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I love them, your honour

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"average rebel goes rogue 3 times a year" factoid actualy just statistical error. average rebel goes rogue 0 times per year. captain cassian andor, who lives in a jungle yurt & goes rogue on death star business whenever the rebel alliance isn't keeping up with the intel, is an outlier adn should not have been counted

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😂❤️

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why must clothes tear when you wear them repeatedely? love should make you stronger

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knives out 4 should be set in a papal conclave and every time they elect a new pope he keeps getting murdered. black smoke white smoke black smoke white smoke the crowd goes huh?? they have to make benoit blanc a cardinal to get him inside the room and he insists on bringing his husband, because they were on vacation in rome when this all started and phillip wanted to see the sistine chapel but it got closed for conclave. to use himself as bait benoit has to get elected pope. except then he catches the murderer before he can get murdered and now he's stuck as pope. gay married pope, oops! is this anything

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arctic monkeys 

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The work is mysterious and important.

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Why TF am i laughing so much at this

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See you at the Equator

22/100

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I've come back to tumblr just to post this

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Ah shit my bowling team has unionized

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There’s a man going ‘round taking names