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Heinrich Unheimlich is:
Courteous
An excellent host
Great with kids
Practical and efficient in his work
Capable of enjoying delayed gratification
Forward-thinking and amenable to change
Very long-fingered
In short, not only would this guy make an incredible asset in a professional setting but also I want to fuck him
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I'M SORRY but what part of ELIAS GOES HARD BOUCHARD made Jonah Magnus think "this is 100% the next body I'm hopping in"
#sorry do you think Jonah magnus didn’t have kinship w another foppish party boy with an interest in esoteric nonsense#bro said he just like me fr#tma
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From: [email protected]
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Message: Hey Dude,
[Extended Sounds of Brutus Pipes Murder]
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ELIAS MENTIONED
#tma#tmagp spoilers#tmagp#I love that little bastard in every universe#the email is so very on brand#and I was right he’s her uncle
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what's the context? what smear capmaign /geniune
This one. TL;DR - The UHSC has allegedly been taken down due to petty legal disputes between the guy who made it and Hussie/the HS team, and the creator of UHSC is alleging that there's been some insane levels of unprofessional, abusive conduct behind the scenes.
Again, I'm not disputing the idea there's been maltreatment. We basically know for a fact that working with any official HS team in any official capacity is a bit of a nightmare. We've heard countless reports of this. I just don't see how people aren't more offput by literally everything else going on here. The Discord screenshots aren't even real. I can't get over this. The Discord "screenshots" aren't even fucking real. They're HTML/CSS recreations. Can anyone hear me? It's dark in here.
Screenshots on their own can be faked, yes. The presence of screenshots alone does not constitute evidence, and pretending otherwise makes you an incredibly useful idiot. But the "screenshots" aren't even real. These aren't even real screenshots. I'm losing my mind.
#homestuck#ik I don’t really post abt hs much but w this whole thing happening I think it’s worth mentioning
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Do you think Luke has to be introduced to space metal and space goth music by the other jedi / merrin in the TL4J au
omg yes, and maybe they had motivation for getting him into space metal/goth stuff
(tip jar! // comms status)
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#this is my friends w tcw and fox#they keep asking me where fox is#I have not had the heart to tell them that the guy I’m always talking about is in a total of 10 minutes#and mostly exists in my brain#Star Wars
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had to get this out before we collectively move on from coldplay ceo
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i think my biggest issue with tcw anakin is just the fact that most of the time he not only felt like a generic action hero,but a male power fantasy. many times in the show he displays aggressive/dominant behavior towards the people around him,it's more obvious with padmé, but it can be seen with everyone else too. in the movies he got desperate instead of just plain aggressive when in distress and often cried,something i'm not sure he ever does in tcw.
in the movies he was pathetic, and it was one of the most intresting choices lucas made with the character. in tcw he just constantly acts aggresive and dominant, even though in the pt the only time he displayed that kind of behavior was mustafar,where he was at his MOST unhinged. tcw just acts as if anakin had 100 mini mustafars leading up to the big one, and there's no indication of that in the movies at all. his violent,controlling behavior was a shock to both obi wan and padmé, why would it be if he had just behaved as a light version of that for three years?

this quote is what sums it up best for me. it seems to me as if the writers tought that for anakin to show his darkness (which is very present in the movies too) he had to be just plain angry,instead of "melodramatic" or "whiny",traits that people wrongfully associate with,you guessed it,women.
tcw anakin is just much more predominantly masculine in the most stereotypical sense of the word,and people tought that for him to be that he just had to be much angrier and controlling,instead of someone genuinely tragic and pathetic in the original sense of the word (derived from the greek πάθος) .
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Some motivation from Fox, the master of overworking himself
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Breakup so bad both end up changing their names
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For motivation.
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did padme rlly peg a fish how does that work
well i don't know, but we can be sure that she's the expert
[tip jar!]
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I’ve not finished my half decade essay on wtnv yet (it’s coming I prommy) but I wanted to get this out in a timely manner:
If you’ve been saying the year end episodes haven’t been hitting like they used to you’re a huge bitch and also wrong. A Story About Me goes hard as fuck. Also every Spotify listener bitching abt the after weather ads is also a huge bitch
#iv.txt#wtnv#I don’t care for the ads but I would let nvp kill my dog if it meant the show keeps going
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subtleties georg does it again
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