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Psych was correct. When you're 100% sure of your conclusion, but it's based off of evidence that only you can see (because it's obscure, easily dismissed, or requires a lot of prior context), it's genuinely better to just say "I had a psychic vision" or something like that. People are more willing to believe you have mystical powers than that they just missed something you found obvious.

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our wordfather, who art in tumblr

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huge fan of whatever they r doing on rednote

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the hours? bad. the pay? bad. the job? bad. hi, i'm steve raglan and welcome to freddy fazbears pizzeria where the owner is sentimental and definitely not me

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people will really have the gall to look me (Femme with a capital F, protector of butches) in the eye and say “well at least you’re not one of THOOOSEEE bull dyke lesbians”

n that’s when I pull the hammer out of my tote bag

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the reason Phineas and Ferb is one of my favorite shows of all time is because adult jokes in other family shows are usually about sex. in Phineas and Ferb they are referencing classic literature and bureaucracy.

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do you ever not write for so long that you’re almost afraid to? like what if I’m dumb now

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I wish I woke up tomorrow in a world where I don't have to see a single AI generated image ever again

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For those of you who wisely avoid Facebook have this excellent image from the San Antonio Zoo page.

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Thomas Jefferson experiences dysphoria

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Tango. Uniform. Mike. Bravo. Lima. Romeo.