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Lady horse feeling really pretty in her black undergarments. They were on sale at the store otherwise she would never indulge in such frivolous purchases. I personally think she looks really gorgeous. What a star!

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Horse nightmare. Horses aren’t supposed to be in space!

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Horse that just came out of the shower and is lying in bed in that sad and melodramatic state of being that horses often exist within. Horses really don’t belong in human beds though so I don’t know how this one got in there, who let it in… Perhaps this is the daydream being had by a horse in the middle of the field (where they actually do belong), where said horse dreams of experiencing the comfort of melancholy that the common man seems to love to revel in (in a human bed of course). This dream horse probably just needs some cookies and a cup of tea. I truly wonder what a horse in a field has to be so sad and melodramatic about in this day and age! Probably something silly like how cars replaced them as the primary means of transportation. Who knows!

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Horse on the beach drawing a little sand smiley face. The sun is shining, the waves are gently lapping the shore, and horse is still feeling lost and a little bit empty and a little bit disappointed in what life has brought for it. Despite it all, the horse feels a little sad. No time for that now though! Look at that cute smiley face! Maybe another horse will walk by and see it and smile, or maybe it, too, will look down at its gleeful symbolism with a bittersweet irony. Who knows. I personally am not a horse so wouldn’t be able to say if this is exactly what is happening in this image, by the way: it’s all just a guess, really.

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Louise Bourgeois I Pick on Everyone Dead or Alive letterpress color lithograph 1999

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Going

Going

Gone

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The prettiest horse in all the land goes to a prettiest horse competition! (Spoiler alert: prettiest horse wins!)

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Horse that’s really upset that his boyfriend is going to a horse party without him. He’s quite prone to jealousy but doesn’t want to come across as crazy. Nobody likes a crazy horse!

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Donkey that got a little bit too high in the barn and is paying for it emotionally

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Donkey that got into the neighbour's makeup. Awoooooga!

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Mischievous horse thinking about the time it laid in bed longer than usual (bed of hay, that is)

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Horse trying to eat grass but getting kinda mad because it's too sunny and he's overheating a little bit and who has the time to eat grass in the hot sun (not him)

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horse with a tummy ache

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I got possessed by the printmaker's urge this past week and have been carving a different block every day. i carved my cat

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Hieronymus Bosch, Concert in an Egg (pen and ink on paper 25.7 x 17.1 cm)

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Louise Bourgeois, Untitled, 1976