treat my Pierre chanceux I’ll get him something bigger, like a rat or a garter snake. The pellets are kind of a pain to deal with, but your mime will thank you. Silently. Because he’s a mime.

Mimes are NOT dangerous!!!! They can be scary before you know them, but their claws are fully retractable, and you’ll never find a more caring species. What’s DANGEROUS is mime/fool hybrids. (IMHO, any fool hybridization should be ILLEGAL. They’re wild animals! You’re combining the body mass and predatory instincts of a fool with the clown/mime’s comfort with humans - how the hell do you expect that to go?!) I GUARANTEE that whatever scary story you heard about some feral mime eating somebody’s kid was actually a hybrid.

Speaking of which? Don’t get a fucking fool. They’re endangered. And they’ll kill you. Get a jester if you want capering, they caper just fine and they won’t try to kill you.

Ugh, this turned into Yelling At Fool Breeders Hell Hour. But seriously, feed your clowns right. I’m gonna go see if Jacques wants to chase an invisible laser pointer.

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any unusual pokemon youd think make great imaginary friends? :33

Literally.... Name a pokemon who Wouldn't.

I've got something mildly better for you!

Noncanon Pokemon who would make great imaginary friends!

Pokemon fusions and Pokemon variants are unique friends that can really make the perfect temperments for any person! I personally love the variants that show what crossbred pokemon would look like. Go on bulbapedia and see what you can come up with!

GPX Plus's Novelty Pokemon! This pokemon breeding game has a wide variety of noncanon pokemon that include seasonal variants, specific individuals that were only in specific episodes of canon, and Just A Playtpus!

Canon pokemon of note that would probably make very good friends:

Any psychic pokemon could give extra realism to the mental communication you two have!

Hoopa, if you're the type that uses headspaces with your friends! Hoopa collects things it likes and sends them to its own dimension!

Pokemon lines that evolve through friendship

If you love to bake, Fidough!

Scraggy! Thats just because I'm scraggykin. Gotta rep.

Really though, EVERY pokemon would be the perfect imaginary friend.

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Imaginary Friend Ideas:

Learn small things every day! You'll never know what your friend needs for that finishing touch.

And now for a Halloween themed post.

HALLOWEEN

Also known as Samhein, Sauin, La Samhna, Samhuiin, Oiche Shamhna, Samain, Hallowmas, Shadowfest, All Hallow’s Eve, Samhuinn, Samhain, Witch’s New Year, Summer’s End, the Third Harvest, Samana, Vigil of Saman, and others.

The name “Samhain”, and its other spellings and similar names, comes from the Old Irish “sam” for summer and “fuin” for end, thus making this holiday the mark of the end of summer.

The celebration of Halloween goes back six thousand years where the Celtic people celebrated the end of the harvest and the coming of winter. This day is traditionally October 31st, though some celebrated it in the early days of November. Its most precise date is when the sun is at 15 degrees Scorpio. In the year of 2013, it will occur on November 7th. The celebration usually began the day before, at sunset.

This day was used to honor the dead and those who had passed away that year, as it was said the veil between the living and the dead was thinnest at this time of year. Rather than mourning the dead, Halloween was a celebration for the death of all things old and the beginning of all things new. 

SUPERSTITIONS

Bird Superstitions:

An owl that circles a house three times is said to be a sign that someone within the house will die soon.

It is said robins gained their red feathers because they attempted to remove the thorn crown from Jesus’s head, but his blood fell on the bird instead.

It is unlucky to kill a robin.

The eye on a peacock feather is said to be the “evil eye” and therefore bad luck to bring inside a home.

There are countless superstitions about birds near homes and windows that signify oncoming death.

Tip your hat at a magpie to avoid back luck.

It’s unlucky to kill sparrows because they carry the souls of the dead.

A crow at the window represents the soul of a dead person.

A nearby robin carries the soul of a deceased family member.

If a bird call comes from the north, misfortune will follow.

If a bird call comes from the west, good luck will follow.

If a bird call comes from the south, a good harvest will follow.

If a bird call comes from the east, love will follow.

Unbaptized children become birds until they are accepted into Heaven.

Pet birds must be informed of important family events or they will die.

It is unlucky to find a dead bird outside the home. 

A raven near a sick person means death is coming.

In Wales, a blind person can regain sight by showing kindness to a raven.

Cardinal Superstitions

Bird Folklore

Crow Folklore

Death Superstitions

Victorian Funeral Customs and Superstitions

Superstitions on Death

Superstitions of Death

13 Superstitions About Death and Dying

Superstitions About Death

Death Superstitions

Superstitions Surrounding Death

General Superstitions:

Put almonds in your pocket when you need to find something.

Scatter chili peppers around your house to break a curse.

Never blow out the first candle you lit before you blow out the others or bad luck will follow.

Throw rice in the air to make it rain.

Ask an orange a yes or no question and count the seeds. An even number of seeds means no and an odd number means yes.

In a photograph of three, the person in the middle will die first.

Walk through the branches of a maple tree to have a long life.

Carry peach wood to have a long life.

Eat a peach to assist in making a tough decision

Mix salt and pepper together and scatter it around your house to repel evil.

Do not whistle at night.

Eat mustard seed to ensure fertility.

Place chips of cedar wood in a box with some coins to draw money to you.

If you bite your tongue, someone is talking about you or thinking of you.

Hanging up a new calendar before the year is over will bring bad luck

Animal Superstitions

Irish Superstitions and Folklore

Superstitions

Superstitions From Europe

Superstitions in Shakespeare’s Time

Folklore of Puerto Rico

Old Irish Superstitions

Halloween Superstitions:

Put out all fires in the home the night before Halloween to cleanse negative spirits. Reignite them from a common source on Halloween.

Burying apples along the path is said to serve as food for souls as they pass through our world.

The veil between the living and the dead is said to be thinnest on Halloween.

13 Halloween Superstitions

Halloween Superstitions

Halloween Superstitions and Folklore

Home & Hearth Superstitions:

Hanging a pair of scissors over the front door will cut off negativity

Hanging a cluster of acorns on the front door will protect those who live there

Put thorny branches on your doorstep to keep evil away

Smell dill to get rid of hiccups

Place cotton on an aching tooth to relieve pain

Place a sliced onion in the room of an ill person to draw out the sickness

Hang a pea pod with nine peas above your door to draw your future lover

Place a pine branch above your bed to keep illness away

Love Superstitions:

Cut an apple in half and give one half to your love for a long relationship.

Put pepper inside a piece of cotton and sew it shut to bring back a lost love

It is bad luck for siblings to marry within the same year

If you see a robin on Valentine’s Day, you will marry a crime fighter

Eight Love Superstitions and Their Origins

Superstitions About Love and Marriage

Love Superstitions

Wedding Superstitions

Love Superstitions (highlight to read text)

Sleep Superstitions:

Smell peppermint to help you sleep

Eat a bit of thyme before bed for sweet dreams

Putting garlic under the bed will prevent nightmares

Rub a lettuce leaf on your forehead to help you sleep

Placing a full glass of water by your bed every night will collect any negativity in the room, but don’t drink it

Putting a broom on the bed brings bad luck

If you leave laundry hanging outside during the night, a spirit will attach itself to it and possess the wearer

Never put a hat on the bed

Place morning glory seeds under your bed to cure nightmares

Place an onion underneath your pillow to have prophetic dreams

Never sleep with your head pointing east

Never sleep with your head pointing west

If you go to bed backwards, you will have good dreams

Sea Superstitions:

Superstitions and the Sea

13 Sailor Superstitions

Maritime Superstitions

Seafaring Superstitions

Sailors’ Superstitions

Superstition Bash: Sailors

BOOKS

Best Books to Read for Halloween

Best Halloween Books

Best Halloween Picture Books

Great Reads for Halloween

Halloween Reads

Reading for October Evenings

Spooky Kids Books to Read at Halloween

October Reading List

Witchy Picture Books

Halloween 2012 Must Reads

Killer Ghost Stories

Creepy Halloween Reads

Haunted Reads 2013

All Hallows Reads

Amazing Paranormal Books

Forests in Myth, Folklore, and Fairy Tales

Fantasy Novels Based in Native American Myth

Ghost Story Collections

Asian Folktale Picture Books

Mythology/Folklore

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SCPs that would make good imaginary friends, Part 1

I got asked for SCPs, and I have a LOT of bookmarked articles! First and foremost, I'll do my folder of favorites!

049, The plague doctor - My main coping mechanism when Covid first started! He has a calm voice and wants nothing more than your health, even if its old fashioned health. Canonically unable to touch anyone, but you can change that if needed!

111, Dragonsnails - You read that right! Dragon Snails! The hottest Wondertainment product with six different breeds you can breed together if you want! They're small enough to be safe in ANY home. Train them well!

131, Eye Pods - Easy shapes to imagine, great for people with low visualization skills. Very curious and just want to watch you and keep you well looked after

408, Illusory Butterflies - A hivemind of tiger butterflies that can form themselves into illusions of anything needed for themselves Or You.

529, Josie the Half Cat - She's just the front half of a cat! Don't worry, no gorey back half. Just a void! She loves cheese.

662, Mr Deeds - Easy for those who have a hard time imagining detailed personalities. He's a butler who's only purpose is to do what you ask of him! He could be a good addition to a group of existing friends, or just on his own. He could very well help care for your other imaginary friends, making you have to worry less when they aren't with you.

1230, A Hero Is Born - (WARNING For mentioned suicide in fake reality, 'real' suicide, and using suicide as a means to manipulate someone in experiment 5 and its logs. I promise its a very good read.) A green book that makes you dream an incredible fantasy story once you sleep! I'm sure you can easily adjust the form to fit your needs, as the Book Keeper is an absolute sweet man.

1550, Custom Pets - Another amazing Wondertainment product! All you need is the patented eggs and put them anywhere you'd like, and soon they'll hatch into a form perfectly evolved to its environment!

2428, Mr Mad - From the Wondertainment 'Little Misters' Line! He's the perfect companion for someone with psychosis, as he's canonically able to battle hallucinations and delusions!

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i dunno if you take requests/suggestions but! do you have a list for SCPs that may make good imaginary friends 👀

BOY DO I. MIGHT TAKE A BIT TO MAKE THAT POST THO

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Glad everyones enjoying the blog so far!

Its hard to find stuff to post lol

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Imaginary Friend Ideas:

Any animal you like would be better in soft colors! Don't be afraid to be unrealistic with your reality.

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im only a level three imagination haver sorry i wouldnt get it

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Imaginary Friend Ideas:

The Flame Deer.

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Trevor Henderson creatures that could make good Imaginary friends

Long Horse - A protector of people! Already cares for you! Smells of Cinnamon

Mr Bag - Maybe I just like the idea of super creepy things being my friend. Don't worry about it

The Marionette - It dances and gives the best hugs, canonically

The Needle - Its a funny horse you can pet and give sugar water

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Imaginary Friend Ideas:

A bunny with a smaller guy up top

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Someone let me know when i show up in the tags

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Tips for people with bad visualization, and Autistic people who've never really learned imaginary play would be the most important to Me personally!

What kind of posts would you all like to see in regards to imagimancy?

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Backrooms Entities that could make decent Imaginary Friend ideas

Smilers - Could be good for if you're nervous about the dark, or have a hard time imagining complex images

Hounds - Its like a person! But a Dog. You could learn quadrobics with it!

Dollface - A sweet thing! Useful if you like projecting imaginary friends into existing objects. Does that count as an imaginary friend?

Aiden - Just a guy with a camera head who wants to keep you safe

Grawlix - Cartoonish, shapeshifting grafitti

Shocker Ghoul - If you like more aggressive friends, this one can be LITERALLY anything with a glitch filter

Partygoers - I don't need to add anything. Look at that shit

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Helloo!

Hi! Im @agentukelele making a side account for imagimancy

Im gonna reblog things that would make cool imaginary friends! Feel free to tag me in things