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“NOT WHAT I’M CALLED” has been in my head for the past few days so have this
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Its obvious to me when people who post about canaries in mines have never met a canary. Like yeah the miners had a special device to revive the canary because canaries are one of the most adorable creatures on the planet and they make adorable little chirping sounds and honestly probably loved the sounds of machinery and people talking so it was probably loud and friendly with the workers. Whatever though maybe meet a canary sometime and youd understand
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The biggest reason 9/11 did not happen in brazil is because big jesus would have catched the plane and destroy the terorist. Second big reason is tjat world trade center wads not i nbrasil
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but your honour thats my emotional support word i overuse
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She placebo on my effect til I feel like something happened
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OKAY TUMBLR. IT'S TIME TO SETTLE THIS ONCE AND FOR ALL.
Reblog this if you pronounce “.gif” as “GIF.”
NOT JIF,
GIF.
And here is the link for the opposite.
WE SHALL SEE WHICH ONE PREVAILS.
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we take stuffed animals very seriously in this house
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Derek: wanna see some nice guns?
Emily: we all have guns, derek. it comes with the badge.
Derek: not those guns… these.
Derek, flexing his right bicep: mr. powerful.
Derek, flexing his left bicep: and mr. awesome.
*Emily hands Derek her gun*
Derek: what’s this for?
Emily: shoot me. i can never unsee that.
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Odypen raising Telemachus if Odysseus never left for war

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ALSO the way hotch and gideon knew ugh episode six broke my soul. guys hotch is literally the team dad i cant.
tmw i called it the ENTIRE time i said “she’s gonna shoot him she’s gonna shoot him” and she did. boomsies.
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tmw i called it the ENTIRE time i said “she’s gonna shoot him she’s gonna shoot him” and she did. boomsies.
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you ask tigger what his gender is and he's like "i'm a tigger" and you're like "ok but what are your pronouns" and he's like "t/i/double-guh/er"
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