imogene-the-werecat

[imogene-the-werecat]

Look, I think CERN created a new timeline back in 2015 because the world has gone completely insane.

There was a solar flare that hit the atmosphere on June 20, 2022, and suddenly, half the human population wasn't entirely human. I mean, by day, sure. When there was a waning moon, absolutely. But when it's the moon's time to be full, it's absolute chaos.

When you think of were folk, you think of wolves, amirite? Same. Until, if course, there were suddenly plenty of werethings, and nary a werewolf.

Werecollies, weresquirrels, werebeavers, weremonkeys, werecats, and so many more. How the heck did half the population escape this ludicrousness? Nobody knows.the scientists are using every resource they can to figure this out, but coming up with even more questions. What was in the solar flare? Why does the change happen only at the full moon? Why only half the population? Why only cute animals?

I’m a werecat. One of the only werepredators. I’m not sure what I do when I’m catted out. I just know I usually wake up the next morning, laying on my parents porch, and I generally have scratch marks and dried blood, and a weird taste in my mouth.

There are weremice, and I dread every full moon because my catself sure does like a good chase, and I just don’t like thinking about it.

I’ve asked my parents to keep me indoors on full moon nights, but apparently, I’m a very wily cat. I find my way out.

Sometimes I wish I was part of the population that wasn’t werefolk. And if science ever catches up with this, and there is a pill to stop it, I’d probably take it. But for now, while I can, I’ll just live my life in the most ridiculous timeline I can think of.