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Poker Face is now a Killing Eve style Natasha Lyonne X Patti Harrison toxic yuri and I'm only half joking.....

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Cinta Kaz (Varada Sethu) is the next Doctor Who companion. The Daleks don't stand a chance. She's gonna one-shot the Cyber Leader before 15 has a chance to say "Hold on a minute, let's talk".

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Dierdre Barlow ate a devil fruit and that's canon

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At the end of every Hercule Poirot story, he always calls an emergency meeting to find the imposter among us.

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If I was the Dwarves, I simply wouldn't have delved too deep or too greedily. I would have delved to the exact right level, without awakening any ancient evils. But that's just me 🤷⛏️🥰

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My friend told his girlfriend "I don't feel well" and she meant to reply "Get well!" or "Feel good!" but instead said "Get Good."

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Silk Chiffon but the lyrics are "I'm high and I'm feeling anxious, inside a CEX"

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There's this TikTok account that pretends different music girlies served in the military and the commitment to the bit kills me every time like

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I could make a larger skeleton. not impressive

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They should build a 2nd Eiffel Tower right next to the first one and call it Eiffel Tower 2

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With Tears of the Kingdom we finally get an answer to the age old question: what if Banjo Kazooie: Nuts & Bolts let you play as a curious twink

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rauru show me what that hand do

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The Barry subreddit had to add a specific rule banning '50/50 with Cristobal' memes, right between "No spoilers" and "Keep it civil"

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two to the one to the one to the three / philip is dead and that's on me

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