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Veronica: [realizing she likes Betty] Who the fuck authorized this…

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Archie: What are we going to do about this?

Veronica: What we always do. You tell me what to do and then I’ll go behind your back and do whatever I want.

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Veronica: Good night.

Archie: Can you say good night if you’re only sleeping for two hours?

Veronica: Good *night*.

Archie: Apparently, you can.

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Betty: I uh…

Veronica: Well, I “uh” you too.

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Veronica: Every talk I have with you people gets more and more absurd!

Betty: You say “you people” like you’re not part of the team. Well I’ve got news for you, Veronica. You’re already on the Christmas card.

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Veronica: Oh good, is it your turn to give me a pep talk, mother?

Betty: Ah, hey, Veronica? Take your sass, and put it in your pocket.

Veronica: What?

Betty: Your sass, ‘n just put it in your pocket.

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Veronica: To family!

Jughead: As long as it’s not mine!

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Betty: There’s not one embarrassing photo of Veronica. Even her mugshots were cute.

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Veronica: [to the fire alarm] How could you be beeping? I just disconnected you. I took out your battery. How could you…

[fire alarm beeps]

Veronica: Don’t interrupt me!

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Archie: How am I cool?

Veronica: I was afraid you were going to ask that.

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Betty: [talking about Veronica] She's so hot but so crazy, which makes her even more hot!

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Veronica: Do not worry, B! Any shadowy figure coming after you will have to go through me first.

Betty: And I’ll treasure those three extra seconds.

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Archie: Well, you can’t say I didn’t warn you.

Veronica: You did, you warned me.

Archie: But did you listen?

Veronica: No.Archie: Do you ever listen?

Veronica: No.Archie: Are you listening now?

Veronica: No.

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Archie: Is this funny to you?

Veronica: I thought that was clear from my laughter.

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Jughead: What are you looking at?

Veronica: [taking a Buzzfeed quiz to find out what holiday candle scent she is] Porn.

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Veronica: Hey, how do you know how I like my coffee?

Betty: I’m your girlfriend. It’s my job to know things.

Veronica: You’re walking a fine line between cute and creepy.

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Jughead: [looking at Betty] I read somewhere that dogs know what you’re thinking…

Betty: Then I should stop thinking about Veronica naked in the shower.