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you can just feel the self-congratulatory glee of whoever named this paint this color, like they truly thought they were so funny and i think you're so funny paint color naming man good job paint man

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Hello beloved readers! Up to now my posting habit for fic has been to post just as soon as I finish a chapter or section, but I'm trying to decide if an actual schedule would be better.

Currently, the way I post means alternating anywhere between multiple posts a day to long stretches of nothing. A schedule could mean eliminating or reducing the long stretches without updates, but do keep in mind there will still probably still be semi-regular breaks depending on my health.

This is primarily for the remainder of The Codfather's Court AU specifically, but depending on how it goes I might consider it for future projects as well. So! What would you, as a reader, prefer to see?

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WHAT THE FUCK

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this "negative" review of guillermo del toro's upcoming frankenstein movie is everything to me

"The Mexican director has chosen to emphasise the romanticism at the expense of the horror. Elordi plays the creature as a misunderstood, James Dean-like outsider with Oedipal issues rather than as an agent of evil and chaos. Even if his face and torso are latticed with suitably grotesque scars, staples and stitches, he is not only the most sympathetic character in the movie but the best-looking one too. It’s left to Oscar Isaac to provide the real villainy as the brilliant but egomaniacal scientist, Victor Frankenstein..."

HELLO YES IT'S ME, MARY SHELLEY CALLING, JUST WANTED TO ASK IF YOU'VE EVER SEEN A GUILLERMO DEL TORO MOVIE OR... I DON'T KNOW... READ MY BOOK?

"The film lurches between scenes of lush romantic melodrama and moments of Grand Guignol bloodletting."

*bangs fists on table* SIGN! ME! THE! FUCK! UP!

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...so Cleo is living rent free in my brain rn-

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I know I've been taking an impromptu break from both tumblr and ao3, but I need to come back to give a warning

Do not use Hartz Flea Treatment.

Hartz has a really bad rep of not properly doing their doses of poison in their shit, and it will kill your cat or dog.

It just killed my own cat, and it was quick, like someone flipped a switch. One moment he was walking, the next he was gone.

And no, he didn't lick the flea treatment. He was wearing a cone to prevent that, and he didn't come into contact with any other animal that was dosed. I used the correct dosage, I did it in the correct place, there weren't any open wounds, it was the dosage for cats within his weight range.

I used the treatment on the other cat in our house, who was kept separate from my own, and that cat weighs half as much as mine and was fine. Exact same dosage, exact same place.

We still washed it off of her after that.

I should have done my research before I used that crap, but I didn't, and here we are. Hartz has a long, long list on the internet of people saying it crippled or killed their animals, and a few instances where it looks like someone tried to warp another person's story, to make it seem like Hartz wasn't at fault.

Going back to my break, don't know when I'll be back, but don't use Hartz

Don't use Hartz

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Red life gem doodle from stream!

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Pixlriffs Zine Interest Check

Hello intrigued Tumblr user! Are you interested in participating in a zine about Pixlriffs? Are you interested in reading a zine about Pixlriffs? Are you just bored and want to fill out a form? Have I got something for you!

Right now, the scope is on anything Pixlriff-ian you would like! Want to talk about Empires? SOS? Misadventures? Survival Guide? Hermitcraft Recap? Any and all of the above? Come fill out the form and talk about what you might want to do!

Interest check will remain open for roughly two weeks, at which point I will see what the responses have been like and whether there's enough people to go forward! Hope to see you in the responses!

@mcytblrsource

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forgive me father for i have opened a notification and read the message within to make the red dot go away and then forgot to reply for a month . it will happen again

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Good luck charm!! (And it worked!!)

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So I’m redoing this card for @yyh-revival tarot card project. But I wanted to share my original. It’s old compared to my newer stuff but I’m still proud of it. Yomi makes for a damned good Emperor.

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sorry can you repeat that. i was busy trying to make eye contact and act normal and didn't hear you

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my bunny-hobbit wolf-dwarf comics have their own little weird lore! read up, it'll all be on your midterms!!!

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junk food is always better than no food

I’ve met people who will actually argue against this (and I suggest just blocking anyone who does) but if your choice is between going hungry and getting fast food or snack food….PLEASE JUST FEED YOURSELF. No food is actually bad enough that it’s better to skip eating entirely. Malnutrition is more dangerous, more immediately, and more long-term than any consequences of eating a damn twinkie or a cheeseburger.

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