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Qingqing: If Parker, Winston and Muir were drowning, who would you save?

Bluepool: You morons can't even swim?

Winston: Bluepool, it's a hypothetical question.

Parker: Yeah, who would you save?

Bluepool: My time and effort.

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Muir: I sort of did something and I need your advice, but I don't want a lot of judgement and criticism.

Curtis: And you came to me?

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*Alva and Bluepool sitting in jail together*

Alva: So... Who should we call now?

Bluepool: I'd call Curtis, but I currently feel much safer in jail.

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Bai Qingqing:

Alva: I'll do whatever you say. I literally have zero pride.

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Bai Qingqing: I relate to Belle because she is independent, selfless and loves people for who they are.

Parker: I relate to Tinker Bell because she needs attention or she dies.

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Rosa: Do you know how many basic bitches would kill to have my personality?

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Bluepool: Don't let anyone treat you like pond water

Bluepool: You are fiji water okay

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Curtis: I've never been in a snowball fight before. I don't know the rules.

Parker: What?

Curtis: Is there a point system or is it to the death?

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Winston: I need you.

Bai Qingqing: For?

Winston: Ever.

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Bai Qingqing: Why is there blood all over the place?

Parker: I aggressively scratched someone with my claws.

Bai Qingqing: You tore someone's body?!

Parker: No. Aggressively scratched with my claws.

Bai Qingqing: How can you "scratch" someone with your claws and spill all this blood?

Parker: As an excuse, the perpetrator said that he wanted to be your new mate.

Bai Qingqing:

Curtis, slithering from the top floor: In that case, I'd like to hold him tightly with my tail as well.

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Muir: Words can't describe how much I appreciate you guys.

Curtis, Parker and Winston: ??????

Muir: But numbers can, 1/10.

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Parker, via text: Qingqing, I'm gonna send you a dick pic!

Bai Qingqing: WAIT, PARKER! NO! I'M IN THE MIDDLE OF THE-

Parker: *sends a picture of the Ape King*

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Blog RULES and FAQ!

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FAQ

When can I submit quotes?

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