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y'all already know this is gonna be wild
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this is why we can't have nice things
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where's me package...
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I can have veins and wires at the same time bwcauae because im gods special girl robot machine
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timira: yknow what, fuck you *unkills self*
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lorrayne, not talking: Ah fuck, I am being weird
lorrayne, talking: Ah fuck, I am being weird
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ah, the days of dead mira
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bruneida: guess what
ven'valin: bitch with the way you live
ven'valin: i have no fucking idea
bruneida: that's fair
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mars: there are some things we SHOULD judge. being homophobic. whatever that vampire shit was.
blix: [narrowly restraining laughter] turning into a vampire pussy first?
mars: [sighing heavily] ... yeah. yeah.
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Astallien: hey (asks about her special interest)?
Lorrayne: (becomes an unskippable cutscene)
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Ven'valin: "Astallien are you okay?"
Astallien, visibly crying: "Fine, just chopping some onions."
Ven'valin: "Those are potatoes."
Astallien: "Yeah."
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I had powers, now, and decades of rage to process. And it was both random, and unfortunate, that the man picked that night to dabble in fuckery.
ven’valin brightfeather, probably
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astallien: it's unbelievable. i don't need monty hall ruining my place of work when monty hall has already ruined my home life!
bruneida: c'mon sir. the math thing isn't the problem, night shift is keeping you and ven apart. you two just need to bone.
marsulu: [whimpers]
astallien: ... what'd you say?
marsulu: [softly] don't say it again.
bruneida: [deadpan] i said you two need to bone.
astallien: hhhhhhOOOOW. DARE YOU, PRIVATE STEELSONG, I AM YOUR SUPERIOR OFFICER
astallien, 5 minutes later: BONE!!!!!!!
astallien, 10 minutes later: what happens in my bedroom is none of your business
astallien, 21 minutes later: BOOoOOOOOOOOooOOONE?!!!
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astallien: this is like that time you, ven'valin and bruneida linked arms around me and started shouting "NIGHTMARE! NIGHTMARE! NIGHTMARE! NIGHTMARE!"
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