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Hello, this is from Nintendo. We are informing you about the recall of all Fire Emblem™ games and related products.
The series heavily encourages suicide, genocide, and Satanism. Please burn all Fire Emblem™ products in your possession, or donate them to a church so they can destroy them in rituals. We suggest you do the same for Super Smash Bros.™ games, as Satanist views are promoted through the Fire Emblem™ playable characters, stages, Spirits, Mii™ Costumes, and other recurring content.
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Céline: Why are you so anxious all the time?
Alcryst: It’s the anxiety.
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Chloé: Uh-oh!
Louis: "Uh-oh" good or "uh-oh" bad?
Chloé: When is "uh-oh" ever good?
Louis: I don't know, maybe THIS TIME?
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Mauvier: So why are you speaking with me if I’m a “waste of time”?
Marni: To waste time, obviously.
Mauvier: Fair enough.
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Rosado: Where can I get ready?
Goldmary: By the dumpster.
Rosado: That's sweet, but I don't have time for a tour of your home.
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Zephia: Can't you walk yourself home?
Marni: If I say I can't, will you take me?
Zephia: Hahahaha... No.
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Alear: It’s time for Plan B.
Marth: We have a Plan B?
Alear: No, but it’s time for one.
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Griss: I'd like to be the person who throws rocks into the deep dark spooky water with bad vibes that everybody says not to disturb. I would obviously die for it, but at least I'd die doing something I love — throwing rocks and causing problems on purpose.
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Rafal: That would be against my moral compass.
Chrom: Your "moral compass" is a russian roulette wheel.
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Lapis, worriedly looking around: You ever feel like you’re being watched?
Goldmary, fixing her hair in the mirror: All the time. When you look this good, you have to get used to it.
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Ivy: You know, Lord Rafal, I have to say you’ve been a lot more empathetic lately. Why is that?
Rafal: Because I’ve written down the phrases 'that’s too bad', 'I hear you', and 'I know how you feel' on this little piece of paper and I randomly spew one out every time you pause.
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Lindon: It only takes a minute to get a crush on someone, an hour to like someone and a day to love someone. But it takes a lifetime to forget someone.
Clanne: Once my sister forgot me in the parking lot.
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Amber: Well, that truly was a "bruh" moment!
Jean: I really don't think you should be referring to yourself passing out as a "bruh moment."
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Alear: Do you always have to say the things you say the way you say them?
Soren: I get your point, I will try to be sarcastic next time.
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Morion: I don't need an escort to my room.
Diamant: I don't know - between here and upstairs, there's still time for you to do something stupid!
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Alear: Are you alright?
Rafal: Short answer or long answer?
Alear: Short?
Rafal: No.
Alear: Long?
Rafal: Nooooooo.
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Merrin: Timerra and I don’t use pet names.
Panette: I see... Hey, what do bees make?
Merrin: Honey?
Timerra: Yes, dear?
Merrin:
Panette: Don't ever lie to my face again.
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