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Fitbits are just like Tamagotchis, except the stupid little creature you have to keep alive is yourself.
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my granddad just called me to tell me how big his cauliflowers are growing and it was so cute theyre “TWICE as big as the ones you get in the shop”
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Me to my anxiety : can u like calm down these people don’t even think about you Depression : ever Me: that’s not what I meant
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Haranishi shows off his special skill
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You can’t escape followers, i’ve already glued the door shut

Nice try followers, but I replaced all the glass with rubber.

Too late followers, I’ve already cloooggged all the toooiiiiillleeeetttts
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not knowing how to draw your favorite character

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Today’s aesthetic: photos of lurking animals that one wouldn’t reasonably expect to be capable of lurking.
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