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“I’ll never talk” ok that’s cool. didn’t really expect you to. I’m not gonna torture you for information—I have an elaborate espionage network for that. everyone knows torture is an unreliable means of extracting information and anything obtained from it is not to be trusted. I’m not an idiot. I’ve read all the torture science. if there’s one thing I can’t stand it’s the foolish notion that torture serves a practical purpose. no, my torture dungeon exists for good, clean fun. it’s all about the love of the game. strap ��em to the rack, boys!
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the homestuck sleep pose is like the opposite of the family guy death pose to me that shit looks comfy
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can you believe it guys. silksong. only a tomorrow away
edit: what can i say. i'm always right
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Kabumisu sketch commission I miss Mithrun and Kabru and this farmer AU idea by client heals me...
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"immortality sucks because all your friends die" all your friends die anyway. those we do not mourn are those who mourn us.
"immortality sucks because you forget who you are" we always forget who we are. do you remember who you were at four years of age? who you were at fourteen? "who i am" is a shadow cast on the wall.
"immortality sucks because" skill issue. skill issue. skill issue. give me your liver
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*trips while carrying my glass of water and spills it all over you* oh my gosh. I’m so sorry. *wipes the water perfectly off you back into the glass*
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so like, this is their dynamic, right?
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Spell of avoiding spoilers
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