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So I just found the most useful photo album in existence for tumblr arguments

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My face is having uncontrollable spasms. Great. It hurts really, really, really bad.

I think part of why I have trouble explaining pain to the doctor is when they ask about the pain scale I always think “Well, if someone threw me down a flight of stairs right now or punched me a few times, it would definitely hurt a lot more” so I end up saying a low number. I was reading an article that said that “10” is the most commonly reported number and that is baffling to me. When I woke up from surgery with an 8" incision in my body and I could hardly even speak, I was in the most horrific pain of my life but I said “6” because I thought “Well, if you hit me in the stomach, it would be worse.”

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Gal Gadot Marie Claire, June 2017 photographed by Tesh

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A porcupine’s Halloween present (+ original sound effects)

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Jensen Ackles being a beautiful human being |  Virtual Stageit Panel 09/08/20

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Misha tweets

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The female gaze can be completely inscrutable for men but here’s a quick and not-entirely-sensible diagram I drew while pooping to try and make my preferences clear:

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Every time Dean and Cas are reunited but my heart will go on plays 

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Supernatural Stars Celebrate 15 Years in Exclusive EW Portraits

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Entertainment Weekly

Take a Look at the Behind the Scenes of Our ‘Supernatural’ Cover Shoot

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Armpit level with average people

3.944 cubits.

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today in “things i’m disproportionately emotional about”:

it’s facial reconstructions of prehistoric humans!!

like, look at this part-homo sapiens, part-neandertal man from well over 30,000 years ago:

doesn’t he just look like a dude you’d wanna hang out with? like he probably washes dishes in the kitchen with you, and has excellent weed

what a charming fellow. what stories he probably has to tell. i’d definitely go shoot the shit with him on Contemplation Rock after i’d finished my day’s work carving a bone flute for the autumn hunting ceremony, or whatever

people have been people ever since people first became people, i tell you what

they all had lives and histories and families and friends and dumb gossip and games they played and total bullshit in which they believed wholeheartedly

they all argued about the nature of the world, and of themselves

they all sang songs

they all drew pictures

they all buried their dead in graves, and they buried their dead in graves well before they did a lot of that other stuff. they buried their dead with flowers, with panther claws, with the bones of animals they’d killed, with the bones of family members who had died at the same time or earlier. they buried their dead with their arms folded across their chests

they fell in love

they took care of their old and their sick and their disabled, even when it cost them

they made new things, and worried about what the new things meant for people everywhere, as a whole

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Do any of you know about that one painting with Aphrodite being born out of lava with a black swan by her side or did i completely hallucinate that? Been searching for a while but i can’t find it for shit.

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character in a fight scene: *restrains their opponent by pinning them against the wall by their wrists*

me:

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Tarot Cheat Sheet

As I am learning this, thought it would be cool to find and post

Posted by Alex- @spell-bound-life

Do you guys want a reversed list too? (aka when you pull a card and its upside down) Lemme know!

Major Arcana

0 | The Fool– New beginnings, optimism, trust in life 1 | The Magician– Action, the power to manifest 2 | The High Priestess– Inaction, going within, the subconscious 3 | The Empress– Abundance, nurturing, fertility, life in bloom! 4 | The Emperor– Structure, stability, rules and power 5 | The Hierophant- Institutions, tradition, society and its rules 6 | The Lovers– Sexuality, passion, choice, uniting 7 | The Chariot– Movement, progress, integration 8 | Strength– Courage, subtle power, integration of animal self 9 | The Hermit– Meditation, solitude, consciousness 10 | Wheel of Fortune– Cycles, change, ups and downs 11 | Justice– Fairness, equality, balance 12 The Hanged Man – Surrender, new perspective, enlightenment 13 | Death – The end of something, change, the impermeability of all things 14 |  Temperance – Balance, moderation, being sensible 15 | The Devil – Destructive patterns, addiction, giving away your power 16 | The Tower – Collapse of stable structures, release, sudden insight 17 | The Star – Hope, calm, a good omen! 18 | The Moon – Mystery, the subconscious, dreams 19 | The Sun – Success, happiness, all will be well 20 | Judgment – Rebirth, a new phase, inner calling 21 | The World – Completion, wholeness, attainment, celebration of life

Minor Arcana

Suit of Swords

King – Serious, controlling, rational and mind/intellect-focused Queen – Intelligent, writer, communicative yet cold – cuts through B.S. Knight – Fierce, determined, aggressively pursues goals Page – mentally unstable or intellectually immature, acts without thinking Ace of Swords – A fresh start, a sudden opportunity or idea, clarity 2 – Indecision 3– heartbreak, betrayal 4 – meditation, rest, retreat 5 – mind games, hostility 6 – leaving, accepting help, going somewhere better 7 – secret plans, abandoning ship 8 – feeling powerless and stuck 9 – Overactive mind, anxiety 10 – feeling defeated, self sabotage

Suit of Cups

King – Repression of deep feelings, possible alcoholism Queen – Emotionally nurturing, intuitive, sensitive Knight – Romantic, adventurous, following one’s heart Page – Creative, inspired, learning artistic skill Ace of Cups – emotional fulfillment, joy 2 – partnership, mutual attraction, compatibility 3 – celebration, fun with friends, laughter 4 – boredom, dissatisfaction with what is being offered 5 – dwelling on the negative, self pity 6 – sentimentality, kindness, help 7 – so many choices! Indecision, getting lost in fantasy 8 – abandoning something in search of something better 9 – indulgence, self-satisfaction 10 – emotional bliss, happiness, attainment

Suit of Wands

King – Career focused, mature, passionate Queen – Confidant, focused, has zest for life Knight – An adventurous risk taker who follows his passions Page – newly inspired, excited about life and work Ace of Wands – New beginnings, creative spark, fertile ideas 2 – Contemplation, assessing ones life direction 3 – Reaping the rewards of your efforts 4 – Celebration, safety, the home 5 – Competition, minor struggles or disagreements 6 – Success, accolades and achievement 7 – Feeling defensive and on guard 8 – Speed, things manifesting quickly 9 – Pessimism, gearing up for the worst 10 – Feeling oppressed, exhaustion, too many responsibilities

Suit of Pentacles

King – Enjoys the good life (food, drink and leisure), financially secure Queen – Healthy in body and finances, grounded and calm Knight – Cautious, sensible and slow to progress Page – Student, commitment to learning Ace of Pentacles – Financial reward, clarity of life purpose, goals 2 – Balance, multitasking 3 – Meaningful work, enjoying one’s work, suitable career 4 – Hoarding, feeling poor, holding self back out of fear 5 – Minor money troubles, health problems, feeling like an outsider 6 – Charity, accepting and giving help 7 – Patience, waiting for your plans to bear fruit 8 – Hard work, focused efforts, laying the groundwork 9 – Luxury, rest, financial and material comforts 10 – Financial success, strong business relationships 

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this belongs in a museum