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Shit Composers Didn't Say
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incorrect-composer-quotes · 5 months ago
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Why am i thinking of you making a script of the composers trying to listen to ai generated music
Plausible, but with the amount of composers I could shove, consider that as a multi-part series
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incorrect-composer-quotes · 5 months ago
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Felipe, composing: gotta support da boyz
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incorrect-composer-quotes · 5 months ago
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:(
Do you ever wake up and open Google and you see that
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incorrect-composer-quotes · 7 months ago
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Beethoven:
VOLUME WARNING! ‼️⚠️⬇️
(TURN DOWN YOUR VOLUME)
average classical composer’s daily alcohol intake
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incorrect-composer-quotes · 7 months ago
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Salieri, reading instructions: So there's three wires, one red, two white
Mozart: ????
Salieri, frustrated: One red and two white bruh!
Mozart: Wha—what colour is the red wire?
Salieri, in absolute shock: Eh?! It's red!
Mozart: OH! IH! UH?!
Salieri: Whose brain are you in right now?!
Mozart, flustered: Shut up!
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C. Schumann: Bobby my man
R. Schumann: Clara my woman?
C. Schumann: No—
R. Schumann: No wait that's not—Haha!
Berlioz: Pog!
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nice
Beethoven: Punch me all you like, you can't unf•ck the Christmas Turkey
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Beethoven: Punch me all you like, you can't unf•ck the Christmas Turkey
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Do you ever wake up and open Google and you see that
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incorrect-composer-quotes · 2 years ago
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Chopin: Can I get a tea?
Mendelssohn: Yeah, what temp?
Chopin: Extra hot.
Mendelssohn: …
Mendelssohn: So one of our regulars has been asking Liszt for his number but she uses her husband’s loyalty account.
Chopin: *gasps*
Mendelssohn: I know!
😏
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incorrect-composer-quotes · 2 years ago
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[beethoven composing his fidelio]
thought of drawing another one of the quotes on here ^_^
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incorrect-composer-quotes · 2 years ago
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Chopin, basically everytime:
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incorrect-composer-quotes · 2 years ago
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Hey, just to let you know, you are worthy of love, please reward yourself, you deserve it, we love you, always
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incorrect-composer-quotes · 2 years ago
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Liszt: /does anything
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incorrect-composer-quotes · 2 years ago
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Spinet: //exists
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Salieri:
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incorrect-composer-quotes · 2 years ago
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Mozart: /saying things directly in German
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Salieri:
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incorrect-composer-quotes · 2 years ago
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OMG I USED TO SEE YOUR ACCOUNT A LOT TO FEED MY COMPOSER HYPERFIXATION IN 2020-2021 AND NOW ITS STILL ACTIVE??? MOST OF THE COMPOSER ACCOUNTS HAVE HIATUSED THEMSELVES, CANT BELIEVE YOURE STILL ACTIVE!
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