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When your characters decide to break the fourth wall just to throw shade at their writer:
Marika: Well…. you coming or not?
Ben: god! Buns on eggs, hold on would ya? At least let a guy tie his shoelaces in peace.
Marika: no I can’t, because we’re running late. We were supposed to meet Carl ten minutes ago.
Ben: relax lil sis, Carl isn’t a baby. I m pretty sure the guy can wait an extra fifth teen minutes and not cause all hell to break loss on earth now.
Marika: You do remember the last time we left him alone; he was being chased by a dog.
Ben: Haha yeah! Poor guy was running for his dear life, really has some bad luck with dogs, I wonder what the guy did in his previous life to piss off dogs so much that they even despise him now .Hell! Dogs start barking and chasing him whenever Carl so much as steps into a ten meter radius of them.
Marika: And that is preciously why we (points at herself and Ben) as his siblings should prevent the potential death of our brother from having his head ripped off by a dog.
Ben: damn what a way to go though, also, jeez! With you being so responsible, I sometimes forget that you’re the youngest.
Marika: well maybe if our oldest could be responsible for once, I wouldn’t have to!
Ben: oh please! I’m only older than him by a few minutes .We’re called fraternal twins for reason, ya know?
Marika: still doesn’t excuse your indifference to the situation though.
Ben: fine, I get it! Get it! Now can you stop nagging me and hurry up.
W/C: good, that’s it! Stick to the story and barely existing plot.
Marika: ugh! I would love to but I can’t walk any faster in these damn heels.
Ben: seriously? Oh great, the writer just HAD to make you wear heels huh…Real smart ain’t she?
Marika: tell me about it, why do i have to wear heels? When she herself despises them! Like seriously the girl’s afraid she might trip and bust her neck.Overeaction much?
W/C: what! How dare you? Heels are slow torture devices invented to make women self cautious about their height (Note: tall or short no BS here, that’s just my personal opinion, if you like/love heels that completely fine as well).
Ben: no, it’s not! Just admit it you’re paranoid about them that’s all. You freaky patata!
W/C: such disrespect! I don’t deserve to be treated this way, especially by nonexistent teenagers!
Ben: why did u even make her height small in the first small? It’s contradicting your previous statement.
Marika: yeah? What’s with the stereotype of making girls shorter than guys just because I’m younger than them doesn’t equate to me being shorter than them.
W/C: but but I did this because I think that makes you cute. Just image a cute lil girl being so responsible and mature
Ben: Well, You just made it a lot easier for people to take not her seriously in this world filled with materialistic people. Also did you just type out a HEART!? Next to your sentence, really?
W/C: Wait, wtf!? I never meant anything like that! This was supposed to be a light hearted comedy, why in the blazes did it end up with my own characters dissing me like those people in YouTube comments. Also YES! I express my emotions by typing out emojis, got a problem with that?
Marika: you know? Your charming lil speech up there still doesn’t explain the need for me to wear heels.
Ben: Can we like ignore the writer for the rest of our walk and not really follow the story anymore?
W/C: WHAT?
Marika: Heck yeah! Took the words right outta my mouth!
W/C: SUCH DISRESPECT! How dare you even think of ignoring me!!! I created you!
Ben: You made our brother get chased by a dog with murderous intentions!?All because you lack a basic sense of humor, all human beings should possess to some extent.
W/C: AY! AY! Why must you attack my humor? Huh? You narrow minded ignorant teens lack the intelligence to understand my superior level of humorisity.
Marika: ….that’s not even a real word!
W/C: ssshhh…… do not question my vocabulary for it is as wide as the sea and also unknown even to me…
Ben: Oohhh my god don’t …… please just don’t…. stop! Before we end up brain-dead by your sheer amount of cringeyness.
Marika: wait, is that Carl? , Oh my god! WHY is there a pack of 6 unleashed dogs chasing after him?!.....He’s coming this way. Quick, Ben do something!
Ben: ME! What do you expect me to do? Oi writer, what did you do?
W/C: Well…….
Marika & Ben: WRITER!?
W/C: What! I had to end this somehow. Besides it was getting too long anyway.
(While Carl runs past them shouting).
Carl: Help ME! These bloody mutts won’t leave me alone!
W/C: ooopppssss…. ;)
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When your characters decide to break the fourth wall out of boredom
Writer’s comments: W/C Carl: NO! Don’t go in there Ben it’s not safe. We should wait for Dad to come back first.
Ben: Aww! Come on dude chillax will ya? I m just going in the attic to get some stuff for my school project.
Carl: hm… Yeah you do have a point there, I don’t see why the writer has to be so dramatic about a 15 year old going into his own attic to get some dusty old cardboard for his school project which he doesn’t even want to do.
W/C: wait! That’s not what you’re supposed to say….!
Ben: IKR! Crappy plot setting tbh AND we both know she ain’t got the guts to write horror .Heck! I would be amazed if she even manages to a watch horror by herself at night.
W/C: EXCUSAFUCKINGME! I’ll have you know that I just prefer company whenever I decide to watch a movie.
Carl: EXACTLY! And obviously there’s isn’t going to be a psychotic serial killer hiding in there because this is supposed to be a slice of life shit with a pinch of humor which she clearly lacks a whole lot of.
Ben: true and ugh that lame excuse of a genre that basically screams a romcom just waiting to happen.
W/C: Don’t you dare insult the great genre of slice of life,I’ll have you know many wonderful animes have been born from this very genre .You ignorant pieces of letters
Carl: Also who the hell names their characters Carl and Ben like seriously? You couldn’t think of any other names except that!!??
W/C: I M NOT GOOD AT GIVING NAMES OKAY!? GIVE ME A BREAK.
Ben: that’s our writer for ya.
W/C: now if you two have decided to stop throwing shade at me, would you ever so kindly like to continue the story you were meant to be characters in?
Carl: hmm nah! Not really feeling up for it.
W/C: WHAT?
Ben: yeah the story doesn’t even intrigue me all that much.
W/C: HEY! you can’t say something like that about a story that doesn’t even exist yet.
Carl: and besides breaking the fourth wall is way more fun anyways.
Ben: YUP! :)
W/C: oh no…..
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The absolute bullcrap your mind says
You know! how when you’re just sitting somewhere and from an outsider point of view you may have an expression on your face which could range from the neutral blank expression to the notorious murder stare which gives the other the impression that either you are planning some poor soul’s demise by making them slowly chew some medicine tablets instead of drinking them down with water immediately all the while laughing manically in the background when actually you’re just simply thinking of what to have for dinner or some other bat shit crazy convo with yourself .
Here is one of them:
Conscious 1:okay soooooo you’re obviously bored why not do something fun or atleast productive.
Conscious 2: I m trying to study.
Conscious 1:please child stop lying to yourself ,we both know that whatever you’ve doing for the last 2 hours is anything but studying
Conscious 2:God dammit !it’s not my fault I literally find everything interesting except my crappy textbooks
Conscious 1: true.. hey wanna ditch these lame notes and go down the spiral of watching endless YouTube videos where after 3 hours you literally end up watching a video completely irrelevant and useless to you
Conscious 2: HELL YEAH!
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lost
To all the people who got life figured out I honestly wholeheartedly envy you. You don’t have to feel lost, confused and useless in this lifetime. You have something to work towards; you have the ability to keep yourself grounded .No matter how hard life gets for you, you’re able to bare that pain and suffering. You have a purpose in life. You have something to fight for. You believe life is worth fighting for! What people think of you bothers you to some degree but in the end you don’t give a shit about it. No matter how many times you’re told it’s not worth it, you keep at it because you, yourself know that it’s worth it. You have faith and hope. You think time is precious because you don’t take for granted.
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MIND VOMIT
Eyes everywhere just watching, without saying anything. They don’t reply even if I talk to them, just constantly staring, judging behind that stare. Do something different (out of line) and STRIKE!. You’re constantly being watched. Just when you think they can’t see you. They know exactly how to jerk you back into their reality that is. We’re watching YOU. Don’t EVER forget that.
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