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HI!!!!!!! Pretend I'm waving to you very excitedly :D I just discovered ur art and went through ur entire account like a kid in a candy store and holy shit man I went through so many emotions and I absolutely ADORE how you draw Noli (because gay for them oh and seven as well but we're not talking about him so I'm pushing him away with my hand) BESIDES THAT!!! Now I'm a bitt curious about how 1x looks in ur style :O (I saw the most recent art you that you did and I saw the slightest hint at 1x and stared are the screen for a good minute before going back to look at ur Noli art) NO RUSH BTW IM JUST VERY GAY AND I LOVE UR ART (Alsooo happy birthday!! Joyous day!! Pops a party horn!!)
THANK UUUUU!!!! I've been cooking up a 1x1x1x1 design for a hot minute!


I put a bunch of lil easter eggs into their design! The main color palette was inspired by the arena boss fight they featured in for the Games event, as well as that glitched teapot set. Their glitch sword is what remains of their wings, their heel is a reference to 1x1's classic sword, the crusader helmets got a buncha ones hidden on it, the pants and belt are a riff on Telamon's robes, etc etc. Super fun lil project!
As for lore, I had this concept that Shed and 1x1 are the remains of Telamon after he got split apart by the other admins. Shed takes this sorta brother/dad role on 1x1, to... mixed results. I was inspired by "Wait a second, you aren't Builderman!" by awelldressedtornado and how they wrote the two was these begrudging brothers. Sorta reminded me of Celestia and Luna, which resulted in a fun lil skin doodle i might polish later down the line



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@pastelchaos12 @brighter-daystoday
Trying to decipher/translate the symbols spoken by the enemies in the temple of the red sun
(Or me going crazy on some roblox game)
I don't know if I'm man enough to do this, but ehhh— it is what it is 🙂↕️
Heres what I got so far:
^ From what I notice, the human figures are pronouns, I think? Idk I'm still figuring stuff out. Some meaning might change.
Here is some rough translation of the dialogues (these two are the only ones I can figure out, unfortunately)
Flame Warrior:
CAN YOU FEEL THE [fire] IN YOUR SOUL? I'M GOING TO DESTROY [you] ! OUR [heart] ARE BEATING AS ONE, PROTECT THE [firebrand] ! I AM A BEING OF PURE [flame]. THIS IS YOUR END. DO NOT LET [them] REACH THE [firebrand].
Mummy:
The [life] within you........ [life] [life] [life] Urghhhh........ Nooooooo......... Oooooooooooh......... [you] have to [repent] ....... [she] must [repent] [you] ...... [Do] [you] [have] any idea how [much] [trouble] [you] [are] [causing] [us] [in] [this] [place]
I mostly based them on the words spoken after them, some Google search, and yk how they look like. I'm still unsure on most of these, so yeah. Give me your thoughts, tho.
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the hole you left behind (and the ties that bind)
everyone’s hands are tied.
d’s and kitten’s- behind their backs. prisoners to the coalition, to fate, to the lack of ability and resources to get marck back. this is also a representation of the secrets they hold.
marckus’ hands are tied in front, like you would if you were leading someone somewhere. we also know what he doesn’t (his hands are visible, he’s not keeping secrets)
the three are reliant on each other- having tied themselves together. they’re still tethered, even if marckus and d’s are fraying.
marckus is haunting them in a sense- the outline, and the fact that the art is in his shape. we see d and kitten surrounded by him because his absence will be so stark and important in the coming episodes. this, and red is the color of danger and blood.
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there's been plenty of pushback against youtube's plan to age-check users by using an AI to analyze everyone's watching habits, but amidst that, i spotted this playlist circulating among some teens:
(picture is a reconstruction to protect the kids identity)
interesting! they're trying to trick the AI by watching videos that have a primarily adult viewer demographic? well im a curious fella so naturally i have to take a look-see, and
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huh. surprisingly interesting.
Some of you on this site are so scared of writing fairly conventional anatomy-based sex porn because of the cringe-words and general discomfort with sex. It helps to have had sex, but that's not necessary. After the break, as it is somewhat explicit, here is all you need to do, and it is not a list of euphemisms for penis or vagina or xenoapparatus:
Choreograph it in the same respect that you would any scene. If you can do this, you can have some confidence that your porn is exactly as good as your fights, your key gambling maneuvers, your political oneupsmanship, whatever. The key to writing any scene is to know where everyone is and what they are doing and impart this from the lens of the point of view character. If something feels "off" or weird, check in with yourself: what is the point of view character doing? Say it. She has her nails digging into her lover's shoulders. Was that, what she's doing, the last sentence? Let her react to it instead: the thrill of hot blood against her fingertips is intoxicating.
Many of the "porn mistakes" are just writing mistakes, and writing is an unending dialogue between the material (what is physically happening) and the ideal (how a perspective processes the material, with human and personal limitations but also human and personal additions). When you've firmly established the material, you move back to the ideal, the thought-space, the recollection-space, the processing. Then back to the material. Each action spins out and away from the earth, into the ether, where it is reintegrated, leveraged, subverted, and then returns, changed, to collide with the earth again, changing it in turn.
You do not have to say words for penis over and over any more than you need to keep clarifying proper names in a dialogue, and in fact, even less than this. Remember, unless your character is specifically having sex with the penis, she is in fact having sex with a woman, and her feelings and reactions and ideal likely center that woman more than her penis. Put her in dialogue with the woman rather than the penis and you have your answer: you only need to say cock as many times as you would say "rapier" in a swordfight. Once you know what sword it is, you move to sensation, movement, "large scale choreography", and processing.
The unique thing when talking about genitals is that most people don't think much about genitals when they are having sex. They think about sensations: what feels good, unexpected, painful, pleasant, intimate, jarring, etc. Saying "her cock" over and over is not just a little offputting because it's excessively repetitive; it's like putting "gauntlet" in five subsequent paragraphs. We get that there's a gauntlet and a penis. It feels wrong because the gauntlet is an extension of the striking-appendage and the penis is an extension of a character.
To avoid saying gauntlet over and over, as in any writing, you either get vaguer or get specificer. You describe the interaction with the wrist-plate, where the rapier rebounds from the shape of the steel, or the fingertip sliced-through by the superior blade, just barely shallow enough to spare the digit beneath (specific). Alternately, you get vaguer and describe the strike itself - the reader knows there's a gauntlet there! - a fist thrown in desperation after losing hold of a dagger, the weight both pulling down the blow and putting momentum behind it until it meets the enemy's helmet with more of a thud than a clang as the cheap steel crumples into the leather padding beneath, dented skull-deep.
Neither of those used "gauntlet". Both used the concept of the gauntlet. This can be done with anything that you establish - once it's on the stage, it's not off until you take it off.
Of course it helps, to an extent, to have had the kind of sex you are describing. It helps more to have been thoughtful about your own sensation and reaction and action during sex in general; few people really do this, but doing it is extremely useful for writing, the same way riding a horse and not thinking about it will lead you to over-describe the tack you're familiar with vs. riding a horse and thinking about it will help you develop a coherent material dialogue with the content of your own narrative. To an extent, to write about sex, you need to have some level of comfort thinking and reading about sex. Anyone can do those two things, and allow themself to think: at the moment of being penetrated, is her shaft sliding into my fragrant blossom? Or is the sensation more like pressure, more like pain, more like an insistent heat, more like an awareness of her and her shape or an awareness of myself and my limits or my pleasure?
As in sword fights, it helps to imagine yourself in the scene rather than only observing it, when it comes to blocking out a scene like something other than stage directions or a video game novelization.
The last thread this leads me to is pussy. No one wants to write pussy, unless they do. So they write entrance, which you can only really write once before it sounds goofy. Or cunt, which not every character would say. There is not really a cock of pussy, at least in my literary opinion. So how do you say this stuff? How do you say "into her pussy" if it causes you physical pain to write pussy?
You may not need to specify at all. When penetrating someone, you are penetrating a person, not just an organ. Depending on the nature of the sex, you may want to get into more or less detail, but I'm not talking to the people who are already writing about the color of the labia and the specific tactile sensation of a blood-flushed clit, okay? I'm speaking to you if you have stopped and made a terrible face at the thought of "pussy" and then deleted it and written "cunt" and cringed again.
My hot tip, as connects to all the rest of this, is that if there is not a word for the place you are stabbing her, you are just stabbing her. You are dragging your fingers over her until she yields. You are lining yourself up with her, pressing in, adjusting cautiously until she wriggles her hips, urging you to get on with it already. You are drawing your hips back against the friction of her trembling body. Could any of these be her asshole? Her neovagina? Her alien hole where she excretes salt waste? Of course! If it's important to specify, specify! If what's hot about fucking someone is the logistics of the hole, then by God, logistics the shit out of that hole without shame. But what makes porn hot is not the hole itself. It's the interaction with the hole, gone warm and molten as her desperate breaths come quicker. It's how the hole makes you feel. Fuck you.
Word choices for describing sex organs are an expression of how the perspective character feels about them. A heavily euphemistic description may either reveal something important about the character and her misgivings or set the narrative itself up for subversion - the girl who winces and thinks of her penis as "her manhood" is going to have something to unpack later or even during sex. The dispassionate "shaft" could either reflect disinvestment, to be dramatized later on, or set up that disinvestment to be subverted, as the humble shaft becomes the instrument of orgasm.
Think of how anime often has internal-monologue turning points to explain where a character's last reserve of energy comes from - the setup, the dead parent, the tragic past, the loss of a friend, it comes from somewhere, and the payoff to winning the duel is catharsis. It's just a more straightforward way of illustrating the point of most building-to-a-climax, which porn often deliberately does: you can only pay off on what you set up. Otherwise you revert to tropes and the underdog-hero wins for no reason and the girl-hero cums and it doesn't even matter because ten thousand she/hers have cum exactly that way in ten thousand prior okay scenes. The difference in payoff is all in a setup that the payoff can reintegrate: a material and an ideal that unite in a moment of pure emotional release.
I can't make you better at writing sex scenes than you are at writing fight scenes, but if you follow this advice you can be just as good.
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@coconutt-wow
hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii i ccant folow u cuz tumblr sais that u don't exist :((((((((((((((((
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what made you think i'd turn on you like that over a joke???
You good pookster?
Pookie do NOT answer that aks about his balls 2 SECS ago PUHLEASE
what are you gonna do if i do
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@brighter-daystoday
i wish coconutt was still here but lets hope she's good rn
For any kids:
You are not supposed to be afraid of your parents
You never deserve to be hit (not even lightly, not even if you killed someone)
No one has the right to touch you without permission, not even your family members, including your parents
Your parents can love you and still hurt you, that does not make the hurt okay
Adults you trust can still be wrong
It's not normal for everything to always be overwhelming
If you are having a problem with any of these things, do your best to talk to a licensed therapist (if they are licensed therapists they legally cannot tell your parents your personal information)
You deserve happiness
You deserve privacy
You deserve to feel good
You are not alone in your struggles
Your struggles are valid, no matter how small they are
You deserve love and kindness
You deserve to be surrounded by people who love you and care for you
Edit: lots of people are commenting saying that therapists can and do tell parents information about what their child says in therapy, the legality of this depends on your age and what type of information it is. Here is what the American Psychological Association says about it
Discussing confidentially with your therapist beforehand is a good idea so you know how your specific therapist feels, but it's horrible that that's something you have to do. You still deserve privacy as a child.
If you are in a situation where you can't tell your therapist something, please get the information out of yourself somehow. I recommend saying it out loud if you can even if it's just to yourself.
Failing that, write whatever it is down and get rid of the paper so it's unreadable if you have to, it's better than keeping everything inside.
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#free schlep
If you have been living under a rock recently and are a Roblox player, Roblox just terminated a user who caught CHILD PREDETORS on their platform, and got them arrested in REAL LIFE. Schlep got a ceased and desist letter, and all of his Roblox accounts got banned. This is more than what any of the arrested predators got. What the hell. WHAT DOES ROBLOX GET FROM THIS. HE WAS DOING THEIR JOB.
#free schlep
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@anonyippee @brighter-daystoday @compsognathus-mafia
SOUND THE ALARMS ANOTHER CROSSOVERS FAN HAS HIT THE SITE!!!/pos
“He’s right behind me isn’t he?” Ahh Brickbattler
I can’t believe I’ve been playing this game for a long time and haven’t made fanart yet.
The first piece is fanart for “Crossovers: The Red Guest” btw it’s a spinoff game of Crossovers. The second fanart is Crossovers fanart. I luv Brickbattler :)
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something I made
original under the cut

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My favorite lesbian couple in Splatoon (Sorry shiver and frye)
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kissing women? sounds pretty gay to me :/ imo

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I'm actually this:

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imma fold you and put you in the washing machine

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I'm actually this:

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local woman receives life changing advice from gay cartoon hedgehogs
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HEY!! If you enjoy roblox and want to keep it safe for kids and young game developers, sign this petition!
Roblox has always had a predator and child abduction problem and the Ceo of roblox is doing nothing about it! Instead he bans schlep a roblox creator who is a child safety activist and put several child predators in jail!

Roblox Ceo and moderators are turning a blind eye to the safety of innocent children and all its users:
Have you ever heard of Condo games on roblox?
They are games where roblox characters preform sexual acts with each other by using customized explicit emotes.
Roblox Ceo and moderation team KNOW these dangerous games exist on their kid platform.
What do they do about it?
Push to make roblox an online dating game!
Send out a cease and desist to Schlep and censor all Roblox users trying to protest them!
SHARE this information and tell people what roblox is doing, don’t let your kids play roblox unless you are playing with them or cut it out completely! Please sign to make Roblox safer for its original intended users, Kids!!
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