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When society eventually collapses, the next society will find our remnants. They will wonder what we did to deserve our fate, they will take our ruins, and turn them into a Spirit Halloween.

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Solution, chlorine dioxide any smells should go away. Go with the stabilized version, cause the unstable version will release your bowels the second you breath in that gas.

died and came back tired. died and came back exhausted. died and came back with manic energy. died and came back with malingering unease. died and came back twitchy. so many possibilities

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"do not fear Human fleshbags, we come in peace. Now give us your oil."

An extra-terrestrial force has invaded, after a lengthy battle more ships, similar but different show up revealing it wasn't the species' military that invading Earth, but a criminal/terrorist organization instead.

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Good luck in tax fraud 101 ever need to borrow my notes, feel free to ask.

SHES COMIN TO COLLEGE BABY

YAAAAAA

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Re-Zero

fun fact, i can be killed but it won’t last

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Well first you destroyed France.

And then you did some evil stuff.

The fuck did I do to you guys

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Ok, so I've been Binging @itsapmseymour for the past few weeks, so I'm gonna try Tumblr again. Ok, here I go.

... Did I do it?

Did I Tumblr correctly?

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Dog used bite.

It's super effective!!

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👍

Snomblr.

Thoughts?

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Evil gives no reason.

takes @i-am-a-snom

mwaahaha my mission to steal all snoms continues

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Greetings Tumblr, I've seen two people on Twitter with the stupid checkmark, and therefore have given up on the platform. I will hereby be jumping from one sinking ship, to another.

Yes, I'm aware this place is a lot different than twitter, I've seen enough of @pmseymourva to put that together.

That being said, much like when moving to another country, I was hoping I could get some advice from the locals.

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Bro just go to the wendy's parking lot, I've seen a lot of corpses scattered around their.

There’s a decaying mouse corpse next to my house.

Let me catch the Z’s

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Me exploring a cave: oh this is nice

*Looks up to see glowing lights*

Glowing lights: Hello

Me:

Imagine you are lost, flying through a black night in a vast world, blown by fierce winds and hunted by strange creatures. Wild and disorientated, you stumble into a cave, and seek sanctuary there. It is a dark, wet place, but you only have to survive until daylight. 

And then you look up, and see the stars. And you think that you are saved….

Let me tell you about

Glowworms

Glowworms are essentially a magical fantasy creature that wandered into our world by mistake. They are unlikely and unreasonable, and I am extremely fond of them for the following reasons.

They imitate the night sky��

Glowworms, which live only in caves and riverbanks in New Zealand, are the larvae of a species of gnat. As the name suggests, they are indeed wormlike while in larval form. 

They live in large colonies, clinging to cave ceilings, and oh how they glow. They glow so brightly, in fact, that at first glance it’s easy to miss all those oh-so-fine silk strands. 

Millions and millions of yards of silk, wet and sticky, dangling overhead. The fact that all this knotless netting is hidden in the dim light is no accident. It’s there for a purpose.

…in order to hunt.

Glowworms are enthralling to watch, but at the end of the day they are larvae. And larvae only really have one job in life: to EAT. Unlike fireflies (which are an unrelated type of beetle) glowworms use bioluminescence not for mating but for hunting. In this way, they are more like angler fish. The light is their bait–the silk is their lure. Even at close range, their traps are quite beautiful to see, like strands of pearls or the crystals of a chandelier.

These threads are essentially fishing lines. Each worm drops its own thread…

…and waits patiently to reel in its catch…

…which it then consumes alive. 

And this is where the glowworm gets its scientific name, Arachnocampa luminosa, or more literally: glowing spider-worm. Interestingly, the light-emiting molecule responsible for the glowworm’s luminesences is called luciferen, named for the Latin lucifer, “bringer of light.”

After months of feeding, these larvae will build their cocoons, emerge as adult gnats, live just long enough to lay eggs, and so die. Gradually the eggs hatch, the night sky is reinvented, new constellations are born, and the cycle begins anew.

So remember: this world contains countless miracles of nature, but nature plays by its own dispassionately cruel rules!

When you see the stars, you know you will live. You are a frail thing in a vast world, a sailor in a storming ocean–and like a sailor, you live your life by the stars. You are a navigator, born with wings on your back, born to fly: so you fly. You lift your gaze to the sky and take flight, floating up, up to the stars. You will be home again, you will be safe again, and in the morning the world will be new.

And as you rise to meet the stars, they descend to swallow you. 

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Don't blame yourself for the 24 hour challenge, blame youtube.

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Favorite scene from the film