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💜Deep Purple Incorrect Quotes💜
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oh gosh, another incorrect quotes, what originality (Only Mark I, II, III and IV. But occasionally Marks V, VI VII and VIII) ~Asks and submissions open~
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incorrect-deepurple · 4 years ago
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Steve: [looking quietly out of window]
Ian: He looks so lost in thoughts, probably he's thinking about something really deep and beautiful right now.
Steve's mind: Gee, what would life be if I was a cornflake.
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incorrect-deepurple · 4 years ago
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Glenn to Tommy: Let's agree that last night was a mistake, with the mutual knowledge that it will happen again at some point.
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incorrect-deepurple · 4 years ago
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Ritchie: I'm finally over you.
Ian: We're still in a relationship.
Ritchie: Looks like I forgot to break up.
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incorrect-deepurple · 5 years ago
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Righty Right
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incorrect-deepurple · 5 years ago
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Jon: Are you okay?
Paicey: [Monotone] Yeah, I'm fine.
Jon: What does 'fine' mean?
Paicey: It means I'm perfectly content but also I wouldn't mind if the sun exploded right now and killed us all.
Jon:... d-do you want a kiss or something?
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incorrect-deepurple · 5 years ago
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Glenn: You're just eating your feelings you know.
David: Yeah, but they're delicious.
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incorrect-deepurple · 5 years ago
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[1979]
Roger: The people who return with their ex are the worst. They are weak and masochistic.
Ritchie: [Sweaty] Y-yeah... [Hides behind his back the Rainbow ticket for Ian] That's true.
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incorrect-deepurple · 5 years ago
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Inspired by @thespiritofvexation
"It was nice"
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incorrect-deepurple · 5 years ago
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Jon, getting ready to introduce Rod to the band: Ritchie seems really mean, don't worry, he is.
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incorrect-deepurple · 5 years ago
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That's better
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Cursed Image.
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incorrect-deepurple · 5 years ago
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Cursed Image.
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incorrect-deepurple · 5 years ago
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Ian: I have a girlfriend now.
Ian: Which is weird because I'm probably gay, based on the way I act and behave.
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incorrect-deepurple · 5 years ago
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Roger: So, there's the person I like...
Ian: It's not Ritchie, is it?
Jon: It's not Paicey, is it?
Roger: No...
Ian: Good. I like Ritchie.
Jon: Good. I like Paicey.
Roger:
Ian:
Jon:
Ian: Do you like Paicey?!
Jon: Do you like Ritchie?!
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incorrect-deepurple · 5 years ago
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A lovely comic by @blackmoreinrock
This is absolutely sweet! Thank you very much! 💜
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incorrect-deepurple · 5 years ago
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Roger: [Trying to annoy Ritchie] Hey! Look at the high-waisted man! He got feminine hips!
Ritchie: NO! THAT'S THE THING I'M SENSITIVE ABOUT! THAT'S NOT FAIR!
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incorrect-deepurple · 5 years ago
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Ian: Ghost are fake, like the Moon or women named Barbara.
Ritchie: I-
Ritchie: I'm not sure which part of that stupidity I want to pick apart first.
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incorrect-deepurple · 5 years ago
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Happy anniversary!!! Time flies...❤️
Oh yes indeed! Thank you very much!!! 💜💜💜
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