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Y’know, back in my day, if a pestilence swept through the land during a time of famine and flood, it meant that the reigning kings had displeased the gods and that we risked the gods’ further ire by obeying them

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get u a girl who cant do either

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to people who put antlers and a nose on their car for christmas

you can’t trick me. I know that’s a car. you fool

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my aesthetic: a potted cactus on a skateboard, always moving, no one knows where it came from or where it’s going

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when it’s november 1st

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sometimes it’s just you and the bridge of cruel summer against the world huh

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everyone say thank you joe alwyn

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turns out my life purpose isn’t supposed to be as small and silent and accommodating and convenient as possible

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last night i got asked out by not one, not two, but zero people

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Gifted, dir. Marc Webb // 2017

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HAVING A CRUSH SUCKS LIKE I MIGHT AS WELL HAVE FALLEN IN LOVE WITH A KITCHEN APPLIANCE

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Anne Hathaway literally joining a group of criminals because she doesn’t have any close friends was the most relatable thing in Oceans 8

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the only man who should be allowed to own taylor swifts music is nils sjöberg

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Knights of the Round Table

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