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I don’t have ‘headcanons’ I just Know and Understand

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It’s just one of them nights 😔

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Took a wrong turn somewhere

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Could you please do a Bulldog Ant stimboard but with the most aggressive, batshit insane, stupid stims possible? I'm thinking glass getting shattered, dogs biting at the screen, all that

I've done bulldog ant before but this was too fucking funny to not do 😭

💣-💣-💣|💣-🐜-💣|💣-💣-💣

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Fitting. Hot salsa, hot sauce. Very similar...

what does your blood taste like to a vampire

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IF GOD HATES TRANNIES WHY DO WE KEEP WINNINGGGGGG

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Something really violent about eating a burrito. Biting a hole in that thing. A sandwich or a taco is different, it's already open, but a well-wrapped burrito is like a complete living thing in your hand, the taut skin protecting a complex network if internal organs. And you put a hole in it, maul it for sustenance, like a wolf on the open plain tearing the throat from a living gazelle. Or perhaps like a guy living in an infested apartment catching a white rat in his hands and just biting into it.

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Knightposting this princessposting that WHO IS TILLING THE FIELDS

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reblog to give the pervious person a nice rock

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