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the funny thing abt the dumb, dumber, and dumbest line (taeyong, yuta, and jungwoo in no particular order), is that the order for dumb, dumber, and dumbest always changes depending on the situation these 3 idiots are in

when dumb, dumber and dumbest win a game

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The other day I went to this new supermarket in my town and it was my first time seeing one of these tanks and this is the only think I could think about… 

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so I got into grad school today with my shitty 2.8 gpa and the moral of the story is reblog those good luck posts for the love of god

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Shane: Ryan gave me a get better soon card.

TJ: Aw, that’s sweet!

Shane: I wasn’t sick. He just thought I could do better.

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Rick Riordan is this you?

Some Chapter Titles

Inspired by this amazing post by the even more amazing @prompts-blog

Feel free to use these in whatever way you like and have fun, also remember to drink water kids, ok bye.

Grumpy Beginnings 

You Won’t Believe This False Hope 

Hallelujah, My Ass

Don’t Read This

Why Couldn’t It Be Mini Golf?

I Wish I Was An 19th Century Immigrant Confusing the French With My Excellent Cross Dressing 

Two Birds, No Stone. Please Don’t Kill My Birds. 

The Endless Darkness and Mystery of the Ocean is Becoming a Bit Tempting to Dive Into Now 

He'a Like Art. Terrible Art, But Still, Art

The Sun Can Fuck Right Off 

So Maybe I’m Not Okay

Cupid Screwed Up

Error: Fucks Not Found

I May Have Killed A Guy

Why Do I Do This?!

Finally I Can Be the Comedian I’ve Always Dreamed to Be

I Cheated Death and He Wants A Divorce

No Touchy Please 

Feel My Wrath and Extreme Self-Doubt 

Les I’m Miserable 

I Can’t Believe It’s Not Butt 

I’m Trying To Be Serious I Swear 

Where’s Colin Firth When I Need Him the Most 

Important Information: He’s Not Happy

Uh Oh

Note to Self: Don’t Do It You Son of A 

You Caught Me Singing on Broadway 

Firecrackers and Actual Crackers 

Umbrella, ella, ella, ellAH! 

Coffee Times Ten 

Gingers Are Vampires: The Story of How A Group of Bitter Vegetables Stole My Blood 

Somebody Once Told Me the World Was Gonna Kill Me 

Paint Me Like One of Your French Girls, Cock 

‘Get A Job’; I Say, Unemployed

Okay, Time To Be Serious

Ed Sheeran Wouldn’t Treat Me Like This

Shush Demons

I Should’ve Stayed In Bed

Leave Me Alone Punks

Time For Murder

Crapbag

I Love My Friends

I Met Abraham Lincoln

Best + Bitter = Better

Cue The Beat Drop

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Jason Grace Week ⚡ day 3; Favorite relationship [x] 

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Role Model

THIS BEAUTIFUL WOMAN

-Was RAPED along her best friend while her husband was tied up and forced to watch.

-Was diagnosed with uterine CANCER

-Had to get a DIVORCE because her husband was gay

What did she do about it all?

-Create a television show with her ex based on their divorce and friendship that still holds strong.

-Laughs just as hard today as she has in the past.

-Fights for the rights of the gay and lesbian community

-Works for the U.S. State department for the Public Diplomacy Envoy for Women’s Health Issues.

-Launched the ‘Cancer Shmancer’ movement, a non-profit organization dedicated to ensuring that all women’s cancers be diagnosed while in Stage 1, the most curable stage.

-Has won the following awards: Jon Wayne’s Institute’s Woman of Achievement award, Gilda Award, City of Hope Wom of the Year award, Hebrew University Humanitarian award, Albert Einstien’s College of Medicine’s Spirit of Achievement Award, City of Hope’s Spirit of Life Award, and the ”My Aid Award” for her achievements in support of cancer prevention and rehabilitation.

-She has been cancer free for 12 years.

Now tell me she is not an AMAZING Woman.

When people say they “Hate her” because of her voice, I just want to punch them straight in their faces.

This is Fran Drescher, and she is one HELL Of a strong woman.

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LUNA LOVEGOOD - you can laugh! but people used to believe there were no such things as the blibbering humdinger or the crumple-horned snorkack!

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@sixofcrowsnet heist: au

DARK ROYALTY AU  »  ft. kaz & inej as king and queen; jesper as viceroy; wylan as prince; nina as grand duchess; matthias as knight; and kuwei as viscount

“we’ll be kings and queens, inej. kings and queens.”

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Shit Slytherins Say: #162

There are approximately 1,010,300 words in the English language, but I could never string enough of them together to properly express how much I want to hit you with a chair.

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180427 Hongbin @ Guro Fansign | © Kong Ring

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Ryan Bergara » Shane

insp.

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Shane Madej » Ryan

insp.

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uhm what the hell why is he so hot?

Sole Note‏ ♬ do not edit or remove caption

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Mario Chariots 😂

“That’s not going to make the chariot turn any faster, Percy.”

“Imma turn this chariot right ovER YOUR FACE.”

Warm-up sketch of Percy and Annabeth battling it out over Mario Chariots. (Percy and I have the same useless technique.)

Prompt suggested by lilyscribbles

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the seven heavenly virtues | charity

the friendship of man for god, the love of which extends also to the neighbor

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katy perry kissed a 19 year old american idol contestant without his consent during an audition. he was uncomfortable and had been saving his first kiss for somebody special. please don’t let this be ignored just because the victim is male.