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Regulus having a childhood crush on Fleamont will never not be hilarious. ESPECIALLY if it’s written from James’ POV.

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Arcane Lie Detector Interview, almost every platform I have will be seeing that I made this

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hc that regulus black was the BIGGEST flirt just like his brother but nobody noticed cause he had more subtle ways to flirt with guys. That's why most people missed it and just assumed that he was being extremely awkward (though all of the men he flirted with fell for him immediately, the fastest being james).

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James: Regulus :)))

Regulus, trying to read his book:

James: Reeeegggiiiiiieee

Regulus:

James: REGULUS ARCTURUS BLACK- POTTER!! >:(((

Regulus:

James: Reg please...

Regulus:

James, playing with his hair gently: Reg, its something very important

Regulus, clearly annoyed: What James?

James: ... Hi :333

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Bro this is actually so sad why am I wheezing😭😭😭

regulus died in summer, actually.

he saw james without a shirt at the beach. that’s how he drowned.

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Sirius "you really need to find yourself a girlfriend" Black and Remus "we literally just fucked" Lupin

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Just imagine an evil jegulus au where Reg at first doesn't love James but James is so utterly in love, to the point where Regulus is able to manipulate James and he becomes a death eater. Voldy uses James and Reg to get into the order and play double agent. But after being "together" Regulus finally starts to fall for him and that puts a flaw in "the plan" which was to eventually kill everyone in the order plus James... UMMM YES PLEASE!!

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11 year old Barty being called to Slugghorn’s office:

"You got 100% correct answers on the Potions test. I also heard you did very good on the Charms- and Defence Against the Dark Arts-tests.”

Barty straightens his back a little with pride.

“Mr Crouch, I want you to be honest with me. Did you cheat?”

“What? No!”

"I just don’t understand how you can do so well. You ask a lot of basic questions in class. They say there are no stupid questions, but you clearly show you lack the understanding needed to do so well on the tests. I spoke to the other teachers, and they are telling me similar things.”

“What?! Am I not allowed to asked questions now? Aren’t that what class is for?”

Slugghorn sighs. “Of course, you are. I have no evidence, I just think it is a little suspicious, is all. I advise you to take care to not cheat in the future.”

In the Slytherin Boy’s dorm:

Barty throws his pillow across the room. His blanket follows. He hurls his heaviest book into the opposite wall with a loud thud. He shoves everything down from his desk and watches it spread over the floor with bangs and clatter. He curls his hands into fists and hits the mattress until he is out of breath.

“What’s wrong?” Evan asks quietly from his bed.

“Nothing.”

“Are you mad?”

Barty sighs and curls in on himself on top of his empty bed. “Not at you.”

Evan picks up Barty’s blanket from the floor and drapes it around Barty’s shoulders. He dusts off the pillow and carefully places it where it should be. He stacks everything neatly on Barty’s desk.

He grabs his own blanket and a piece of parchment and sits quietly beside Barty and starts to draw.

“Here”, he sticks the impressively realistic drawing in front of Evan, “it’s a Tibetan Exploding Bug. They have chemicals in their back body that can create a small explosion when mixed. Kind of cool.”

“Thank you. That is cool.” Barty fixes the drawing in the row of other bug-drawing lining the inside of his upper bedframe. Then sits down beside Evan again, leaning affectionately against his shoulder.

“What if I never get’s the courage to speak in class?” Evan asks after a while.

“Then you keep writing your questions, and I keep asking them. It has worked well so far, hasn’t it?”

“People will think you are stupid.”

“I don’t care. They are stupid.”

Even nods hesitantly.

Barty grabs his shoulders and looks sternly at him. “I don’t care. Okay?”

Evan smiles. “Okay.”

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Regulus: *staring at his ruined revision notes* What the hell? How did...

Flashback to a day ago:

James: Ummm, Reggie...

Regulus, from the other room: What?

James: I may have spilled my tea all over some parchment on the table...

Regulus: Oh... is it anything important?

James, picking up the notes, panicking: Uh - I- Nope... Nothing important, love!

Flashback to present:

Regulus: Fucking hell James...

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We NEED more Tomny!!!!

wip.

rereading tcoptp.