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T8: Lionrock
On a dark and stormy night,
I tasted rain on your face -
a quiet tempest.
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Your mouth on my neck
My mouth in your ear, licking
Both speaking in tongues
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Luh
Me: sex lang to ha?
You: ok *proceeds to send a full-on Petrarchan sonnet WTF*
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This dude's got to seriously slow his roll...but then I'm the type who literally cannot bring herself to say no. This is why I get borderline assaulted. Lol.
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...and easy to please
Can't believe i'm actually seeing a married guy*, who has a slight resemblance to James Wilson from House.
I'm getting nervous about this, not because he's married, but because he doesn't seem to have boundaries. And it's taking a lot not to squee at this novelty.
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"Ok time to be a sex addict. HOLY SHIT. I'M A SEX ADDICT."
"I need to be a sex addict now."
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Ok so Indian guy #4 - let's call him R - updated his profile pic on WA. In it there's a hmmm chubby blonde lady who's probably in her 30s holding a beer. Only means one thing right? They're probably together.
Well at least mas payat ako?! Didn't think he was into thicccc girls. I mean damn he could've done better with those looks that could pass for a white and that swag of someone just as ambitious. I can imagine all the rebellious girls around these parts all over him. I mean i'm pretty sure even the local girls are swiping right on the MF seeing how it's not enough for Facebook girl friends and aunties to just like / heart on his profile pic - they had to literally comment "handsome". Stating the obvious much?
I'm happy for him I guess. And I'm happy that my intuitions were right and I stopped chasing / holding a torch for his average, uncircumcised D when he'd tell me he's "busy", probably "so hard at work". Lolololol. Why can't i just take the L without making unnecessary okray ano po?
Anyhoo, goodbye Mr. Tobacco Oud by Tom Ford. Pinuyat mo ako't binugbog at pinaasang fuccboi ka. Lol.
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It鈥檚 the weekend and no one wants to play with me
is the title of my sex tape.
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Is this an existential crisis or am i just horny? If i could just get myself together and write.
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Can anybody find meeeee...somebody to fuck?!?!?! Looooord I'm so thirstyyyy.
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I wish I find someone I can take seriously, and vice versa. And who is also good in bed. He doesn't have to satisfy me he just has to be aware of my needs. But it seems in the real world it's all just a compromise. You can only have one OR the other. Whatever, still fucking thirsty it's been more than a month since.
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I've gone back to yoga, eating relatively healthy, and controlling my tardiness pretty well. But I've also been smoking again. Two sticks now in less than a week. Fucked two different guys and dropped them like *snap* that in a week also. It's pretty fucked up. Maybe it's just my period coming up. I know what's wrong with me but I don't know how to fix it.
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Turn Ons and Boner Killers
Turn ons: - Intelligence: can be IQ, EQ, or streetsmarts - Respects me - Treats me like an equal - Kindness - Objectifies me on my own terms - Witty but not obnoxious - Has great endurance - Can match my appetite - Can both dominate and submit to me
Boner killers: - Dick pics - Lacking creativity and imagination - Lacking subtlety - Clich茅s - Bigotry - Asleep - Navel-gazing / Self-absorption - Trying too hard
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I'm so bored (and maybe a liiiiittle horny) I just might make the first move.
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